Let's all laugh at Man Utd: How Long is Erik Tenable?

[dino bravo]

Just biggest club in the world things.

There are some Man Utd fans who actually believe this line. Then again there are some Arsenal fans who believe Havertz will come good.

 

[Batman]

Just biggest club in the world things.

Smallest club in your city at present but carry on.

 

[ASAP Berg]

How do United move forward? To me many clubs can tweak here and there, a few signings and refresh the squad. But to me there are too many big investments in this squad Antony, Onana, Casemiro, Mount that just don't make sense.

Like how can you have so many defenders who aren't great on the ball and use Onana, it puts him under so much pressure and you can see the result.

I feel they still have a good foundation for counter attacking. Rashford can play at a high level and Hojlund has the basics, but they probably need another attacking spark at RW to really punish teams.

Guess they need just eat the Sancho/Antony signings, Kudus would have been perfect for them. Someone needs to beat players and open space for Hojlund.

 

[Gooner Zig]

Do these f*ckers actually pass legislation or do they all tune in to MUTV channel?

Every question period they start with an episode of Goldbridge and discuss from there

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Every question period they start with an episode of Goldbridge and discuss from there

And then people from the continent wonder why no one takes it seriously

 

[Hjalmaar]

 

[A_G]

 

[Paperino]

He gets in conflict with everyone that isnt a sheep. But the Hagsexuals will say that he "clean out the bad apples".

 

[Macho]

He gets in conflict with everyone that isnt a sheep. But the Hagsexuals will say that he "clean out the bad apples".

I don’t think baldy has sexuals on tap like Young Mik does tbh.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I don’t think baldy has sexuals on tap like Young Mik does tbh.

He's a sexual dead-zone. Effectively has a 3km radius around him that shatters arousal upon impact.

The fact he looks like an older Bryan Cranston cosplaying as Heisenberg doesn't help either.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

The fact half the team don't like Ratatouille is perhaps the worst kept secret in Manchester.

 

[Farzad]

Still trade the Kai/Willian/Holding lover for baldy anyday. Call me crazy i don’t use football managers for w.nk bait; i expect them to win trophies. He has as many trophies in a third the time; as our slow kid Mik in England

 

[blaze_of_glory]

The conversation I had in January with my Man U supporter friend where he said Casemiro had another five top seasons in him and that Ten Hag was possibly "better than SAF" will always be seared into my brain.

 

[Buhry]

Imagine pushing out Varane to play 35 year old evans, Harry Maguire and Victor Lindedross. Seven Hag really seems like he can't handle big players at all.
And Varane may be a bit injury prone but he was one of their best players last season, imo he was their best defender, better than the midget and they had a lot of clean sheets. Dutch fraud trying to speedrun the sack.

 

[Buhry]

Mount got injured while being checked for injury LOL

Agent O'Driscol doing bits

 

[Riou]

"Bruno is HATED by half the team, btw"

...that kinda coming out of nowhere and having not much to do with what he's talking about has killed me

 

[Oxeki]

It was coming. Brentford were so deep

Rice or Saliba will deserve POTY if they win the league with this attack and keepers

Absolutly not. Overrated player. I'm happy we didn't throw money on those kind of players. Like we often do. He is nothing special. Neither is Saliba.

Nothing special about this Arsenal team but I'm happy for the media and there dipshit fans to keep talking them up because it just makes it funnier when the collapse eventually happens.

Feck's sake, Brentford! We'll never hear the end of it now from those feckers.

They'd be our two best players.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Just the amount of salt my shrimp creole required

 

[MikeVinna]

Saliba/Rice nothing special ffs

 

[Buhry]

Saliba/Rice nothing special ffs

Maguire/Mctominay well clear bruh