Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Amad Men

[Oxeki]

We're first and city are second.

 

[Rex Stone]

Forum title threads on Redcafe today, the cope and acceptance stages are hitting hard. All real threads you can click on

Can we realistically sign the players we need to save our season in January?

Changeable Opinion: Onana is United’s Kepa | ‘Dumpster fire’

Would you sack or keep ETH?

Would you throw away the Bayern match?

Positives from yesterday

Post match vs Galatasaray

David De Gea Appreciation Thread

Do you think our club will ever return to the elite stature?

This team is mentally and emotionally damaged. MUFC have PTSD

Records set under ETH

Are Bruno and Rashford a problem?

Was the Casemiro signing a mistake?

“Should we ban @Juan Matas Beard for prematurely changing his profile pic to Leo?” must have got locked

 

[Buhry]

Keep saying it but they need 10 players to truly compete. The caf is hilarious Arsenal are sh1t no matter what we do, utd are trash and have been very lucky this season imo

Would have been a lot less than 10 if most of 7 hags signings werent completely useless. If you look at the team he's been getting wins with lately in the leauge its mostly Ole players lol, they wanted to get rid of Maguire and McSauce in the summer but now he starts them every game and even fell out with Varane to play Maguire! Pretty baffling.

 

[Solskjaer's Spiral Curls]

For **** sake, please Mainoo don't be like the rest of them.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

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Hard to believe he looked more like a rodent back then than he does now

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I can't stop thinking about it

I used to think Tim Robbins crawling through the muck in Shawshank Redemption was a nightmare.

It's been thoroughly supplanted by this one!!

 

[Farzad]

Apparently they conceded 11 shots from within their own box and 10 against everton and 7 against Luton. It¨s just not only an Onana issue. 11 shots from within the box sounds like something we'd concede in total over 3 games these days and Gala are no world beaters.

Everton had even more shots in box. I don’t know why the bald fecker is not playing Varane but is playing Maguire. Onana had been playing well last few matches, but they should of kept De gea

 

[jones]

Forum title threads on Redcafe today, the cope and acceptance stages are hitting hard.

David de Gea appreciation thread

 

[Riou]

@Sapient Hawk

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1729820888067899716

 

[Sapient Hawk]

@Sapient Hawk

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1729820888067899716

United in the "I'm staying in until Spring" phase earlier than anticipated

 

[The_Playmaker]

Don't tell me it's taken them almost 4 years to realise Bruno is more of a hindrance than a help.

See I disagree. I think Bruno is the closest you will get to KDB. Basically a high risk high reward player. He's just more of a prick and lacks ball carrying. However, when you talk about shooting and seeing pass coupled woth whipping a ball into a dangerous area. Then he is effective.

The problem with United is their approach of buying players makes no sense. They have a manager who doesn't know how he wants to play.

Last season they were okay defensively when everyone was fit. I looked at them developing midfield as the main thing that would drive them forward. Instead the decided to spend 110 million on a goalkeeper and an attacking midfielder. An additional 70 million on a young striker.

In what world does that make any sense when you are starting Mctominay every week alongside an aging Ericksen or Casimero. They had a major opportunity to upgrade that midfield and bring in two players to play with Bruno. There was no excuse as the funds were there.

They couldn't spend 65 million to buy a proper 8?

They couldn't spend 50 million on a proper 6?

Come on now. I am not a Bruno fan but wtf has he got to work with.

 

[Oxeki]

Nothing they can do. Their second choice GK is quite worse

 

[Batman]

 

[Oxeki]

Arsenal 1-0

Arsenal lead. Saka.

Useless defending from Wolves

Why is it everytime I watch Arsenal, the opposition defending is comically bad while those same teams switch to defending masterclass whenever against us?

Arsenal playing well and have the bonus that teams go there now not expecting anything

Arsenal two ahead. Ødegaard.

We can only dream of attacking like that.

Arsenal looks phenomenal to be fair. That's some football.

Arsenal are a quality side these days.

Too easy for Arsenal.

Got to give it to them, Arsenal are very good.

If Jesus could just finish he'd be in the balon do'r conversation. What a player.

Arsenal are looking strong. Can they go 1 step further and win it this year… time will tell

Crazy to see how much better Arsenal are than us OOP. They don't give the opposition a sniff

Utd haven't had a full side out once this season.

This. They are incredibly overrated. We swept them aside at ease in OT last season.

Let's hope Arsenal can win it this season. I think they've learnt from their bottling of last season.

Fair play to Arsenal, showing really good character this season after missing out last year.

With Saliba, Rice, Saka, Ødegaard and Martinelli Arsenal have 5 players who are amongst the best in their positions in the Country. All of them young too. They have a real chance this year.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Nothing they can do. Their second choice GK is quite worse

De Gea must be laughing his arse off somewhere in Madrid

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I don't usually acknowledge the existence of opposition trash but this ZainCRse7en is an annoying tw*t!!

Why does he care about us so much?!!

 

[OnlyOneTrophy]

They’re pathetic. ‘Best form in the league’ and they should have lost or drawn the majority of that short lived run. Win against Everton but the writing was on the wall and they deserved to lose by far more than 1 goal tonight.

They’re hampered by injuries but mentally and physically weak.

Haven’t a clue what Hagn is doing but he’s getting away with a lot of points.

 

[Paperino]

They’re pathetic. ‘Best form in the league’ and they should have lost or drawn the majority of that short lived run. Win against Everton but the writing was on the wall and they deserved to lose by far more than 1 goal tonight.

They’re hampered by injuries but mentally and physically weak.

Haven’t a clue what Hagn is doing but he’s getting away with a lot of points.

Missed the game but heard that Newcastle outplayed them completely. Was that the case?

 

[Oxeki]

Unlucky lol

 

[2Smokeyy]

They have Bayern and Liverpool at Anfield in back to back games this month:




It’s not looking good brev