Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Oxeki]

Sevilla (currently last in their group) will rebound in their last game of the group, to claim their rightful place in the Europa League and begin the long tedious Talibanic trod towards another trophy.



It is known.

We have done enough to win. Unlucky and Onana in goal.

Gonana

Played well but fecked over by you know who.

It’s always an uphill battle with a keeper like that.

3 in Munchen, 3 in Copenhagen and 3 in Turkey and not a single win

Crazy how bad Onana has been in the CL.

Obviously negative composure at our goal with jelly hands in goal.

Garnacho going off was a mistake. But Onana man ffs

He cannot catch and should be trained to punch the ball as much as possible.

Onana has single handedly sabotaged our CL campaign with at least one goal-conceding error in every game of the campaign.

Get ready for your press conference Onana them 2 goals are on you!

Can't wait for the AFCON and that bottler fecking off for a few weeks.

Worst European campaign I’ve ever seen

If by some miracle we get to last 16, we will be spanked. No cohesion, no thought, big boot up the wings works against mediocre teams, not the good ones

9 goals scored in the three Champions league group games and only came away with a point.

The incompetence of this team under any kind of pressure is actually something to behold.

I think if we are honest we would have to admit we are not a champions league level team , we would only be cannon fodder for any of the big teams in Europe had we met them.

Ten Hag has created problems for himself:



Fighting with Sancho

Fighting with Varane

Getting Onana

Oh well. There's a good chance we'd get dicked by whoever we faced in the next round anyway, especially so considering they'd likely be a higher quality of opponent than Galatasaray and Copenhagen, both of whom are pretty poor.

Arsenal are blowing them away. Too easy.

Arsenal making it look easy

This is crazy. Lens are just cones out there. Zero resistance to anything Arsenal are doing.

Lens are playing like Galatasaray from minute 70 to 90.... Arsenal just capable of finishing.

This is a result of relying on transition football. A regular team that can hold the ball even a bit sees this out.

Worst part of this is that feeling that Galata,wasn't even good. We were in full control after McT's goal. And then Onana happened.

All of Arsenal’s attackers on the scoresheet. Whoever said Lens will play Arsenal’s underperforming attackers into form wasn’t lying.

We don't belong in Europe

We'll get knocked out of the Europa league anyway so it makes no difference

Normally I think most fans massively underrate the Europa but with how horrible this season has been I think it might be better to just crash out entirely.

Feck the Europa League.



My blood pressure can't handle playing Sociedad/Sevilla/Betis/Villarreal or whatever assortment of Spanish cheats are in it this year.

 

[Sebastes]

Love that they bought Onana!

Also, how tf did Inter get to the CL final with him in goal?!

 

[Paperino]

Love that they bought Onana!

Also, how tf did Inter get to the CL final with him in goal?!

A better manager and a better defence in front of him made sure he didnt have to do very much in terms of normal goalkeeping.

 

[Macho]

Love that they bought Onana!

Also, how tf did Inter get to the CL final with him in goal?!

He'd actually work really well here with Saliba, Gabriel, White/Tomi and Rice infront of him.

Ajax and Inter he was behind the best defences in those leagues, which is from the case at Utd. Utd ironically would do better with keepers that thrive within a busy defence like Ramsdale or Leno actually.

 

[Riou]

Not already qualified with a game to spare, and qualified in first place too might I add...but instead going all the way to the final game, with qualification not even in your hands?

Could never be my non bald manager, tbh!

 

[Sebastes]

He'd actually work really well here with Saliba, Gabriel, White/Tomi and Rice infront of him.

Ajax and Inter he was behind the best defences in those leagues, which is from the case at Utd. Utd ironically would do better with keepers that thrive within a busy defence like Ramsdale or Leno actually.

I know that part, but still, the amount of errors is out of this world. No defense in the world can protect him from the two mistakes today

 

[Macho]

I know that part, but still, the amount of errors is out of this world. No defense in the world can protect him from the two mistakes today

He needs to get out of there really, was a bad career decision.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

I've seen Onana make few mistakes at Inter but in few months with utd he took it to another level. He'll come good

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Still when you concede 9 goals in 3 games against Gala and Copenhagen you just avoid all you could to qualify into next round because if they face big team it'll be disaster. Not great CL campaign from walter White in easy group

 

[KarlAFC]

Magpies should put them in a downward spiral. This must happen.

 

[Batman]

Onana vs Liverpool on the 17th should be a delight. Could be another 7 spot.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Magpies should put them in a downward spiral. This must happen.

They have lot of injures if they had full fit team most likely they win pretty easily

 

[Buhry]

Onana vs Liverpool on the 17th should be a delight. Could be another 7 spot.

Hopefully 7 hag can evolve to 8 or 9 hag!

 

[Buhry]

I love this guy

 

[SuperMikel]

I wonder if they might to look at Ramsdale. No way ETG would walk away from Onana as he woudl be to proud to admit error. However if he gets the bin before January, then a move for Ramsdale wouldnt surprise me under a new manager

 

[SA Gunner]

Hopefully 7 hag can evolve to 8 or 9 hag!

Or finally deliver what his name has foretold...

10 Hag.

 

[A_G]

Didn’t want to believe the rumours about @GDeep™ leaving this place for Redcafe…

 

[Rex Stone]

@Juan Matas Beard time for Drake again mate.

 

[SA Gunner]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1730128084773314669

@Tree Points @UnitedBeard

 

[Sapient Hawk]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1729945062635679776

Breaking records that have stood since before he was even born!! Tets could only ever dream of such things