Kai Havertz: HavHurts

[Hleb's Sirush]

Are you crazy? Bergkamp from @Xln and Salah comparisons from you brother ? I swear to god if kai played for my pub team I would try to buy him drinks to get him to convert to backup Centerback or an even more talentless position like Goalkeeper. I swear to god I am better passer and have better first touch than Kai. I am short and almost 50, but if my life depended on delivering a through ball or cutback. The kid is backing my magical right peg over this plumber playing the PL

What are you on about? The poster I was replying to was saying Havertz isn't good enough for us as he was being outscored by Chris Wood and other bottom half strikers. I mentioned Wood had more goals than Salah too to show how ridiculous that argument was.

As for the second part of your post it seems you genuinely think you could do a better job than Kai. Shame that no one else in the world shares that opinion, otherwise you could have made a fortune kicking a football around, instead of being taken to the cleaners by Karen's

 

[Farzad]

What are you on about? The poster I was replying to was saying Havertz isn't good enough for us as he was being outscored by Chris Wood and other bottom half strikers. I mentioned Wood had more goals than Salah too to show how ridiculous that argument was.

As for the second part of your post it seems you genuinely think you could do a better job than Kai. Shame that no one else in the world shares that opinion, otherwise you could have made a fortune kicking a football around, instead of being taken to the cleaners by Karen's

I wasn’t taken to cleaners. Her lawyer is going to be disbarred and I will be corn-holing him and his insurance company for more than him and Karen cost me. It will take a couple years but I am going to end his career, or more accurately the serial perjury he committed on my case and ongoing ethics probe will.

As for Kai he is garbage. Whatever stats he is worse than stats. Do you know how many breakouts he kills and goals that never show up because he can’t deliver a simple ball?

He did it again against Liverpool destroyed a 4 on 2 that should of been a goal by hitting it right at the first defender. Then he scores a tap in and you guys tag me. No joke if you rate kai you don’t know football and that goes for our manager.

He singlehandedly destroyed Germany at Euros as well 90 percent of their fans never wanted him to plsy for Germany again in one poll

 

[Farzad]

What are you on about? The poster I was replying to was saying Havertz isn't good enough for us as he was being outscored by Chris Wood and other bottom half strikers. I mentioned Wood had more goals than Salah too to show how ridiculous that argument was.

As for the second part of your post it seems you genuinely think you could do a better job than Kai. Shame that no one else in the world shares that opinion, otherwise you could have made a fortune kicking a football around, instead of being taken to the cleaners by Karen's

Chris Wood is a better footballer than Kai he would score more tap ins at Arsenal and not destroy build up and goals as often as Kai

 

[Macho]

With all due respect and despite be bigging him up to troll, there is no way Chris Wood is better than Kai Havertz

The only big bruiser, relegation prem team vet striker type archetype that I would want to see at Arsenal out of pure curiosity is Mitrovic. I don't even think it would necessarily work but it might be entertaining.

 

[Rasmi]

With all due respect and despite be bigging him up to troll, there is no way Chris Wood is better than Kai Havertz

The only type of striker of that Chris Wood archetype that I would want to see at Arsenal out of pure curiosity is Mitrovic. I don't even think it would necessarily work but it might be entertaining.

Better footballer no way. Better goal scorer? Maybe

 

[Macho]

Better footballer no way. Better goal scorer? Maybe

Meh, I've been watching Chris Wood for years and at best he's pulled Lacazette type numbers. His current strike rate is very abnormal for him and he's looking at a career best in the league at 32.

Being one of the more sceptical of Havertz if I wanted to put him up against someone else to prove a point it wouldn't be Chris Wood.

 

[db10_therza]

Meh, I've been watching Chris Wood for years

 

[Macho]

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I should have said I have been watching the Prem for years

Chris Wood I think of those not so nice Burnley years tbh.

 

[RunTheTrap]

I think most recognise that Havertz is a fine player but not our best possible CF. Frankly, even if we can't upgrade (the CF market isn't great), we still need another striker of real quality to be a genuine option so we don't run Kai into the ground and also have some tactical flexibility

I disagree. The CF market is brimming with young talent that could take us to the next level.

