How do you cope?

[Rex Stone]

I used to properly lose it when I was in school, just because I was the only Arsenal fan out of my friends and I knew I'd cop a lot of stick the next day

When we lose now though, it's just disappointment. I feel like a father with a heroin addict for a son, you hope for the best but you're not disappointed anymore.

So when you find them passed out in a town centre toilet after they've pawned your war medals to get smack or they lose twice in a week from winning positions it doesn't hurt you anymore, you know they'll never change.

 

[Jury]

Wow this is getting all too deep . To paraphrase @Jury after a particularly galling loss a few years back draw a bath ,search pornhub and have an almighty **** , endorphines released, job done and you've done you bit for prostate health .

I don't ever remember posting that ffs!

Tbf I've read some old posts and wondered where my mind was at the time...
But if it's good for the prostate, crack on! Many a bird slain with that one stone

 

[Jury]

I thought I was doing very well handling losses this year. I really though.

But apparently I have spended almost 3000 £ on cocaine this year.

Be realistic next season and just buy 3 ounces at wholesale price.,

 

[blaze_of_glory]

I don't ever remember posting that ffs!

Tbf I've read some old posts and wondered where my mind was at the time...
But if it's good for the prostate, crack on! Many a bird slain with that one stone

Apparently its only good for the prostrate if its from a ****. The real deal doesn't help.

No idea why. I'm not a doctor ffs, and what I said there may not even be true.

 

[rich 1990]

Apparently its only good for the prostrate if its from a ****. The real deal doesn't help.

No idea why. I'm not a doctor ffs, and what I said there may not even be true.

My prostate must be the healthiest on earth then.

 

[rich 1990]

How do you handle a toss?

 

[Jury]

Apparently its only good for the prostrate if its from a ****. The real deal doesn't help.

No idea why. I'm not a doctor ffs, and what I said there may not even be true.

****ing hell, are you having a lunchtime beer over there? Sounds about right to me anyway. I'll have to deftly pass that knowledge on to the Mrs. Scrawl it on the side of the cornflakes box or something.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

****ing hell, are you having a lunchtime beer over there? Sounds about right to me anyway. I'll have to deftly pass that knowledge on to the Mrs. Scrawl it on the side of the cornflakes box or something.

Last day before two weeks off! Working hard at hardly working

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

Last day before two weeks off! Working hard at hardly working

Just one day left for me as well, then my job can go and f**k off for a while.

 

[4R5Emaniac]

One of the thing is that I eventually get sucked in to the belief part and hardcore disappointment follows. All that despite knowing very well and knowing better. Hope my friends is a total b!tch.

 

[BBF]

How do you handle a toss?

Pay her and leave

 

[Makingtrax]

I suddenly become a physicist and start watching videos about the Universe and Big bang which will make me realize that nothing matters in the bigger scheme of things. Works every time I get depressed.

Can't beat watching a good big bang video after a loss, the sort that can look after your prostate at the same time.

 

[bojed]

I view 4th as a trophy, just like Wenger.

So everytime we lose, we get closer to our trophy. Anything else is just a bonus.

I'm fine with that.

 

[Trilly]

Just one day left for me as well, then my job can go and f**k off for a while.

Only two days into my time off, I've done the sweet sum of **** all....


..


And I LOVE IT

 

[CaseUteinberger]

I don't!

 

[celestis]

How do you handle a toss?

With two hands.

 

[RacingPhoton]

I don't ever remember posting that ffs!

Tbf I've read some old posts and wondered where my mind was at the time...
But if it's good for the prostate, crack on! Many a bird slain with that one stone

Good if you fall asleep after that. Gets worse if you don't. Especially the 30 minutes after the ****.

 

[RacingPhoton]

Can't beat watching a good big bang video after a loss, the sort that can look after your prostate at the same time.

Works big time if it is a late night match.

 

[Jury]

Good if you fall asleep after that. Gets worse if you don't. Especially the 30 minutes after the ****.

Ahh, the dreaded half-arsed nut... Wrong thought at the wrong moment and all the effort's ruined. That's when it's time to raid the fridge

 

[GunnerInPluto]

I predict that we will win our next 10 EPL games when Mustafi comes back.