Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Sesk(o) On Fire

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Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
Players choosing utd because they'll be guaranteed starters there at very big club not to mention salary gonna be good

Utd obviously selling Garnacho Bruno Rashford Sancho And Hojlund. So perfect opportunity for players like Mbeumo Cunha putting themselves at spot light and be main men.

Are utd back? We'll see we'll see...
 

JMB

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Players choosing utd because they'll be guaranteed starters there at very big club not to mention salary gonna be good

Utd obviously selling Garnacho Bruno Rashford Sancho And Hojlund. So perfect opportunity for players like Mbeumo Cunha putting themselves at spot light and be main men

Doesn't matter in Mbuemo's case, he'll start for Cameroon regardless. But it's world cup year and most of these players should look to be at clubs they are going to start at.

If Cunha even replicates what he did in a Wolves shirt, its the same but 10x more hype.
 

Batman

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Player:Nwaneri
Players choosing utd because they'll be guaranteed starters there at very big club not to mention salary gonna be good

Utd obviously selling Garnacho Bruno Rashford Sancho And Hojlund. So perfect opportunity for players like Mbeumo Cunha putting themselves at spot light and be main men.

Are utd back? We'll see we'll see...
Back to midtable maybe. Their manager is an idiot and if they sell Bruno, they have absolutely nobody competent in the midfield which is an enormous issue in that system especially.
 

Gunn3rs4urus

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Players choosing utd because they'll be guaranteed starters there at very big club not to mention salary gonna be good

Utd obviously selling Garnacho Bruno Rashford Sancho And Hojlund. So perfect opportunity for players like Mbeumo Cunha putting themselves at spot light and be main men.

Are utd back? We'll see we'll see...
United are no longer a big club they have really stepped down in recent seasons. And the amount of managers and player fallouts have been embarrassing.

Still baffles me how players still wanting to go.
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
Doesn't matter in Mbeumo's case, he'll start for Cameroon regardless. But it's world cup year and most of these players should look to be at clubs they are going to start at.
I think playing at utd is big responsibility it's different than Brentford and Cameroon also fanbase is big.

Utd with these signings they'll get better
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
United are no longer a big club they have really stepped down in recent seasons. And the amount of managers and player fallouts have been embarrassing.

Still baffles me how players still wanting to go.
Look no matter how we look at utd they'll keep be big club they have 20 league titles and CL trophies maybe biggest worldwide fanbase after the big Spanish clubs players won't just ignore that.

Also like I mentioned because how utd are at the moment thier starting 11 spots all open players will just go there and start
 

Tir Na Nog

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Country: Ireland
Mbuemo and Cunha are the first signings United will have made that you can say are probably gonna be absolute hits, especially in Amirom's system.
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
Utd winning the transfer window so far. Really solid signings.
Liverpool imo. Wirtz and Kerkez if they signed him it's just make thier starting 11 really good. Utd they'll make so many signings it's expected.

Also you have to ask Liverpool fans permissions before saying utd winning the window
 

Goonger

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Mbeumo and Cunha are the first signings United will have made that you can say are probably gonna be absolute hits, especially in Amirom's system.

Yeah, I think that's key for both those players. The 2 inside forward roles, Cunha from the left, and Mbuemo from the right, are actual tailor made for both these guys.

Fair play to these for picking a transfer that makes sense in terms of their roles in the team.
 

AberGooner

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Couple of cracking players. Whether they still look like that a year down the road is a massive question mark.
 

GDeep™

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Something has to go catastrophically wrong for Cunha and Mbeumo to not bring Utd back into top 5 contention.
 

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