Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[drippin]

wtf this guy lol...

Fits right in with United fans. Proper brainiac.

Like has been said, ESR & Jesus have both missed many months. These are players who can score 10+ goals per EPL season. Elneny will also miss months.

Zinchenko, Partey and Nelson have also been injured. Tomiyasu too?

 

[Iwobeast]

wtf this guy lol...

Bro forgot about our main striker being out for 3 months lol... Guess Seven Hag is still rattled by the 7 goals this guy is spouting so much nonsense lately

 

[drippin]

Bro forgot about our main striker being out for 3 months lol... Guess Seven Hag is still rattled by the 7 goals this guy is spouting so much nonsense lately

Or he rates Martial higher than Jesus because he cost more ages ago, like a proper bellend United fan would.

So that comparison has clearly been worse for them. You never know with these guys.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Bro forgot about our main striker being out for 3 months lol... Guess Seven Hag is still rattled by the 7 goals this guy is spouting so much nonsense lately

I think you should take it as praise, your players have a stronger mentality and are in better physical condition and you have a better squad.

An injury or suspension to Martial or Casemiro rattles our whole team. Antony seems to keep picking up small injuries and Eriksen and Garnacho are cursed with long term injuries.

 

[Henry boi]

This bald idiot can't keep our name out of his mouth, totally obsessed with us ****en nerd

 

[Rex Stone]

I think you should take it as praise, your players have a stronger mentality and are in better physical condition and you have a better squad.

An injury or suspension to Martial or Casemiro rattles our whole team. Antony seems to keep picking up small injuries and Eriksen and Garnacho are cursed with long term injuries.

Yeah ngl him saying that is basically “that’s a you problem”

Needs to get his physio department together.

 

[drippin]

I find it interesting that Casemiro never got a straight red for Real Madrid in any competition, with almost 26000 minutes played.

Now he has two for United this season when coming to the toughest league in the world.

Seems to show how this league is tougher physically, mentally and it's also faster.

 

[RunTheTrap]

wtf this guy lol...

Arteta when he sees Moan Hag at the next PL Managers’ Conference.

 

[TH14shahriar]

wtf this guy lol...

This guy has no shame, bald c unt

 

[14Henry]

Clearly has taken it bad, how in the space of 2 weeks their "title challenge" is over.

Maybe he should concern himself more about Casemiros attraction to red cards and Sanchos attraction to whatever is distracting him from his football. Yapping about Arsenals injuries while playing Betis away from home. Gonna turn into a dickhead.

 

[Buhry]

Man plays his first 11 against reading in the mickey mouse cup to try to get the ''quad'' or whatever then is suprised pikachu face when he inevitably gets injuries or suspensions. Clown.
Probably also forgot we missed Partey and had to play Lokonga in the game we lost against them. Without that injury they don't win that game.

I find it interesting that Casemiro never got a straight red for Real Madrid in any competition, with almost 26000 minutes played.

Now he has two for United this season when coming to the toughest league in the world.

Seems to show how this league is tougher physically, mentally and it's also faster.

He's just embracing his new life as a ''red devil''.

 

[G0D]

Anyone read the Sky Sports article based on those quotes? It’s kinda funny… Sky Sports is generally a very impartial news source calls Ten Hags words a ‘claim’…

Article then goes on to list all of Arsenals injury’s and the fact we played last game without a recognized number 9.

Here’s the link if anyone is interested; Erik ten Hag: Arsenal always have almost full squad available, but Man Utd have only once this season

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Man plays his first 11 against reading in the mickey mouse cup to try to get the ''quad'' or whatever then is suprised pikachu face when he inevitably gets injuries or suspensions. Clown.
Probably also forgot we missed Partey and had to play Lokonga in the game we lost against them. Without that injury they don't win that game.



He's just embracing his new life as a ''red devil''.

I don’t think that’s his fault, it’s not a fitness or fatigue related injury. When you have thugs like Carroll doing this to Eriksen that can’t be helped. I don’t get how Ten Hag is blamed it should be Carroll. If it wasn’t Eriksen it would have been another player. Carroll was doing this most of the game without any repercussions.

