Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Oxeki]

Pure unadulterated crap.

Scoreline flattered us. Comprehensively outplayed by a better team.

Absolute tripe yet better than I expected.

Didnt deserve any points, didnt get any so no need to feel guilty

Tough watch. Second best to everything. No risk taking, just sat back for 90 minutes. It wasn't 4 or 5-0 but felt like a 4 or 5-0 game.

As soon as we face a top 8 side away just don't bother at this rate, forfeit the game.



Piss poor.

Rubbish. Liverpool might actually hit 8 this season.

The most one-sided 1-0 you'll ever seen. We were diabolical. Again. Just an all-round disgusting performance.

Sell Rashford as soon as is humanly possible. Along with Martial as a buy one get one free

Pure dogshit. Awful attitude. So many ****e players that need to be shown the door. Manager also.

Nothing much more to say really. We are just an awful side. Comprehensively outplayed by Newcastle B team twice.

Getting out worked and run cannot be forgiven. Rashford the poster child, cannot play him for a while. Dark days.

Seen this game loads this season, but if they’re relegation fodder we usually manage to bundle ourselves a goal at some point. These lot are just better than us and it told.

Could've easily been a 4-5 nil game another day. Second best at everything.

Disgraceful.



Rashford can feck off and take Ten Hag with him.



The only positive is we didn't lose by more.



Ten Hag is fecking useless. Dutch Moyes

Top half team away from home. Anyone who expected us to get anything out of this hadn't been paying attention.

Dreadful.



Rashford and Martial shouldn't start another game for the club.



Dalot is crap.



Wan Bissak falls asleep yet again at the back post.



McTominay invisible.



Fair play to Maguire and Shaw, a display that kept the score to 1. They were brilliant.

Open heart surgery, please.

I dont even feel angry anymore, it's just pure apathy for what these players put out at so called performances. A once great club, wallowing in its own cess pit.

One more weekend ruined. Thank you Manchester United.

We've spent so much money and are still fielding a team with Maguire (who was ok today), Martial and McTominay.



Rashford was horrific and should be dropped for the next few games at least. Should have brought on Amrabat to partner Mainoo at half time.

How anyone would give Rashford more than a 1/10 is mental to me. As bad a performance as you could see from both a work rate aspect and from a functional performance

Literally any other top team goes to Newcastle and at least TRIES to perform well there. We were disinterested and disengaged from the first whistle. We lost before we walked onto the pitch.

Blow it up.



Blow it all up.



Sack ETH. Sell all the ****.



Start again.



Beyond a joke.

Someone give Dr Rangnick a call, because a quadruple double heart bypass is needed tonight.

Just on borrowed time. I’m still waiting for this Ajax ball. Maybe we should try Frank De Boer next.

He is lucky that we are in takeover so nothing will happen. He will win next two home games and buy himself credit for inevitable debacle against Liverpool.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Missed the game but heard that Newcastle outplayed them completely. Was that the case?

Yes Newcastle should won 4-0 and that being kind Newcastle had like 22 attempts

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Also not sure the injured players would make difference Casemiro is crap mount looked worse than Havertz only guy they missing is Martinez.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Well no surprise whenever i watch utd they concede 20 shots at least.

 

[OnlyOne]

Missed the game but heard that Newcastle outplayed them completely. Was that the case?

Never seen a more one sided game.

 

[Xln]

Well no surprise whenever i watch utd they concede 20 shots at least.

Erik Ten Emery

 

[Riou]

Erik Ten Emery

Ten Moyes wishes he was Emery, tbh

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Erik Ten Emery

At least emery teams can attack this guy afraid to attack against good teams

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Still a chance for them to win the league. City won with 6 losses in 2020/21.

 

[Oxeki]

They're the only top half team with a negative GD.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Ten Hag looked absolutely forlorn in his post-match presser. Seems to realize he's about to have his last hurrah against Chelsea.

 

[Batman]

Ten Moyes wishes he was Emery, tbh

7 De Boer has nothing on Moyes.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

The only thing that'd make this week complete is for the Ghanian Parliment to turn their discontent unto Fernandes or some no-mark like Dalot after giving Maguire a repreive.

 

[Batman]

The only thing that'd make this week complete is for the Ghanian Parliment to turn their discontent unto Fernandes or some no-mark like Dalot after giving Maguire a repreive.

"We have an economic Rashford. He fed the children but lost his hunger."

 

[jones]

Missed the game but heard that Newcastle outplayed them completely. Was that the case?

Newcastle weren't even that good and they should've won 5-0.

Also Martial and ten Hag got into a fight after the game lol.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

 

[Sapient Hawk]

"We have an economic Rashford. He fed the children but lost his hunger."

In before they blame Shaw for eating all the foodstuffs earmarked for the starving children.

 

[Energoto]

How tf did they only lost 1-0

 

[SuperMikel]

ETH made the same mistake every other manager did. Placing his faith in the duel lemons Rashford & Bruno. Any manager who is to succeed at Man United needs to bin these to and start again. Man Uniteds belief in these two players is killing them. They are our version of Özil and Aubamayang.

ETH was doomed from the beginning, the moment he decided to build the team around these two frauds. I always wonder, does he realise they are the problem, but its not feasible to get rid of them given the underserved stature they have at Man United, and he has to make the best of the situation. Unlikely as he named Bruno captain at the beginning of the year. He froze out Sancho for an apparent **** attitude, but why does Rashford get to walk around on the pitch? ETH has compounded the issue by signing Antony who is rubbish. Casemiro who has Saudi Arabia written all over him. But above all that, they have no patterns of play. ETH is so cooked in the brain, he is playing McTominay higher up the pitch as a goal threat, borrowing from the tactics of the Scottish national team.

He also looks ridiculous with that Peaky Binders hat and his turtlenecks.

 

[Buhry]

They're the only top half team with a negative GD.

And yet they got lucky to not concede 3 of 4 today and at least 2 against everton. They really are a shambles this season, that ''most in form team in the league'' after barely beating the likes of luton and sheffield was such a false dawn, again.