On Vinai's payroll & misses 4th place trophy 🏆
DC United the worst team in the East and now their players have the mental image of Rooney’s junk, truly a horror season.
Another Utd ledge doing and saying too much, their initiation ceremony when a new player joins the squad must be high level masonry type of madness.
Soccer player "We are 15 points away from the playoff's, dude...how do we fix this sophomore slump!?"
Rooney "I have a tiny ****, so you know...win"
Shocked and appalled faces everywhere, expect Riou (on loan from Arsenal) who...
Powerful scenes indeed, from the ****ty MLS.