Let's all laugh at Man Utd: How Long is Erik Tenable?

[MikelHadADream]

Redcafe is a blast today. They have so many great threads, like the one 'where will United finish this season'? The poll closed August 16th, just before Man Utd faced Fulham at home. A staggering 8% thought they'd finish first, 5.2% felt second place, 21.1% said third and 30.1% said fourth. Only 6% of their forum fans thought they'd finish lower than sixth.

Best thing is that they've played like a relegation team all year last year, but somehow with United fans the summer seems to completely brainwash them.











a few posts around September 2nd, after their 0-3 loss to Liverpool, gameweek 3








Recent posts, gameweek 6

Never debate a United fan before the season starts, just wait a few weeks lol.

Lowest IQ fanbase on the planet.

 

[MikelHadADream]

Their window reminds me a bit of our 18/19 window under Emery.

A washed Bundesliga CB, Uruguayan carthorse and a few other random signings.

The difference is a lot of Arsenal fans at the time were underwhelmed, whereas these guys were making it out they had a Madrid 2009 window.

 

[Jasard]

 

[bastun]

Hopefully INEOS don't make any rash decisions. Ten Hag is a serial winner with huge personality. You can see how charismatic his interviews are. Never complains, never uses bullshit excuses for poor results, always takes the blame. New players just need time to build relationships on the pitch.

 

[dino bravo]

Is Bruno's numbers better than Madrid Özil? The sh* that guy had to work with at Arsenal during his peak years was shameful.

I don’t want to defend the guy as I despise him, but Bruno has hardly had world beaters with him at Man Utd. Hate him all you want, but he is so productive in a results business.

 

[dino bravo]

(Gonna go and have a wash in bleach now)

 

[OnlyOne]

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[ArsenalInMyHeart]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1840655005570724176

 

[redanddread]

This is even worse than late Wenger days......they're in a spin, blinded and confused. No one knows what to do. It's beautiful and personally I'm absolutely loving every minute of this.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1840655005570724176

I noticed it during the game too, he put his hand up immediately to say that it was his fault after the goal.

I'd have him subbed right then and there.

 

[outlawz]

Their window reminds me a bit of our 18/19 window under Emery.

A washed Bundesliga CB, Uruguayan carthorse and a few other random signings.

The difference is a lot of Arsenal fans at the time were underwhelmed, whereas these guys were making it out they had a Madrid 2009 window.

Yoro has the potential to be their best signing which is why it's great he's injured.

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

They'll sack Ten Haag in the next month.

Van Nistelrooy with get the job temporarily, the players will perform to a decent level for a couple of months.

He'll get given the job full time and then the players will go back to performing poorly.

 

[Dokaka]

a few posts around September 2nd, after their 0-3 loss to Liverpool, gameweek 3

Elite posting tbf

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Manutd don't have style of play if you lose games at least have clear plan of how you play. Ten tag don't have style of play no clear system and this is clear problem.

Marseca been for few months and we know what his style is Slot too.

 

[BBF]

INEOS should sack themselves, in what universe can a one off game paper over such terrible performances in the league. Statistically, United's underlying metrics were close to relegation-level and if you want to talk about one off games, United were a bee's **** away from losing a FA Cup semi-final to ****ing Coventry. Absolutely incredible that they didn't fire this bald fraud as soon as the season ended.

Off the top of my head, and in no particular order.

• Couldn't purchase the club outright so they started cleaning the toilets
• Booted off a load of long-term staff
• Failed in a bid to have the taxpayer fund a new stadium under the guise of "area redevelopment"
• Kept ten Hag after fluking a cup and numerous poor performances
• Chased Dan Ashworth publically and ended up forking over £10m for him
• Bought an overweight striker that can't score (Zirkzee)
• Purchased a former CB prodigy that somehow got worse (de Ligt)
• Bought Jar Jar Binks for the future when they're struggling now
• Purchased a defensive midfielder that can only tackle (Ugarte)

What's next?

 

[Rex Stone]

Off the top of my head, and in no particular order.

• Couldn't purchase the club outright so they started cleaning the toilets
• Booted off a load of long-term staff
• Failed in a bid to have the taxpayer fund a new stadium under the guise of "area redevelopment"
• Kept ten Hag after fluking a cup and numerous poor performances
• Chased Dan Ashworth publically and ended up forking over £10m for him
• Bought an overweight striker that can't score (Zirkzee)
• Purchased a former CB prodigy that somehow got worse (de Ligt)
• Bought Jar Jar Binks for the future when they're struggling now
• Purchased a defensive midfielder that can only tackle (Ugarte)

What's next?

Love watching absolute c*nts like Ratcliffe fail.

Also follow the Tour de France when it’s on so that bald blagger Brailsford is equally loathsome acting like he’s cracked football.

 

[razörist]

Redcafe is a blast today. They have so many great threads, like the one 'where will United finish this season'? The poll closed August 16th, just before Man Utd faced Fulham at home. A staggering 8% thought they'd finish first, 5.2% felt second place, 21.1% said third and 30.1% said fourth. Only 6% of their forum fans thought they'd finish lower than sixth.

Best thing is that they've played like a relegation team all year last year, but somehow with United fans the summer seems to completely brainwash them.











a few posts around September 2nd, after their 0-3 loss to Liverpool, gameweek 3








Recent posts, gameweek 6

Look at this @Oxeki

Time to step up your game

 

[razörist]

Manutd don't have style of play if you lose games at least have clear plan of how you play. Ten tag don't have style of play no clear system and this is clear problem.

Marseca been for few months and we know what his style is Slot too.

He had a system at Ajax I can’t lie. I don’t know what the hell they are doing at United. There is so much space between the players all the time, compare it to us where everyone attacks and defends as a unit. Every game it looks like the United players are playing together for the first time.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

He had a system at Ajax I can’t lie. I don’t know what the hell they are doing at United. There is so much space between the players all the time, compare it to us where everyone attacks and defends as a unit. Every game it looks like the United players are playing together for the first time.

He want to be possession based team but with players he bought utd can't do that he should stick being counter attack team

 

[MauveGunner]

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