Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Onana, Where’s Your Shame?

[UpTheGunnerz]

We all supported a washed club as well few years ago... it's just a cycle. They'll be back for sure.

Yeah but they're more washed than we ever were. For United to not win a PL title for 10 years is more embarrassing than us missing out for 20. Supposed to be the biggest club in the world along with Madrid una

 

[Xln]

You try to say that we are back at our best? We havent won a title for 3 years while we won our last major trophy almost 20 years ago. United won a title more recently than us.

Not at our best, talking about our dark times

 

[myoldarsenal]

I have never ever seen such a bunch of pathetic cry babies. Last season every fecking game we had to hear 'but Casemiro's red', these cretins continue to ***** on and on and on and on about Garnacho's not-offside. The same stains forgot us being robbed at OT last year when Gabbi scored a perfect goal. Or how Wolves and Forest were robbed. Had they not been robbed Utd would be in relegation zone.

Unbelievable amount of crying these people do.

 

[myoldarsenal]

Also they're selling Sancho? Is it the same Sancho who Redcafe argued till last year was better than Saka?

 

[lamby22]

Hope they kept the receipt for Onana

 

[Dammit]

• Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing until tonight.

• Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

.- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

• Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

• Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

• Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

• Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

,- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

• Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag
  

 

[Riou]

Down after a defeat, so glad I can always turn to United now to cheer me up.

Cheers lads, as useless as ever

 

[Dokaka]

Honestly feel bad for Højlund, actually looks like he'll live up to the price they paid. Tons of raw talent there, good physical tools, great instincts etc. Bit raw on the technical side but he's only 20.

 

[SuperGoon]

Makes me feel better after our loss.

 

[LuanNguyen]

Blame GLAZERS again.

 

[lamby22]

Heard they’re planning stealing our Havertz song


Tsamina mina eh,eh
Waka waka eh,eh
£40 million down the drain
Onana’s chucked one in again

 

[db10_therza]

Honestly feel bad for Højlund, actually looks like he'll live up to the price they paid. Tons of raw talent there, good physical tools, great instincts etc. Bit raw on the technical side but he's only 20.

I think he’s excellent, not sure why people have been laughing about him. His movement is really good on top of the pace and power.

I swear you were saying he was Bendtner 2.0???

 

[Dokaka]

I think he’s excellent, not sure why people have been laughing about him. His movement is really good on top of the pace and power.

I swear you were saying he was Bendtner 2.0???

Did I? I don't remember that. Only remember saying Bendtner was a big talent when he was young.

I had my doubts about Højlund for sure though, but he's improved at a very impressive rate.

 

[db10_therza]

Did I? I don't remember that.

Well I’m gonna make it stick regardless so you’re getting tagged every time he scores now.

 

[Riou]

Onana is jokes, ngl.

Can't be arsed with this era of passing keepers (who constantly **** up passes anyway) that can't save any proper shots.

Give me a Seaman or Lehmann over any of these modern bellends any day of the week, hell even give me Woj too!

 

[GoonerJeeves]

Surprisingly poor. Galatasaray were fortunate to get past Molde in the qualifiers. Icardi might have his issues, but he is a solid finisher.

 

[db10_therza]

Just watching the Utd highlights now.

There was a moment where Rashford was clear through and instead of shooting he tried squaring it for Bruno. It looked simple but it got intercepted still. He should have shot. If you have a shot you take it.

Sth to bear in mind for all the merchants on here who scream whenever Nelli goes for a shot instead of squaring.

 

[Camron]

Rants is gods gift when United are losing

Timestamped the best part:

 

[field442]

I didn't even realise they lost

 

[field442]

Onana is jokes, ngl.

Can't be arsed with this era of passing keepers (who constantly **** up passes anyway) that can't save any proper shots.

Give me a Seaman or Lehmann over any of these modern bellends any day of the week, hell even give me Woj too!

Onana has always had a dodgy side to him. Good on the ball yeah but he has a highlight reel of complete clown moments.