Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Eriktile Dysfunction

[KarlAFC]

Sorry mate beat you to it.

Ah nice one. When I first saw it on the caf, I had to re-read that post to ensure I was interpreting it correctly.

The sheer arrogance and delusion of it, and that no one countered but instead one or two patted him on his back for writing such drivel.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

I laughed at this Redcafe topic:

Best transfer window ever?​

@Juan Matas Beard I see why you post here.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

I laughed at this Redcafe topic:

Best transfer window ever?​

@Juan Matas Beard I see why you post here.

Ngl us signing LinkedIn FC had me feeling some kind of way for a bit too.

 

[avenellroad]

It’s hilarious that their fans are crying about not being able to shift the likes of Eriksen and Casemiro when err… people literally said at the time they were prioritising short term thinking over anything else when they brought them.

The same fans who were saying ‘Look we are Mansheshter United, we can attract Casemiro’ can’t wait to see the back of him now lol.

 

[avenellroad]

It’s hilarious that their fans are crying about not being able to shift the likes of Eriksen and Casemiro when err… people literally said at the time they were prioritising short term thinking over anything else when they brought them.

The same fans who were saying ‘Look we are Mansheshter United, we can attract Casemiro’ can’t wait to see the back of him now lol.

I believe he grew up in Manchester and was one of their fans. Just as well, the c**t hardly did anything right for us in the 15 years he was our Dr. We must have had the worst club injury list year on average over that time frame.

 

[Buhry]

Utd being linked to Sander Berge now by the athletic apparently.

Hope they sign him, based on watching our national team he is nowhere near top 6 quality. Think he is ****.

 

[ASAP Berg]

I think it's very stupid to not sign a guaranteed goalscorer. I know these names are not as desirable but Toney, Solanke, these guys will rotate with Hojlund and contribute goals from day 1.

It's not as easy as signing young upcoming players, if you don't have some foundations around them.

Mazrouai and de Ligt, these sound like fancy names but honesty Mazrouai is so injury prone and de Ligt is slow as a tanker.

 

[Emibury]

I think it's very stupid to not sign a guaranteed goalscorer. I know these names are not as desirable but Toney, Solanke, these guys will rotate with Hojlund and contribute goals from day 1.

It's not as easy as signing young upcoming players, if you don't have some foundations around them.

Mazrouai and de Ligt, these sound like fancy names but honesty Mazrouai is so injury prone and de Ligt is slow as a tanker.

I agree. Solanke would be a great buy for them. They can afford the fee and the wages would not be huge. The priority for Utd should be to get back into the Champions League and Solanke will be more effective next season than Hojlund (who I still like but shouldn't be the only option for them, or even the main option right now).

 

[OnlyOne]

Seeing United fans hype up Sander Berge is really enjoyable.

 

[Buhry]

Seeing United fans hype up Sander Berge is really enjoyable.

He is crap, perfect for their 8th place level.

 

[Thrice]

I like Berge. He's a good player. He's not a 6 though. So if United are looking for a Casemiro replacement, then he's definitely not that player.

 

[Iwobeast]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821836796856062288

Fab doing Antony propaganda now

 

[MauveGunner]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821836796856062288

Fab doing Antony propaganda now

The face of a man who'll get 3 goal contributions this year!

 

[db10_therza]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1821836796856062288

Fab doing Antony propaganda now

Fighting talk from Anthony.

I hope his missus is keeping her distance….

 

[db10_therza]

Ps:

 

[Xln]

This Antony does not really help himself does he FFS he's fking crap. Shut up and train better.

 

[Farzad]

It is an interesting season for United. New upper management and acquisition team will be put to test. Last two years ETH has made poor transfer decisions and been decimated with a real injury crisis. But on the field he is definitely progressing faster and with more trophies than the Mik project at the same point in time. They need CL football, if they don’t get it ETh will be fired and should be

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

It is an interesting season for United. New upper management and acquisition team will be put to test. Last two years ETH has made poor transfer decisions and been decimated with a real injury crisis. But on the field he is definitely progressing faster and with more trophies than the Mik project at the same point in time. They need CL football, if they don’t get it ETh will be fired and should be

I'm just concerned that even with new upper management there seems a desire to make us Ajax FC. I'm pretty convinced we'll still sign De Ligt and Mazraoui. Not that they aren't good players but its hard to say what the long term vision of the club is.

When Southgate or Frank is the alternative, I'd take Ten Hag but I don't understand why he gets a new contract...

 

[Farzad]

I'm just concerned that even with new upper management there seems a desire to make us Ajax FC. I'm pretty convinced we'll still sign De Ligt and Mazraoui. Not that they aren't good players but its hard to say what the long term vision of the club is.

When Southgate or Frank is the alternative, I'd take Ten Hag but I don't understand why he gets a new contract...

They probably felt the players wouldn’t respect him if they viewed him as dead on arrival. It is a bad idea but who knows he does a credible job when he isn’t asked to be a DOF. United has destroyed so many coaching reputations the last decade or more i am not surprised that top managerial talent avoids you guys

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

De Ligt is kinda above average but Mazaraoui i don't get this transfer Wan-Bissaka clearly better.