Duran
Omodorion
Delap
Sesko
Ferguson
Kilsçoy
Boniface
Ilenikhena

 

[PrinzPoldi]

I disagree. The CF market is brimming with young talent that could take us to the next level.

Duran
Omodorion
Delap
Sesko
Ferguson
Kilsçoy
Boniface
Ilenikhena

thank you for guessing.

 

[db10_therza]

I disagree. The CF market is brimming with young talent that could take us to the next level.

Duran
Omodorion
Delap
Sesko
Ferguson
Kilsçoy
Boniface
Ilenikhena

Uuffff imagine if Delap comes to Arsenal and his dad does an albino and joins AM?

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Better footballer no way. Better goal scorer? Maybe

Maybe? Have you seen his misses last year vs. City where he could've helped us? I'll never think of him as a quality goalscorer.

 

[albakos]

Uuffff imagine if Delap comes to Arsenal and his dad does an albino and joins AM?

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I am sure @Makingtrax will have plenty of one liners and then also arguments about how @Rory used to be too aggressive when at Stoke.

 

[MikelHadADream]

Kai is on course for 20 goals this season, that’s a great return considering everything else he gives the team.

Saka is also on course for a 30 g/a season. It’s obvious to everyone but we need a guy on the left to contribute numbers similar to the two mentioned.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

I disagree. The CF market is brimming with young talent that could take us to the next level.

Duran
Omodorion
Delap
Sesko
Ferguson
Kilsçoy
Boniface
Ilenikhena

Ferguson can't even bench Danny Welbeck. None of the others are PL proven and most would flop in the PL

 

[Rasmi]

Kai is on course for 20 goals this season, that’s a great return considering everything else he gives the team.

Saka is also on course for a 30 g/a season. It’s obvious to everyone but we need a guy on the left to contribute numbers similar to the two mentioned.

It means nothing. We need Havertz to turn up vs Newcastle and Chelsea. His total means little if he’s never doing anything in big games except wrestling defenders

 

[MikelHadADream]

It means nothing. We need Havertz to turn up vs Newcastle and Chelsea. His total means little if he’s never doing anything in big games except wrestling defenders

He scored/assisted in virtually every game in the run in last season. He's shown he gets massive goals.

 

[PrinzPoldi]

Ferguson can't even bench Danny Welbeck. None of the others are PL proven and most would flop in the PL

Everyone can put a list of players here... from Goal.com, from EA Sports FC, from everywhere...
Pretend that they have watched all their games like the real scouts and have all the data and metrics.

Like you just said, Ferguson can't even get minutes and play ahead of Welbeck.
Then someone would suggest he is a better striker...

Omodorion, tell me our AM exports do watch Porto's game.
This kid wasn't even on Porto's team last season and on loan at Alaves... tell me our AM experts do watch Alaves' games...
Because he scored some goals for Porto this season, so he is a better striker.

Seems like more and more actual scouts and analysts are on this bandwagon, especially Kai is not performing.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Everyone can put a list of players here... from Goal.com, from EA Sports FC, from everywhere...
Pretend that they have watched all their games like the real scouts and have all the data and metrics.

Like you just said, Ferguson can't even get minutes and play ahead of Welbeck.
Then someone would suggest he is a better striker...

Omodorion, tell me our AM exports do watch Porto's game.
This kid wasn't even on Porto's team last season and on loan at Alaves... tell me our AM experts do watch Alaves' games...
Because he scored some goals for Porto this season, so he is a better striker.

Seems like more and more actual scouts and analysts are on this bandwagon, especially Kai is not performing.

Firstly, in the list of names I stated, I never once said that they were better than Havertz. I said they COULD take us to the next level. Secondly, my post was a response to someone claiming that the striker market is dead. It's not. There are a host of names out there to bolster our attack and push or even replace Havertz.

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

It means nothing. We need Havertz to turn up vs Newcastle and Chelsea. His total means little if he’s never doing anything in big games except wrestling defenders

I'm starting to get worried for you Rasmi if you can't tell the difference between wrestling and scoring goals.