Jonathan David

[2Smokeyy]

My gf took one look at Vlahovic and dumped me on the spot, that’s a good enough endorsement for me.

I’m still waiting for my endorsement since I’ve got her in the bag too.

 

[2Smokeyy]

If she didn't leave you for torreira, mate... I think you're safe here.

Torreira? That means @OnlyOne finally has a chance.

 

[Ivan the Gooner]

Mine left me for Martin Keown

 

[Ivan the Gooner]

You a Mountie chief?

No, he's from 'Toronno'

 

[Gooner416]

No, he's from 'Toronno'

Never understood why the rest of Canada hates us.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

My gf took one look at Vlahovic and dumped me on the spot, that’s a good enough endorsement for me.

Holy **** what a specimen!

He's like the anti-Lacazette. Tall, built like Hercules and below 50% bodyfat.

 

[2Smokeyy]

Holy **** what a specimen!

He's like the anti-Lacazette. Tall, built like Hercules and below 50% bodyfat.

How long until he’s on that Krispy Kreme diet? I remember Cesc was a massive fan too.

Those original glazed doughnuts should take his game to the next level imo.

 

[balthazar]

My gf took one look at Vlahovic and dumped me on the spot, that’s a good enough endorsement for me.

Our very own Drogba! Better than skinny dude Isak.

 

[balthazar]

My gf took one look at Vlahovic and dumped me on the spot, that’s a good enough endorsement for me.

 

[GoonerJay24]

Should be our number 1 striker target as he suits our game more than Vlahovic.

 

[sergio_giorgini]

Holy **** what a specimen!

He's like the anti-Lacazette. Tall, built like Hercules and below 50% bodyfat.

This is why you’re in my top 100 posters on the forum.

 

[Camron]

This is why you’re in my top 100 posters on the forum.

@Tir Na Nog over the moon until he realizes there is only about 70 people posting regularly.

 

[Riou]

Wonder if he is an Avril Lavigne fan?

 

[sergio_giorgini]

Wonder if he is an Avril Lavigne fan?

Who isn’t?

 

[boxerumble]

Canada represent. Has there been a Canadian player at the arse before?

 

[sergio_giorgini]

@Riou Who is Avril Lavigne btw? :confused:

 

[Riou]

@Riou Who is Avril Lavigne btw? :confused:

She was a singer from 2002-2007, then she apparently died and was replaced with a robot/clone.

 

[Rasmi]

She was a singer from 2002-2007, then she apparently died and was replaced with a robot/clone.

so Canadian Gucci Mane

 

[GDeep™]

No way thats natty

Guys got arms like tree trunks ffs.

He’s pumped plus lighting I’ll suggest.

 

[juice man]

Never understood why the rest of Canada hates us.

They hate us cuz they ain't us.