Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Rube(n) Awakening

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Deeney is definitely onto something here. Get rid of Hojlund then spend €85m on a striker who can’t even hold down a place in a team with no CF is real messy

Time to confirm Arteta attacking talent ID is zero or do we just pretend he swindled Chelsea and United into spending huge money on Mudryk and Sesko?

 

[2Smokeyy]

Time to confirm Arteta attacking talent ID is zero or do we just pretend he swindled Chelsea and United into spending huge money on Mudryk and Sesko?

Genuinely not bothered whoever we have upfront or in the attacking areas. As long as we win the PL, CL or cup competitions then I’m happy with whoever. Still I think that we’d have less of a chance had we opted for Sesko imo as he’s no better or different to what we already have.

 

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@A_G is Sesko the Mac McClung of soccer?

 

[A_G]

@A_G is Sesko the Mac McClung of soccer?

 

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[viktor]

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

- He felt he couldn't displace Havertz when we approached him.

In this case he actually made a good decision even if it was cowardly. Not talking about the future as no one knows but right now Havertz is 10 times the player Sesko is.

 

[SuperGoon]

Kane never would have went to another premier league club.

 

[viktor]

@OnlyOne

 

[RunTheTrap]

In this case he actually made a good decision even if it was cowardly. Not talking about the future as no one knows but right now Havertz is 10 times the player Sesko is.

Let's not take the piss here. Havertz is a decent striker, but he's no Harry Kane. Any young CF who backs themselves should relish at the opportunity of snatching Kai's chain.

 

[The Ducking Duck]

Havertz is a decent striker, but he's no Harry Kane.

No, he's not.

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

Let's not take the piss here. Havertz is a decent striker, but he's no Harry Kane. Any young CF who backs themselves should relish at the opportunity of snatching Kai's chain.

Sesko hasn't got the minerals to back himself that's why he started to ask for terms he knew we could never agree to.

And Harry Kane is 100 times the player Sesko is.

 

[A_G]

@Makingtrax be like “this signing doesn’t compute”

 

[Oxeki]

 

[Kuroske]

@OnlyOne

The moment he chose United instead of forcing a move to us, it was clear he lacked the ambition to improve or win. We dodged a bullet there.

The signs were already there a season ago when he didn’t want to join us and compete with Havertz for the starting spot.

 

[Riou]

The moment he chose United instead of forcing a move to us, it was clear he lacked the ambition to improve or win. We dodged a bullet there.

The signs were already there a season ago when he didn’t want to join us and compete with Havertz for the starting spot.

Even Francis Jeffers wanted to try and come here when we had peak Henry, kills me so much Kai sacred Šeško off ffs

 

[Buhry]

The ending made me lol (short clip)

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Good news for utd Sesko only out for a month he avoided serious injury

 

[Oxeki]

 

[albakos]

Given the nature of Everton's red card and them losing, there should be some good stuff for @Oxeki to bring here.