Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Synical]

You still think he’s cute?

No. He's haggard now due to United tax
Can't believe you saved that in your bookmarks, FFS. You really do hate me, don't you

 

[Batman]

I didn't hear that rumour!

Apparently Liverpool were keen if he was willing to deviate from his system and work within their model under the DOF but he didn't want to do that so they hired Slot instead and he held out for the United job.

 

[Artisan]

If it's true that Liverpool offered him the job before they offered it to Slot and he turned it down with an eye on this one, he's a generational fool.

Doesn't sound right, he embarrassed himself and went to the West Ham job interview to put pressure on Liverpool which made them reject him and he had to crawl back and apologize to Sportings afterwards. Any attempt to frame it as him rejecting them must be some massive cope from his/Utd camp.

 

[Synical]

No. He's haggard now due to United tax
Can't believe you saved that in your bookmarks, FFS. You really do hate me, don't you

@albakos I need your help. I think one of the mods might be Michael Oliver in disguise. He's on my back all the time

 

[Batman]

Doesn't sound right, he embarrassed himself and went to the West Ham job interview to put pressure on Liverpool which made them reject him and he had to crawl back and apologize to Sportings afterwards. Any attempt to frame it as him rejecting them must be some massive cope from his/Utd camp.

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle because there were some articles released by the Athletic when United hired him that Liverpool had real reservations about his system working and paying the compensation. West Ham wasn't really mentioned though. It seems like there was mutual interest that just didn't amount to anything and for whatever reasons, both sides felt a desire to frame that in such a way that made them look better.

 

[albakos]

@albakos I need your help. I think one of the mods might be Michael Oliver in disguise. He's on my back all the time

My money would be on @db10_therza too

 

[Synical]

My money would be on @db10_therza too

That's who I meant. How did you guess?!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

If it's true that Liverpool offered him the job before they offered it to Slot and he turned it down with an eye on this one, he's a generational fool.

"Generational Fool" is a HELL of an epithet.

No amount of Clorox is washing away the stink of that anytime soon

 

[Iwobeast]

 

[Iwobeast]

lol this fanbase

 

[A_G]

 

[Kuroske]

How can you as a top PL club get in their head to buy old washed out who is ripe to play in the middle east or USA such as Casemiro and Varane.

 

[outlawz]

I predict United will get 6 points from the remainder of their matches this season

What are everyone else's predictions?

I wish they would get relegated. It's such a shame that the relegation teams are so bad, because these ****s are close enough to going down.

 

[Synical]

I wish they would get relegated. It's such a shame that the relegation teams are so bad, because these ****s are close enough to going down.

They are definitely in relegation form
They won't go down this season but I think they're in danger for next season because they've not even got any money

 

[Synical]

Harsh but true

 

[TornadoTed]

They are definitely in relegation form
They won't go down this season but I think they're in danger for next season because they've not even got any money

Even United won't finish below the likes of Sheffield United, Burnley, Sunderland etc. They may have a fight on their hands with Leeds though!

 

[dashsnow17]

Usually takes about 12-18 months for this story to start appearing at Utd. He’s done it in 3 months

 

[ASAP Berg]

Usually takes about 12-18 months for this story to start appearing at Utd. He’s done it in 3 months

It’s such a cycle with this club. Once the players turn on the manager that gives fans licence to start the ‘Amorim out’ talk.

New manager, players not good enough, results bad, players turn.

 

[A_G]

 

[lamby22]

Crying at the amount spent on getting rid of those two. And a 12% decline in revenue due to lack of CL participation. Going to need to win the Europa to get CL for next season. Which looking at the other teams still in it isn't improbable.