Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Sapient Hawk]

Man you feel for every rival manager but not our own

Injuries aside, Tets problems are all of his own making.

Amorim is absolved because he just got his foot in the door. He's an idiot for accepting the job, but he had no hand in United's current predicament.

 

[ASAP Berg]

Amorim wanted the job in Summer.

But this is all good for him, half a season to work on his tactics, learn from opponents and work out who he wants to bring in. It’s a free hit.

He can completely change the confidence in this team by changing the goalkeeper and striker. An experienced calm keeper will get them 5-10 points a season compared to Onana. A striker will get them 5-10 points also.

 

[GoonerJay24]

Injuries aside, Tets problems are all of his own making.

Amorim is absolved because he just got his foot in the door. He's an idiot for accepting the job, but he had no hand in United's current predicament.

He's forcing a system that doesn't the players. I don't know how the predicament this isn't on him

 

[fute]

He's forcing a system that doesn't the players. I don't know how you can say the predicament not on him

It is not all on him, but yeah, he is basically pulling an Ange with this 'his style of football' and said he isn't going to change.

Ange is on the hot seat talking that way in his 2nd season with Sp**s

Amorim is managing Man U. Time isn't necessarily on his side. If next year is more of the same, he might be out the door.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

He's forcing a system that doesn't the players. I don't know how the predicament this isn't on him

To be fair, I don't watch their matches. I just tune in to watch highlights when they go to ****, as they usually do, so I don't have the whole picture

 

[GoonerJay24]

To be fair, I don't watch their matches. I just tune in to watch highlights when they go to ****, as they usually do, so I don't have the whole picture

It is comedy gold watching United the last few years. Especially given how smug their fans are

 

[GoonerJay24]

It is not all on him, but yeah, he is basically pulling an Ange with this 'his style of football' and said he isn't going to change.

Ange is on the hot seat talking that way in his 2nd season with Sp**s

Amorim is managing Man U. Time isn't necessarily on his side. If next year is more of the same, he might be out the door.

I actually don't think having a style and principles is an issue; so long as your occassionally willing to adapt, make small tweaks and have the players.

Being so wedded to a "system" though, nah, for me that's something else. Way too rigid and unnecessary. Even the likes of Conte tweaked the 343 to a 352 or 433 on occasion and he's way more proven than Amorim.

 

[db10_therza]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1881025758644322772

Ruben Amorimdeep

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Amorim telling straight facts. But I got bad news for him most utd players are on long term contract so they stuck there for 2-3 more years

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Amorim telling straight facts. But I got bad news for him most utd players are on long term contract so they stuck there for 2-3 more years

He seems like a nice guy. Too bad he's going to get sacked before long.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

He seems like a nice guy. Too bad he's going to get sacked before long.

The guy is good coach but if utd want improvement they have to sell most of thier players and that's where things will require patience because nobody want these guys even project save me tets

 

[Entropics]

Marcus Rashford wants Man United place back as hopes of move fade

Forward is hoping to be considered for club’s next game, against Rangers on Thursday, with £325,000-a-week wages proving an obstacle to securing move away from Old Trafford this month

www.thetimes.com

 

[Jasinho]

Just caught the highlights of their loss yesterday. Christ they are awful, imagine building a 700m squad over 3 years and every single one of them ending up utter crap and then having to start the process all over again.

Hilarious, I remember their fans going on about how amazing and better than us they'd be after 3 years after Ten Hag's first season.

 

[fute]

Marcus Rashford wants Man United place back as hopes of move fade

Forward is hoping to be considered for club’s next game, against Rangers on Thursday, with £325,000-a-week wages proving an obstacle to securing move away from Old Trafford this month

www.thetimes.com

They'll take him back too. They actually need him.

Lil' Amad can only do but so much.

Garnacho, Hojlund, and Antony are struggling.

 

[Synical]

Just caught the highlights of their loss yesterday. Christ they are awful, imagine building a 700m squad over 3 years and every single one of them ending up utter crap and then having to start the process all over again.

Hilarious, I remember their fans going on about how amazing and better than us they'd be after 3 years after Ten Hag's first season.

I seem to remember many AM posters saying the same

 

[Synical]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1881310717560647959

LOL!

 

[Otis]

 

[Synical]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1881298711428595790

 

[MartiSaka]

I suppose it’s because he was signed, played some U21 football for us and was loaned out to Rangers, then Sunderland then frozen out by Ten Hag. So he’s a bit of a late bloomer, kind of reminds me of Mahrez in style.

It’s a match day squad tradition rather than lineup since 1937, so maybe not as impressive as you think.

Still exists, Mainoo, Collyer, Kukonki and Rashford were on the bench that game I think. Garnacho too who I count as we won the youth cup thanks to him that season.

Remember watching him play for Rangers against Celtic and a few other Scottosh teams. He was appallling. I cant believe he is the same player at Utd now, thought he would have been long sold on.

 

[The Ducking Duck]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1881703012802195545

Now they need to buy a new TV. Ratcliffe will not be happy.