Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Sesk(o) On Fire

[viktor]

 

[viktor]

karma coming so fast for manutd

 

[viktor]

 

[grange]

I hate this club more than I hate Edu

 

[Sammy1887]

United are abysmal but Amorim is clearly out of his depth. Bang average coach who just doesn't have any other tactical ways of playing.

 

[Xln]

How pathetic are those 2 lmao Dalot has no right to celebrate because he's stealing paycheques as a footballer and Bruno no words for this human reject

 

[Oxeki]

Considering the shocking performance of Onana against Grimsby, could it he possible that he deliberately threw the game as a......

1... A petty revenge for being left out for the opening two games of the season.

2..... A blatant attempt at getting Amorin sacked.

3........Or none of the above.

Is he doing a Bruce Grobbelaar maybe?

Haha. It's the only conspiracy theory on here in the last 24 hours that I've sort of thought, hmm. He's been so so so so so bad, he single handedly dumped us out of the CL under ETH. He tried to sabotage the Lyon matchup by yapping away. He got hands to 3-4 pens yesterday but was weak as piss. He handed Cunha the ball when it was there to be won, putting him off with his oozing of being ****e. So I thought, hmm. But it's just a hmm. He's likely just the worst GK we've ever had.

If he wasnt so ****e I'd have been convinced that was match fixing last night. There was no way he was saving another penalty. Looked like he totally gave up

I would alsom consider matchfixing as i simply can't believe a professional keeper could be this bad.

Racist tirade begin

He's just trash.

I have a theory, I just won't say it because I'd get banned or arrested for a hate crime. All I'll say is goalkeepers, swimmers and tennis players.

Name 3 World class black examples from history. Hell, try and name one from each sport.

They just don't seem to be very good at it, despite being amazing at other things in other sports. Ali, Jordan, Pele. Probably the best of all time in their sports. Just seems they're ****e at certain things. Goalkeeping being one of them. Dida was likely the best, and he's never mentioned in all time lists of best goalies.

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Are you kidding me? Even if we ignore your obvious racism, you couldn't be more wrong about this topic. According to English census, the black population in England is only around 4% but 43% of footballers in the Premier League are black. Even when it comes to goalkeepers you are wrong. Mike Maignan does that name a ring a bell to you? Dida in the past? When it comes to tennis players, isn't Serena Williams regarded generally as the GOAT? Coco Gauff is now one of the best tennis players in the world and Maddison Keys has won this year's Australian Open. In the men's tennis you had the likes of Arthur Ashe and Yannick Noah and Americans and the French always had a lot of solid black players.

I am not that familiar with swimming but you may be right about swimming. The fact that you made it about race is utterly bizarre and I have a feeling that you don't watch a lot of tennis as well because you said such a stupid thing.

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I was just **** for the first 99 games your honour

It was only the 100th I deliberately started throwing matches

Rumour he is out today with a cold.

Can't be true, daft cnut can't catch anything.

Half my Onana posts on here (and a few tweets last season) voice my suspicion he’s been compromised by a gambling syndicate.

A man matching Onana's description was seen near the grassy knoll...

I have genuinely had concerns about him intentionally throwing matches after some of his bizarre mistakes in the past

 

[BigPoppaPump]

United are abysmal but Amorim is clearly out of his depth. Bang average coach who just doesn't have any other tactical ways of playing.

Surely it's obvious to everyone by now though?

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Surely it's obvious to everyone by now though?

We had half of AM claiming he was better than Arteta after our game with them.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

We had half of AM claiming he was better than Arteta after our game with them.

This forum is mostly full of stupid people tbf they were only parroting what they see from the media and twitter. There's like 5 independent thinkers on this whole forum.

 

[Sammy1887]

Surely it's obvious to everyone by now though?

Yes everyone except United fans.

 

[UpTheChampionz]

This forum is mostly full of stupid people tbf they were only parroting what they see from the media and twitter. There's like 5 independent thinkers on this whole forum.

I’m one of them, who’s the other three?

 

[<<reed>>]

Worst manager in the league Amorim only 2 points behind "generational" Arteta?

 

[JMB]

Jose, Solskjaer and Ten Hag sacked within a week.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Worst manager in the league Amorim only 2 points behind "generational" Arteta?

Three games in man. Stop overreacting, they finished 17th last year ffs. Don't make everything about Arteta.

 

[Deleted member x1214]

Jose, Solskjaer and Ten Hag sacked within a week.

Amorim next. Blimey!

 

[<<reed>>]

Amorim next. Blimey!

Let Amorim cook imo

 

[Synical]

How pathetic are those 2 lmao Dalot has no right to celebrate because he's stealing paycheques as a footballer and Bruno no words for this human reject

Bruno in that clip was unbelievable. Celebrated in that Burnley player's face then got all butt hurt when he got banged. Looked like a toddler with an 'ouch'. That gave me such an ick

 

[Synical]

I’m one of them, who’s the other three?

Me

 

[Synical]

Jose, Solskjaer and Ten Hag sacked within a week.

There's a theme here. Same theme that made me dash to this thread when I heard the ETH news