Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Sesk(o) On Fire

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JMB

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Football twitter thinks it's real. He's getting absolutely roasted on there

In that case my bad, I don't know what's wrong with him. The page does scream fan account to me. How can a footballer have the time to do this? You on are hundreds of thousands £ a week, go live life and train rather than fight X trolls.
 

boonthegoon

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In that case my bad, I don't know what's wrong with him. The page does scream fan account to me. How can a footballer have the time to do this? You on are hundreds of thousands £ a week, go live life and train rather than fight X trolls.
Even sky are running it with and seeing the number of followers it looks real.
 
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In that case my bad, I don't know what's wrong with him. The page does scream fan account to me. How can a footballer have the time to do this? You on are hundreds of thousands £ a week, go live life and train rather than fight X trolls.

Actually from what you hear from ex-footballers, they train for 2-3 hours a day and having nothing else to do for the rest of the day. I remember that was 1 of the reasons given for certain players gambling addictions.
 
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