grange
Losing my brain cells 🥸
Country: USA
Player:Calafiori
They thought plodding plumbers playing on retired plow horse pastures was peak football when they were 8 years old.
Kai Havertz: HavHurts
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Country: USA
Player:Calafiori
Legend14
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Great to have him back. We all know the entire attack needs revamping. We will need quality depth as well.
Riou
🎵 Riouce Riouce Baby 🎶
Country: Northern Ireland
Big fan of our fans treating him like a Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp hybrid while he was warming up and coming on 
freeglennhelder2
Established Member
Country: England
Player:Tomiyasu
His main contributions in this short cameo were violence, malice and petulance.
Attributes we have been sorely lacking.
Attributes we have been sorely lacking.
Rasmi
Prophet of Doom
Country: England
Typical kai performance. Technically poor, gives fouls away and start a fight
TakeChillPill
Established Member
Have to say this guy has to be through worst signings off all time.
£60m on £280k a week. Can't play midfield not a CF.
I only position I can't see havertz playing is backup.
Back up midfielder, back up CF and backup left back as he played for Germany.
The guy has the first touch of a guy with his feet covered in baby oil and his passing consistently that of a bi-polar twitch streamer. And let's not forget his shooting. His shooting prowess is flaccid.
Only thing going for him is that he presses well and is good with his head.
£60m on £280k a week. Can't play midfield not a CF.
I only position I can't see havertz playing is backup.
Back up midfielder, back up CF and backup left back as he played for Germany.
The guy has the first touch of a guy with his feet covered in baby oil and his passing consistently that of a bi-polar twitch streamer. And let's not forget his shooting. His shooting prowess is flaccid.
Only thing going for him is that he presses well and is good with his head.
U are wrong. He is not good with his head. He do not attack the ball with purpose. The heading stats is misleading.
KrissKringle
Reinventing VAR 😡
Havertz is decent when going for headed duels, but when he tries to score headers he's dreadful.
Artisan
Not Emery's Old Pal
Sign of a striker having a really decent season when their spouse is having their baby threatened on social media by scummy fans. Some of you lot need to get checked for dementia.
KrissKringle
Reinventing VAR 😡
I see Swolevertz got in touch with Goretzka's trainer in the last couple of months. I wonder if the boost in physical shape will improve his confidence in front of goal too.
Country: Canada
Unfortunately, legs look even skinnier now with the extra bulk up top.
field442
Hates Journalists Named James
Get in front of a goal and practice your finishing.
DJ_Markstar
Based and Artetapilled
Player:Martinelli
Doesn't matter how sh!t a footballer is or how much you hate them, never understood making it personal. Its just football at the end of the day, these are real people.
UpTheGunnerz
Vrei sa pleci dar una una iei
Grande Kai, terrific player
Artisan
Not Emery's Old Pal
It's a shame, but I suppose dealing with creeps just comes with the territory of being famous. The one that gets me is Sol still being harassed around the world by Sp**s fan all these years on. Even child molesters don't get bothered 20 years later...
DJ_Markstar
Based and Artetapilled
Player:Martinelli
Big fan of our fans treating him like a Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp hybrid while he was warming up and coming on
Denai Henvertz
DJ_Markstar
Based and Artetapilled
Player:Martinelli
Tbf to Sol he loves to give it back to them, its the only way to deal with that sort of sh!t. The ad he made was class
Legend14
Established Member
Maybe only Rasmi was more against signing Havertz as 8 than I was, but I’ve grown to like the player at 9.
He’s on our team now, so I am not sure why there is so much negativity. Probably works harder than any player we have and is brilliant off the ball. If he finished his shots, there would be no room for the clearly over the top criticism.
We’ll get another 9 and have great options up top next season. Looking forward to it.
He’s on our team now, so I am not sure why there is so much negativity. Probably works harder than any player we have and is brilliant off the ball. If he finished his shots, there would be no room for the clearly over the top criticism.
We’ll get another 9 and have great options up top next season. Looking forward to it.
Football Head
Lord Conspiracy
Country: Ireland
Pump as much testosterone as you want into Havertz, fact remains Kay will still kick, throw, punch and urinate like a girl and have the gait of a female.
BigPoppaPump
Reeling from Laca & Kos nightmares
What did he do to make people hate him so much? Talented and kind player who is a good role model to the kids.