The challenge below didn’t get a booking either which broke Eriksen’s legs.

 

[G0D]

I don’t think that’s his fault, it’s not a fitness or fatigue related injury. When you have thugs like Carroll doing this to Eriksen that can’t be helped. I don’t get how Ten Hag is blamed it should be Carroll. If it wasn’t Eriksen it would have been another player. Carroll was doing this all game without any card.

The challenge below didn’t get a booking either which broke Eriksen’s legs.

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How is it not his fault? In the FA Cup against Reading he doesn’t rotate the team enough and then a player that is important to you gets injured from a bad challenge.

Shouldn’t have needed to play Eriksen to beat Reading so that is 100% Ten Hags fault for putting Eriksen in that situation.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

How is it not his fault? In the FA Cup against Reading he doesn’t rotate the team enough and then a player that is important to you gets injured from a bad challenge.

Shouldn’t have needed to play Eriksen to beat Reading so that is 100% Ten Hags fault for putting Eriksen in that situation.

There’s only one person at fault and that’s Carroll.

 

[albakos]

@Juan Matas Beard I see you complaining but it's funny to see E7H to have a long face about it, yet when United players have done the same like Carroll for ages, it's all crickets !

Here's a quick refresher:

• Those are tackles that Darren Fletcher used to do every week and he rarely got a card for it. I remember when a similar tackle was done inside the box on Arshavin and Mike Dean didn't even blink. Arshavin recovered and then scored a banger at OT like a minute later.
• On a very similar tackle like Carroll, one of your pub players in Paddy McNair basically ended Jack Wilshere's career as he never recovered to full fitness/form from such a brutal tackle. Mike Dean was again the same ref and again he didn't even whistle on that tackle.
• Those same two footed tackles were repeated ad-nauseum toward Reyes from both of Neville's. OT even applauded them for it and all of United team were bullying Reyes about it. Mike Riley was the ref.
• Edit: Scholes was always applauded by the media with words like: Oh another typical Scholes tackle.

The sooner E7H stops crying, the better for your lot.

 

[jones]

@Juan Matas Beard it's funny to see E7H to have a long face about it, but when United players have done the same like Carroll for ages, it's all crickets !

Here's a quick refresher:

• Those are tackles that Darren Fletcher used to do every week and he rarely got a card for it.I remember when a similar tackle was done on Arshavin and Mike Dean didn't even blink. Arshavin then went on to scored a banger at OT 30 seconds later.
• On a very similar tackle like above, one of your pub players in Paddy McNair basically ended Jack Wilshere's career as he never recovered from that injury to full fitness.
• Those same two footed tackles were repeated ad-nauseum toward Reyes from both of Neville's. OT even applauded them for it and all of United team were bullying Reyes about it.

The sooner E7H stops crying, the better for you lot.

Rooney used to pull these attempted GBH tackles all the time. Scholes was so awful at tackling he became a meme for it

Doesn't mean the Carroll tackle above isn't disgraceful but yeah United players have long been given carte blanche for assault hard to feel for them.

 

[Ash10]

Rooney used to pull these attempted GBH tackles all the time. Scholes was so awful at tackling he became a meme for it

Doesn't mean the Carroll tackle above isn't disgraceful but yeah United players have long been given carte blanche for assault hard to feel for them.

Commentators used to laugh & joke about it when Scholes did it while the victim rolled around in pain ffs. Worst club to ever exist in the Pl with the most delusional, entitled fanbase

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

wtf this guy lol...

Pro Tip for Seven Hag, coach your players not to commit attempted GBH on the football pitch and you'll get less suspensions.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

I find it interesting that Casemiro never got a straight red for Real Madrid in any competition, with almost 26000 minutes played.

Now he has two for United this season when coming to the toughest league in the world.

Seems to show how this league is tougher physically, mentally and it's also faster.

Maybe Real had the same deal with the officials that Barce had