Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Let Them Eat Fruit

[Oxeki]

Guess he does because he's always wrong?

That's why his tweet are famous. Him being wrong is what makes him hilarious most of the time.

 

[Oxeki]

A rare game that we looked comfortable from start to finish but what does it matter if you can’t score a goal without lobbing your centre half up front.

Get rid of Hojlund! I don't want to see him in a united shirt again.

Can we just not play any PL matches this season? Genuinely sick of watching us play

5th team to beat us twice this season

15 league defeats

End this season

Totally unacceptable, another defeat Wolves double over us

These players better play their socks off in the Europa, and then win the damn thing, so we get European football next season and can replace them in the summer. And they better be grateful about it as well.

I think barring Southampton and to a certain degree Leicester, every PL team has a better CF and/or attackers than we have.

Actually thought we were decent today. We have a ghost upfront that does nothing.

Any half decent Premier League striker would have had us win today.

Højlund is woefully out of his depth in the Premier League. Probably the worst attacker I’ve ever seen who played over 50 games for United in my lifetime.

Worse than the dark days of the 70s. Deserving of relegation.

Sometimes when a team has nothing to play for and the pressure is off, the results start improving (Arsenal do this a lot)... yeah that's not happening with us.

I cannot even begin to imagine how much time, money, personnel, and luck it is going to take to turn things around.

Jesus, it is grim. And I lived through Dave Sexton.

Toothless up front.
Gumless even!

Wolves have won 5 out of their last 5 games.
They’ll probably go above us next weekend, against Leicester.
If Sp**s win tomorrow, we drop to 15th, just 2 points above WHU, who are ****ter than ****, but WHU have a few winnable games ahead.

Unless we can get a couple of wins out of our last remaining fixtures, we are heading for a finish in 17th spot.
The bargain basement just above the relegation zone.


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need to sell Hojlund, he is done at this level. Premier League clearly not his level.

Haven't watched or listened, just checked BBC live text occasionally

At least the Ipswich Arsenal result means United are today saved from relegation, but they can still finish 17th

Our strike force would struggle to score goals in the Championship

Our front players are not even championship level

How has Manchester United, a team with a history of free flowing attacking football ended up with not a single decent striker in the entire squad? It's criminal.

Resorting to throwing a defender up top got some other of our managers sacked…

Who else can we play upfront? We literally have 1 first team striker who’s useless while the other one is out for the season.

My main worry is that we’ll somehow get past Bilbao but completely fook it up vs Sp**s as we clearly can’t play against PL opposition at the moment!

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Thier fans right to be frustrated but the way they been rin last few years the outcome is expected.

 

[Gooner Zig]

Wow RedCafe extremely complimentary to our CL performance

 

[Thrice]

It's gotten to a point where West Ham, one of the few clubs behind United in the league, actually have a better squad.
I'd take Soler, Kudus and Paqueta over anyone United have in midfield. And the attackers West Ham have are better, as well.

 

[Synical]

Wow RedCafe extremely complimentary to our CL performance

It was a performance that garnered respect even from rivals who hate us.

More of this please, boys

 

[Synical]

Wow RedCafe extremely complimentary to our CL performance

You made me have a look and I'm sorry but how annoying are the Arsenal fans who post on there? I can see why oppo fans think we are cringe

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Honestly worst season of a top 6 club I ever seen. Yet they could win trophy somehow

 

[Synical]

Honestly worst season of a top 6 club I ever seen. Yet they could win trophy somehow

And you know they will

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

And you know they will

And you will have your usuals on here wishing we were them.

 

[Sanchez11]

Need Bilbao to knock both false dawn fc and Sp**s out ffs. Just shows how poor the europa is now.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

And you know they will

That's why they'll be back.

 

[Rain Dance]

seems like we could try a cheeky bid for Hojlund

 

[UnitedBeard]

@SA Gunner

One of our own. We’re so proud.

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[Buhry]

seems like we could try a cheeky bid for Hojlund

I'd bid -10 million. They pay us to take him off their hands. Best offer I can do for him

 

[Xln]

seems like we could try a cheeky bid for Hojlund

Stay clear of dross. The only player of UTD who can sit in our bench tops is that rat Bruno. Rest are stinky midtable dogs

 

[Rasmi]

Chino counts as Man U youth product. These rules are stupid

 

[Diesel]

Wow RedCafe extremely complimentary to our CL performance

The United fans have really turned into Shelter Victims. So loud but now act like Katrina dogs "please don't look at me or talk to me". I don't care. **** them. Hope this continues.

 

[balthazar]

@SA Gunner

One of our own. We’re so proud.

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Academy Graduate, lol.

 

[HagnSprayGooners]

Ramsdale
Dorgpoo - Yoro - De Ligt - Martinez - Mazza
Ugarte - Ederson
Bruno - Cunha
Delap

This would be another £200M spent from united including backup signings and it's an awful team