Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Rube(n) Awakening

[Sulosky]

man that hair is huge, seriously

 

[Kuroske]

football fans right now failed to see the bigger picture when analyze player because they are too much focus on every detail

I’m sorry for doubting you during pre-season.

 

[viktor]

 

[Majora]

I’ve never been as conflicted in my life about anything like I am with this hair guy. I’m sick of him and never want to see or hear about him again but for that to happen, United need to win 5 in a row

 

[viktor]

I’ve never been as conflicted in my life about anything like I am with this hair guy. I’m sick of him and never want to see or hear about him again but for that to happen, United need to win 5 in a row

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5 wins in row is too much considering manutd situation right now, so he should change 3 wins in row

 

[Majora]

5 wins in row is too much considering manutd situation right now, so he should change 3 wins in row

Whatever gets him off my screen works for me. It’s not even him, it’s that in 2025 something like this starts off as a funny little thing but we don’t then move on from it like we used to. Everyone needs to jump on it and before you know it he has a brief but ultimately unmemorable career out of it and he’s on the TV flogging l'oreal paris and suggesting VPNs

 

[Sapient Hawk]

man that hair is huge, seriously

Not long before he's cast as "Cousin Itt" in the new Addams Family movie.

 

[dashsnow17]

What happens first 5 wins in a row or he starts balding

 

[Rasmi]

Benjamin Šeško | 2025/26 Performances

If you think that's what Amorim was doing by saying that, I don't know what to tell ya. Amorim was just acknowledging that Neville's comments about Sesko were valid , and he is right , they were. Sesko has got the time and will get the support to come strong and be an important player for...

www.redcafe.net

The reaction to sesko is nuts. They seem to hate him

 

[RunTheTrap]

NBA Sextoy bottled a one-on-one, went off injured and cost his team the win. Hmm, interesting notes for this week's RTP agenda.

 

[BenTal]

They keep losing point in away games. With better defenders or gk, they still have a chance to get the UCL qualification. But they really need to reinforce in January

 

[ArsenalLunatic]

Sesko might come right and kudos to him he does but...that Grimsby carabao cup loss where he went 10th, 10th!! as a shooter sent up massive red flags. Rumor he had a 'cramp.' Nonsense. Utter nonsense.
Guy is a mental midget and nothing will convince me otherwise.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Sesko might come right and kudos to him he does but...that Grimsby carabao cup loss where he went 10th, 10th!! as a shooter sent up massive red flags. Rumor he had a 'cramp.' Nonsense. Utter nonsense.
Guy is a mental midget and nothing will convince me otherwise.

I have questions about his mentality. There are major red flags.
- He felt he couldn't displace Havertz when we approached him.
- Joined one of the worst United teams in their history
- Went 10th in a penalty shootout against League One Grimsby.
- Bottlejob sub appearance against Sp**s


One red flag is a rarity, two red flags are a coincidence, but three is a pattern. He might be 6 ft 5, but his mentality stands at 4 ft 11.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Sesko got Knee injury according to Amorim.

 

[The Ducking Duck]

Benjamin Šeško | 2025/26 Performances

If you think that's what Amorim was doing by saying that, I don't know what to tell ya. Amorim was just acknowledging that Neville's comments about Sesko were valid , and he is right , they were. Sesko has got the time and will get the support to come strong and be an important player for...

www.redcafe.net

The reaction to sesko is nuts. They seem to hate him

They must wonder why AM hyped this guy like he is the new Haaland just a few months ago.

 

[dino bravo]

Sesko got Knee injury according to Amorim.

Did he say which one of his 4 legs?

 

[Return of The King]

“United are back, title race on Arsenal will bottle” I thought I would make @Oxeki job easier and give you guys a synopsis of most of the posts on the CAF

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Sesko got Knee injury according to Amorim.

Arteta system broke him.

 

[OnlyOne]

@2Smokeyy the limp when he realises Amiron is coming over

Text book.

 

[2Smokeyy]

@2Smokeyy the limp when he realises Amiron is coming over

Text book.

Deeney is definitely onto something here. Get rid of Hojlund then spend €85m on a striker who can’t even hold down a place in a team with no CF is real messy