Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[A_G]

No get out while you can here

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

No get out while you can here

Surely manutd DT version.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Love how Pogba is dancing in the background.

 

[SuperGoon]

What's wrong with getting a train? Hardly limited to the working class.

 

[A_G]

What's wrong with getting a train?

Didn't you hear the guy? You only get the train if you're skint, m8.

 

[BobP]

RedCafe:

Anyone think he (Sanchez) could play RCM - he has the physique, the tenacity, the ability to beat a player as a CM, ability to shoot and short pass - maybe needs to work on long passing.

 

[SuperGoon]

Didn't you hear the guy? You only get the train if you're skint, m8.

I'm not a resident of the UK, but as far as I know from my couple of visits there the trains are ****ing expensive, lol. He just seems like someone extremely bitter. Quite sad.

 

[krackpot]

DDG saving Mourinho's arse there. They should've lost 3-1 to Wolves.

I don't know how long they will endure these ridiculous performances.

This was worse than Moyes era Utd.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Redcafe is a good read nowadays. They thought they had a good season by finishing second last year, not like we saw it: De Gea being the difference and their football being crap long term.

Now most of them want Mourinho gone. Third season, football still crap and it will be a race for top four.

I hope he stays forever. Look what Klopp does at Liverpool. A young manager could do the same with the resources at United. Heck, maybe even Alexis would look good again with the 500k he's taking every week.

 

[HollandGooner]

It looks like we did sold Sanchez just on time, he cannot cope with the pressure at United it looks like, dont know what is happening to him he looks lost should have stayed at Arsenal he just doenst fit the system at United.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

This is the same Alexis of January 2017 onward. For the last 12 months of his time here he was so inconsistent yet the media and a lot of pundits were still adamant he was carrying the team when a lot of the time he was more of a hindrance to the way we wanted to play. No wonder City weren't terribly upset when they missed out, they didn't even bother putting up a fight vs United for his services once they came in.

 

[<<reed>>]

This is the same Alexis of January 2017 onward. For the last 12 months of his time here he was so inconsistent yet the media and a lot of pundits were still adamant he was carrying the team when a lot of the time he was more of a hindrance to the way we wanted to play. No wonder City weren't terribly upset when they missed out, they didn't even bother putting up a fight vs United for his services once they came in.

He has been much much worse for United than he was for us in 2017.

 

[Slartibartfast]

 

[OnlyOne]

There's a couple of pages on redcafe genuinely seeing if terminating his contract would be beneficial, I love it.

 

[razörist]

Redcafe is a great read nowadays, they don’t know what to do with Alexis. Haha, and they were so smug before when they signed him from us. But we knew what would happen with him in the United team.

 

[al-Ustaadh]

As soon as United gets a better manager, Alexis will return to his best form. Mourinho is a talent killer.

 

[rich 1990]

Dear Manchester United

**** off

Love

Rich 1990

 

[krengon]

Pogba is definitely going to try and force a move to Barca soon...

 

[Toby]

As soon as United gets a better manager, Alexis will return to his best form. Mourinho is a talent killer.

Agree. But who would be a good fit? Zidane, of course - but he is set for Juve. Conte? Don't think so. I feel Emery could have been a goo fit for them, but he's with us now. Not too many top managers out there right now.

Dyche? Rodgers? Allegri in 2020, or maybe 2019 if he gets booted early?

I mean that's it. Tuchel, Klopp, Guardiola under contract. So are usual suspects like Enrique. Wenger, van Gaal, Ancelotti close to or already retired. Guys like Blanc or De Boer are jokes. Simeone doesn’t look like he's leaving Atletico any time soon.

Think they just cant replace Mourinho which is why he is still there.

 

[al-Ustaadh]

Agree. But who would be a good fit? Zidane, of course - but he is set for Juve. Conte? Don't think so. I feel Emery could have been a goo fit for them, but he's with us now. Not too many top managers out there right now.

Dyche? Rodgers? Allegri in 2020, or maybe 2019 if he gets booted early?

I mean that's it. Tuchel, Klopp, Guardiola under contract. So are usual suspects like Enrique. Wenger, van Gaal, Ancelotti close to or already retired. Guys like Blanc or De Boer are jokes. Simeone doesn’t look like he's leaving Atletico any time soon.

Think they just cant replace Mourinho which is why he is still there.

Wouldn't be surprised if they got Pochettino. Yeah, he hasn't won any trophies but he'd do a lot better with United's transfer budget and current squad options.