Kai Havertz: Kais and Shine

BergMan

Former Leverkusen, now a Sunderland Ultra
Anyone else notice the similarities between the way Havertz plays and the way Arteta was asking Lacazette to play?
Really, Havertz is the Lacazette replacement all along.
 

Red London

Anti-Simp Culture
Just me or is Kai the kind of guy you don’t really worry about resting? Don’t know why. Always felt the same about Giroud and also Rice currently.

Feel like they’re very injury free and consistent with their fitness. Play regularly and don’t look jaded.
 

Farzad

Whistleblower rights activist & PhD in Karenology

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
Morata? Lol
Kai and Morata were the two worst players starting as strikers for elite teams i could think of. Both are awful, but Morata numbers are better on average. Both are not good enough for clubs who want to win biggest trophies
 

ksarp

Active Member
Play after play, game after game, it becomes more evident why Tetta signed this cat. He is just unique. A blend of technicality, workrate, intelligence and dexterity. Tetta , you're just too good.
 

Red London

Anti-Simp Culture
Kai and Morata were the two worst players starting as strikers for elite teams i could think of. Both are awful, but Morata numbers are better on average. Both are not good enough for clubs who want to win biggest trophies
Your issue is you seem to only rate strikers for scoring goals. The game has changed grandad.

Yes Havertz would have been nowhere near our first team in the 00’s, because it was less tactical and more about individual brilliance in the attack.

But Havertz adds so much tactically in terms of the way we can play but also off the ball. On top of this, he is still getting good numbers at CF goal and assists wise.

Would an Osimhen for example score more? Yes. Would he also damage some aspects of our game? Yes. Overall he would improve our team but not enough to warrant signing a big CF with a massive outlay. I would rather be spending that at LW where we have a clear gap and quality issue in the starting XI .
 

Farzad

Whistleblower rights activist & PhD in Karenology

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
Your issue is you seem to only rate strikers for scoring goals. The game has changed grandad.

Yes Havertz would have been nowhere near our first team in the 00’s, because it was less tactical and more about individual brilliance in the attack.

But Havertz adds so much tactically in terms of the way we can play but also off the ball. On top of this, he is still getting good numbers at CF goal and assists wise.

Would an Osimhen for example score more? Yes. Would he also damage some aspects of our game? Yes. Overall he would improve our team but not enough to warrant signing a big CF with a massive outlay. I would rather be spending that at LW where we have a clear gap and quality issue in the starting XI .
Yes guilty as charged. Strikers have to get goals for us to over throw City or Madrid. This era is filled with Tosser notions like Xg that i just don’t agree with. And defensive Cfs is another hipster invented cr.p.

Bs the market didn’t have reasonable transfer fee strikers that would at the least give us goals an options. I named one for you who bagged like 25 league goals in Germany last year went cheap enough to be like Trossard buy for us.


The boffhead has 5 pricey Leftbacks on the team only 3 he ever plays. But that is right our strike option should be Kai and Jesus. Sell some players buy a goal getter. You don’t need hipster ideas that even Pep abandoned. The father of the false 9 abandoned it and won a treble
 

Red London

Anti-Simp Culture
Yes guilty as charged. Strikers have to get goals for us to over throw City or Madrid. This era is filled with Tosser notions like Xg that i just don’t agree with. And defensive Cfs is another hipster invented cr.p.

Bs the market didn’t have reasonable transfer fee strikers that would at the least give us goals an options. I named one for you who bagged like 25 league goals in Germany last year went cheap enough to be like Trossard buy for us.


The boffhead has 5 pricey Leftbacks on the team only 3 he ever plays. But that is right our strike option should be Kai and Jesus. Sell some players buy a goal getter. You don’t need hipster ideas that even Pep abandoned. The father of the false 9 abandoned it and won a treble
Who Guirassy? Lol.
 

Farzad

Whistleblower rights activist & PhD in Karenology

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
You would have to be an absolute thunderc3nt to think this guy isn't a quality striker.

Not surprised it's basically only @Farzad at this point...
It’s almost a free transfer. Yes i would rather get Mbappe
 

PrinzPoldi

Active Member

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
You would have to be an absolute thunderc3nt to think this guy isn't a quality striker.

Not surprised it's basically only @Farzad at this point...
someone is waiting in his $hithole, and then claim his prophecy when Arsenal/Kai is having a bad game.
we have 580 pages here and I believe him alone already $hit 200 pages on this thread.


@Red London
Guirassy has a pretty good Team of the season (or Futtie?) card in EA Sports FC 24.
So you know how the bull$hitter get this name from.
 

PrinzPoldi

Active Member

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
I love the fact that I was absolutely right about how good Havertz was and what impact he would have, and spectacularly wrong about how that would work or how he would best fit in the team
is there a big difference in between a left 8 running in between space (or run behind defenders) as second striker and a striker spend a lot of time drop deep like a midfielder??? :p:p
 

Farzad

Whistleblower rights activist & PhD in Karenology

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
someone is waiting in his $hithole, and then claim his prophecy when Arsenal/Kai is having a bad game.
we have 580 pages here and I believe him alone already $hit 200 pages on this thread.


@Red London
Guirassy has a pretty good Team of the season (or Futtie?) card in EA Sports FC 24.
So you know how the bull$hitter get this name from.

How does Villa and Newcastle have 2 strikers better than him? Too scared to even tag me @Princess Poldi
 
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Deleted member 98559

Guest
I love the fact that I was absolutely right about how good Havertz was and what impact he would have, and spectacularly wrong about how that would work or how he would best fit in the team
Let me guess, Xhaka upgrade who would add way more goals coming from deep and add a bit more to our midfield technical ability? That was my expectation last summer just for me to regret every word 2 months later :lol:
 

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