Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Rube(n) Awakening

[Oxeki]

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

It's amazing that they're only 6 points away really.

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

Their next 4 PL games are Newcastle away, Chelsea at home, Bournemouth at home, Liverpool away.

I don't see them picking up 6 points from those matches.

They've got Bayern at home in the CL during that run too.

 

[Casper18]

The odds for the English teams of qualifying for the next round of the Champions League.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

F*ck!!!! Just looking at that diagram has set me claustrophobia into hyperdrive.

No one should go out like that

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

As I’ve stated before, their desert walk post SAF is more embarrassing than anything we have come close to. Truly a rinsed, washed and dusted club until they get a league title. If I was a man United fan I’d be truly embarrassed
From titans to tinpot

 

[Synical]

It's amazing that they're only 6 points away really.

They do this every season

 

[Synical]

F*ck!!!! Just looking at that diagram has set me claustrophobia into hyperdrive.

No one should go out like that

I can't stop thinking about it

 

[MikeVinna]

I can't stop thinking about it

Read up on that story a while back. Horrible way to go. However these are people that go out and find the most narrow passageways in caves and try and crawl through them. Play stupid games..

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Forum title threads on Redcafe today, the cope and acceptance stages are hitting hard. All real threads you can click on

Can we realistically sign the players we need to save our season in January?

Changeable Opinion: Onana is United’s Kepa | ‘Dumpster fire’

Would you sack or keep ETH?

Would you throw away the Bayern match?

Positives from yesterday

Post match vs Galatasaray

David De Gea Appreciation Thread

Do you think our club will ever return to the elite stature?

This team is mentally and emotionally damaged. MUFC have PTSD

Records set under ETH

Are Bruno and Rashford a problem?

Was the Casemiro signing a mistake?

 

[DJ_Markstar]

 

[TornadoTed]

Hmmmmm

Andre Onana: Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper is second best 'based on stats' in the league

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper Andre Onana is the Premier League's second-best goalkeeper "based on stats".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Hmmmmm

Andre Onana: Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper is second best 'based on stats' in the league

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper Andre Onana is the Premier League's second-best goalkeeper "based on stats".

www.bbc.co.uk

Thomas Kaminski is the best in the EPL confirmed

 

[steppenwolf]

that time when I root for manure.

I know, I know, I'll get my coat...

 

[Paperino]

Hmmmmm

Andre Onana: Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper is second best 'based on stats' in the league

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag says goalkeeper Andre Onana is the Premier League's second-best goalkeeper "based on stats".

www.bbc.co.uk

Just show that stats can be completely useless.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Forum title threads on Redcafe today, the cope and acceptance stages are hitting hard. All real threads you can click on

Can we realistically sign the players we need to save our season in January?

Changeable Opinion: Onana is United’s Kepa | ‘Dumpster fire’

Would you sack or keep ETH?

Would you throw away the Bayern match?

Positives from yesterday

Post match vs Galatasaray

David De Gea Appreciation Thread

Do you think our club will ever return to the elite stature?

This team is mentally and emotionally damaged. MUFC have PTSD

Records set under ETH

Are Bruno and Rashford a problem?

Was the Casemiro signing a mistake?

Don't tell me it's taken them almost 4 years to realise Bruno is more of a hindrance than a help.

 

[Paperino]

Don't tell me it's taken them almost 4 years to realise Bruno is more of a hindrance than a help.

 

[Oxeki]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1730198805662822620

 

[OnlyOne]

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Looks like Kai Havertz’s sex slave.

 

[Sanchez11]

Keep saying it but they need 10 players to truly compete. The caf is hilarious Arsenal are sh1t no matter what we do, utd are trash and have been very lucky this season imo