Hypothetical Of The Week: If you could upgrade one of our players, how would you do it?

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  1. Aevi

    Aevi Hale End FC Moderator

    So essentially, what one thing would you add to a single player of ours if you could, either because you think it'd improve us most or you'd simply like to see it.

    ie. make Xhaka agile, make Leno taller, etc.
  2. Taylor Gang Gunners

    Taylor Gang Gunners Shame is a dish best served cold Trusted

    I'd probably give Laca more pace. With his finishing and strength, if he was quick too he'd be one hell of a no.9.
  3. Riou

    Riou Non-Stop Nostalgia

    Laca with more pace is a good one, but increase Luiz' motivation.

    Feel Big Dave's main let down is that he struggles to motivate himself in "lesser" games, he would be one of the best defenders in the world imo, if he could treat every game like a cup final.
  4. GeorgiaGunner

    GeorgiaGunner Closet United Fan

    Transforming Xhaka into a physiological specimen would transform the midfield.

    Giving Mustafi a brain would be nice on the defensive side of things too.
  5. RandomHero84

    RandomHero84 Well-Known Member

    I'd give El Nenny a forward pass.
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  6. Rimaal

    Rimaal Questionable Taste

    Too many options and possibilities. Basically all the possibilities.
  7. vantoure

    vantoure Well-Known Member

    I'd give Aubameyang better hold up and dribbling ability. Would be an immense 9 then
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  8. lamby22

    lamby22 It's Not Lupus

    I'd take a few years off Auba's age and give Rob Holding a better hairline.
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  9. samshere

    samshere Why so serieuse?

    Id shave bellerins moustache
  10. asukru

    asukru Well-Known Member

    Make Martinelli the next Ronaldo :p
  11. Trilly

    Trilly The John Sauce Of Ilford Trusted

    Mustafi + composure = World Class Cb

    Lacazette + pace = Top class/World class CF

    Auba + dribbling = Almost prime CR7

    Bellerin + crossing = Rich man's TAA

    Ceballos + athleticism = best box to box CM I can think of

    The Mustafi one would be very tempting, if not that then I'd go with Bellerin or Ceballos.
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  12. Gegen Pressing

    Gegen Pressing Well-Known Member

    I'd give Martinelli titanium bone infusions.

    I'd edit both ElNeny' and Xhaka's genes with
    Condylostylus fly DNA to myltiply their reflexes tenfold .

    Oh yeah and give Özil the integrity of chatacter
    to join Fenehrbahce now for a small but positive fee .
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  13. GDeep™

    GDeep™ Dissociating

    Auba better on the ball is the obvious one. Look at Martial in recent months, his hold up, link up play and dribbling has been flawless in recent months. Auba is not at those levels.
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  14. Big Poppa

    Big Poppa Well-Known Member Trusted

    After looking across our squad's strengths and weaknesses, your conclusion is that the one genuinely world class player, who'd start over any other in his position the league and scored 40% of the team's goals, needs to be more like Anthony Martial?

    Make it make sense.
  15. MikelHadADream

    MikelHadADream Well-Known Member

    Definitely would give Lacazette more athleticism. If he could actually make a run/get a yard on a defender he'd be a competent number 9.
  16. Pyres7

    Pyres7 Active Member

    I'd make Leno an elite free kick taker. Would be insane to have a goal scoring keeper.
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  17. Jury

    Jury Mission Accomplished

    The ‘obvious’ one :lol:
  18. Jury

    Jury Mission Accomplished

    Resisting the temptation to highlight players with the more obvious flaws here... But Laca with blistering pace probably gives us more than if you added something to anyone else.

    Could say giving Xhaka pace would transform his game but in reality it’d be like giving Jimmy Savile the power of invisibility.
  19. Mrs Bergkamp

    Mrs Bergkamp Established Member

    Give Laca pace and he'd be Eduardo/ Wrighty and more useful.
  20. kash2

    kash2 Obsessed With Jury

    Give Özil the physicality and aggression of Sanchez.
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