Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Macho]

Hopefully the PL pull their finger out and Erling Haaland will be scoring loads of goals in the mid table somewhere whilst we are top of the league.

I can imagine a world where City got 100 points deducted and Haaland desperate to move is still slapping teams 3 nil.

 

[Synical]

Oh wow, I been talking to/at you this whole time like one of these other knuckleheads my bad sis.

I wonder if this is a fact that I've been told before and I forget and I am surprised everytime i am reminded.

I'm used to you vehemently disagreeing with my posts and you'd better continue please

 

[Synical]

@Macho why are you obsessed with this emoji?

 

[Synical]

Everybody like this post please. I want to see how many I can get
#shameless#

Disgusting that I only got 5 reactions
I guess I can't give up my day job to become an AM poster/influencer

 

[Synical]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1830609785743622596

The real reason I came to this thread. I know most of you hate him but I find it a shame seeing talented players fall off in real time.

I find the league more entertaining when there are forwards scoring loads of goals in the mid table somewhere whilst we are top of the league. I wonder if we will get that this season.

Your link didn't work but I knew it was about Rashford

 

[Synical]

Everybody like this post please. I want to see how many I can get
#shameless#

@sdotzdot you used to be my favourite with your cute cat photo. Every time I see a post from you I'm grateful you've not changed the photo.

The last few posts gave been bullish against me . My world is in turmoil (I'm only joking, please continue xx)

 

[ASAP Berg]

I feel for Casemiro. At Madrid, you got Kroos and Madrid taking all the pressure, you can have space to play simple passes.

Now at United they expect him to be their Xavi with Bruno scampering around the penalty box and Mainoo who is just undercooked also?

He's rushed at every opportunity so he just plays these first time Hollywood passes under pressure, he can't handle it at all.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Thanks for that. I hate it when people call me 'bro'

No worries, my guy

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

I feel for Casemiro. At Madrid, you got Kroos and Madrid taking all the pressure, you can have space to play simple passes.

Now at United they expect him to be their Xavi with Bruno scampering around the penalty box and Mainoo who is just undercooked also?

He's rushed at every opportunity so he just plays these first time Hollywood passes under pressure, he can't handle it at all.

I mean it's the fastest most physical league in the world and he's 32 and out of shape. At 29 he performed pretty well but the physical decline was always going to happen unless he was a consummate pro. Yes at Real, he simply had to cover the back 4 and let Kroos and Modric take up the creative burden. So there is that too. It was a very stupid signing, given that drop off looked odds on to happen. Let's take Real's 29yo water carrier for big bucks, what could go wrong?

But it was also hilarious because United fans were claiming 12 months ago that Casemiro was better than Rice. It wasn't long ago they were rating Sancho over Saka too.

 

[ASAP Berg]

I mean it's the fastest most physical league in the world and he's 32 and out of shape. At 29 he performed pretty well but the physical decline was always going to happen unless he was a consummate pro. Yes at Real, he simply had to cover the back 4 and let Kroos and Modric take up the creative burden. So there is that too. It was a very stupid signing, given that drop off looked odds on to happen. Let's take Real's 29yo water carrier for big bucks, what could go wrong?

But it was also hilarious because United fans were claiming 12 months ago that Casemiro was better than Rice. It wasn't long ago they were rating Sancho over Saka too.

Looks like their Saka was Greenwood. Absolutely amazing finisher on both feet, he will destroy Ligue 1.

 

[Mohamed7]

“Yes, I am perfectly aware that this Manchester United is not ready to win the Premier League,” Bruno Fernandes told DAZN Portugal.
Source: Link

NO **** SHERLOCK!

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

Big name players move to Man Utd for an easy life these days.

The ownership hadn't changed anything, they're still a shockingly run football club on most levels.

I think Arteta's rise buys managers like Ten Haag more time than would have been the case a few years back. Don't think he's got it in him, no matter the time or money though.

 

[SA Gunner]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1830906334767653023

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Looks like their Saka was Greenwood. Absolutely amazing finisher on both feet, he will destroy Ligue 1.

Yea Greenwood was definitely their prodigy. The time out will have hurt his development

 

[headoverheels]

Big name players move to Man Utd for an easy life these days.

The ownership hadn't changed anything, they're still a shockingly run football club on most levels.

I think Arteta's rise buys managers like Ten Haag more time than would have been the case a few years back. Don't think he's got it in him, no matter the time or money though.

I think that's a good observation about why Ten Hag might getting more time.

I also think they need a guinea pig for their new managerial structure with the arrival of Dan Ashworth. I think it suits them to iron out what that structure is with an existing manager, with a fine-tuned version coming at the benefit of the next manager.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Big name players move to Man Utd for an easy life these days.

The ownership hadn't changed anything, they're still a shockingly run football club on most levels.

I think Arteta's rise buys managers like Ten Haag more time than would have been the case a few years back. Don't think he's got it in him, no matter the time or money though.

Maybe a bit but he would have been sacked if they could have got a good replacement. No one wants the job because of the poor squad, the unrealistically high expectations and the dressing room controlling the board and manager.

 

[db10_therza]

 

[Macho]

Imagine what young macho would be thinking if I went back in time and told him you’re going to live long enough to witness Utd’s banter era. Holy sh*t.

 

[grange]

Cristiano @Riou-naldo

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1831289857383215339

 

[DUFFMAN]

So Anthony is leaving united €100 million spent on him. No one bats an eyelid at ETH. We still have the media and people questioning if Rice is a €100 million player