Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Good Kid, Amad City

[DanDare]

I remember him trying to injure both Ødegaard and Bellingham as well that pre season. Really it looked like he was trying to. Fck him. He is still collecting his big paycheck anyway, he has it better than most people.

We really dodged a bullet not signing this guy

 

[StefanB]

We really dodged a bullet not signing this guy

Yeah we really did. Makes far more errors than Zinchenko and is almost as injury prone as Tomiyasu. On top of all that he has an unbelievably punchable face.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

This guy is ****ing finished. It's quite sad for him really.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

This guy is ****ing finished. It's quite sad for him really.

Who knew his regular diet of triple cheeseburgers & sticky-toffee puddings would adversely affect his ever-expanding fat arse?

 

[Synical]

I wish United were playing tonight

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

Amorim will have them cooking next season.

I swear this was said for each manager except Moyes. LVG, Mourinho, Ole (yes even Ole because he done really well as an interim and people thought with backing he would restore the old United) and Ten Hag.

Amorim might do well but more likely he will be another failure. You can't rule out a young manager but at the same time you can't confidently say he will cook next season.

 

[A_M Iniesta]

People hate on Bruno, i rate him, if Ode had his killer instinct we'd be unstoppable

 

[Martinvonkeown]

Anyone who thinks Mainoo is remotely as good as Nwaneri doesn't know ball.

 

[dashsnow17]

It’s actually my first time really watching them closely. I really didn’t know they were this bad. They’re absolutely abysmal.

 

[Arsenteta]

Amorim is looking a fraud.

 

[dino bravo]

Anyone who thinks Mainoo is remotely as good as Nwaneri doesn't know ball.

i doubt Mainoo’s dad believes that

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

He’s actually worse than Villas Boas

 

[Arsenteta]

He’s actually worse than Villas Boas

I am not really sure why Mainoo is playing at number 10 with Bruno sitting in Central midfield.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

People hate on Bruno, i rate him, if Ode had his killer instinct we'd be unstoppable

 

[GoonerJeeves]

Battered even if they don't go anywhere.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Somehow, despite being absolutely clueless, they keep soldiering on

 

[Farzad]

@Juan Matas Beard thoughts?

 

[Macho]

No symphaty for that little rat who has repeatedly tried to injure opponents. Still remember him going after Saka in the US two summers ago, clearly trying to hurt him. **** him

Couldn't agree more. That butcher stuff was bullshit, good riddance.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

@Juan Matas Beard thoughts?

There’s some good ones in the tweet responses.

 

[Farzad]

There’s some good ones in the tweet responses.

I asked for your thoughts, I mean it’s not your fault your club is a disaster we been there to. Mik is still a disaster; and most famous and revered serial bottler in sports. We all got our crosses to bear