Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Synical]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1830349454206963953

@A_G

A quiver full of arrows

 

[Synical]

Not true. If anything, I get more dislikes than most!

Everybody like this post please. I want to see how many I can get
#shameless#

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

£250m on ex Ajax players. A quarter of a billion!

 

[kofigunner]

'I'm not Harry Potter' - Ten Hag

“I'm not Harry Potter? Not sure what he means, but he's sure made £500m+ disappear”- Jonesy ( comment on bbc.com)

 

[Synical]

Everybody like this post please. I want to see how many I can get
#shameless#

Thank you @db10_therza
All I've received otherwise so far is a popcorn and lol emoji, showing how popular I am
I might have to flounce off this forum

 

[Synical]

'I'm not Harry Potter' - Ten Hag

“I'm not Harry Potter? Not sure what he means, but he's sure made £500m+ disappear”- Jonesy ( comment on bbc.com)

What a wizard

 

[albakos]

Thank you @db10_therza
All I've received otherwise so far is a popcorn and lol emoji, showing how popular I am
I might have to flounce off this forum

I thought you meant the post you quoted, which is why I gave you the there and popcorn (anticipation) on the previous one.

 

[Synical]

Thank you Arne Slot for this lovely silence I am experiencing. Would you believe that when Rice received the red a United fan texted me gloating? Thought it was bold of him the day before his derby. Didn't reply to him and haven't replied even after their spanking. Sometimes no reply is the best reply!

 

[Synical]

I thought you meant the post you quoted, which is why I gave you the there and popcorn (anticipation) on the previous one.

Ahh! I can see how it looks like that
So if nobody replies to the second one I won't feel too upset But nobody has liked the other one either so I guess I'm still billy no mates

 

[albakos]

Ahh! I can see how it looks like that
So if nobody replies to the second one I won't feel too upset But nobody has liked the other one either so I guess I'm still billy no mates

I think a reaction from @Farzad is also imminent

 

[Farzad]

I think a reaction from @Farzad is also imminent

She is my little Thandie Newton

 

[Synical]

I think a reaction from @Farzad is also imminent

Can't believe he's gone from my nemesis to my favourite poster

 

[Synical]

You're my favourite poster now @Farzad but I'll still red card you when needed

 

[Synical]

Which will probably be quite soon, I'm guessing

 

[Farzad]

Can't believe he's gone from my nemesis to my favourite poster

It’s not your fault i have this impact on women. It’s a combination of my beautiful mind and my sexy a.s

 

[Synical]

It’s not your fault i have this impact on women. It’s a combination of my beautiful mind and my sexy a.s

That combo is irresistible, ngl. Some of your takes refute the beautiful mind claim, though

 

[Farzad]

That combo is irresistible, ngl. Some of your takes refute the beautiful mind claim, though

I take poetic license i am not giving you the farm report

 

[Synical]

I take poetic license i am not giving you the farm report

What does farm report mean? I'm not American

 

[Farzad]

What does farm report mean? I'm not American

I am an entertainer i git provide thrills

 

[Mohamed7]

70M to Real Madrid for one good of year of Casemiro is banter stuff.

That’s most of the Bellingham fee they got right there ffs.

Everyone and their dog told them NOT TO. Now they’re crying.