Let's all laugh at Man Utd: That’s Amorim

[Juan Matas Beard]

Yeah @Juan Matas Beard who would you want?

We all want you to get Southgate of course

Rúben Amorim seems like the most interesting one, I think for most of our fans it's because he comes with an attacking pedigree, a more charismatic person, young promising reputation, and an unblemished career history unlike the other whores we've been linked to. He even speaks fluent English unlike Ten Heh. United and Sporting have a good football relationship so can see it.

But in all honesty it's such a **** market. The likes of Xabi and Tuchel have no interest in joining this poison and rightly so.

 

[Paperino]

Ten Heh

Need to use that more often.

 

[albakos]

Rúben Amorim seems like the most interesting one, I think for most of our fans it's because he comes with an attacking pedigree, a more charismatic person, young promising reputation, and an unblemished career history unlike the other whores we've been linked to. He even speaks fluent English unlike Ten Heh. United and Sporting have a good football relationship so can see it.

tl;dr
His name sounds Basque, so you're excited

 

[Jasard]

I read today that United have had just 3 managers win the top division since 1878. By the time Busby won his first in the 50s Arsenal had had 3 managers win a title.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

tl;dr
His name sounds Basque, so you're excited

Piss off baldy I was asked a question.

 

[Rex Stone]

Rúben Amorim seems like the most interesting one, I think for most of our fans it's because he comes with an attacking pedigree, a more charismatic person, young promising reputation, and an unblemished career history unlike the other whores we've been linked to. He even speaks fluent English unlike Ten Heh. United and Sporting have a good football relationship so can see it.

But in all honesty it's such a **** market. The likes of Xabi and Tuchel have no interest in joining this poison and rightly so.

Hasn’t van Horseface been getting rave reviews for his ability?

Rather him than most of the guys on the market for you.

 

[outlawz]

It’s weird back when he was captain of Ajax in the CL semi final at the age of 18 I thought he was going to be the best defender in the world.

I haven’t followed him last few years really but if Bayern were happy to let him go that should be a red flag

I saw him play for Juventus in his debut season and he as shockingly bad. Like a stumbling bumbling Titus Bramble. Was surprised Bayern decided to buy him.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Hasn’t van Horseface been getting rave reviews for his ability?

Rather him than most of the guys on the market for you.

Yeah realistically he's the stop gap for the rest of the season.

 

[db10_therza]

Yeah realistically he's the stop gap for the rest of the season.

He’ll be yet another unfortunate “United legend” that your club chews up and spits out with his reputation so ripped up he’ll end up twerking in dive bars for tips.

Your grand old club is what made me realise I never ever want guys like Henry / Vieira anywhere near managing Arsenal.

 

[Dokaka]

Considering how many people have told me he's brilliant, I'm assuming we're gearing up for Moyes round 2.

Similar level of clubs at this point so if we made a mistake getting rid of him, Man Utd have a golden opportunity here.

 

[Rex Stone]

Yeah realistically he's the stop gap for the rest of the season.

Market in a bad way outside of him have to say. Lot of these guys like Potter I’d want no part of.

Tuchel I think maybe but he has his limitations as a coach. I know McKenna is the golden boy but he’s in a similar spot where Potter was immediately post-Swansea and a big job is way too soon for him.

You’d ideally need him to do well at an established club like a West Ham or Fulham first.

 

[redanddread]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842091502572274047

 

[jones]

He’ll be yet another unfortunate “United legend” that your club chews up and spits out with his reputation so ripped up he’ll end up twerking in dive bars for tips.

Your grand old club is what made me realise I never ever want guys like Henry / Vieira anywhere near managing Arsenal.

Vieira with Artetas backing could have done bits here I'm sure. Guardiola is another club legend who didn't do too poorly managing his club

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

This is one of the funniest interviews I’ve ever seen btw. Your boy McKola raging behind the smile here @Taylor Gang Gunners

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842077876402770108

I love this clip. Morrison stood on business. Doubled down when McDonut tried to get him to bend.

Can’t stand that pony tailed prick he’s with either. The guy who said our default position in the league is 6th. Pair of deluded, Manchester beggars.

Can’t wait to face them first week of December. Easy 3 points. Regardless of who is in charge.

 

[db10_therza]

Vieira with Artetas backing could have done bits here I'm sure. Guardiola is another club legend who didn't do too poorly managing his club

Maybe. I just don’t want to run the risk of their legacy being tarnished. Also it doesn’t matter how good they do it’s not like large parts of this fan base won’t start chatting **** anyway, it’s just what we do.

With Arteta it was different, he was never a legend here.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

He’ll be yet another unfortunate “United legend” that your club chews up and spits out with his reputation so ripped up he’ll end up twerking in dive bars for tips.

Your grand old club is what made me realise I never ever want guys like Henry / Vieira anywhere near managing Arsenal.

Ruud is up there but not sure he's even Top 15/20 for Legends. If it was a Cantona, Keane or Beckham different story.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Considering how many people have told me he's brilliant, I'm assuming we're gearing up for Moyes round 2.

Similar level of clubs at this point so if we made a mistake getting rid of him, Man Utd have a golden opportunity here.

TBH I did think Moyes would be a good bet for where United are right now. He's pretty good historically at taking mid-table clubs to the top 6, which is where United are right now. United also aren't a possession side, not having the personnel to do so, which kind of suits Moyesy.

It obviously won't happen because of the history.

 

[db10_therza]

Aren’t Utd still at risk of a PSR points deduction?

They need a relegation battle specialist.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Please extend him. He's doing better than their legend ffs.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Ruud is up there but not sure he's even Top 15/20 for Legends. If it was a Cantona, Keane or Beckham different story.

Debatable but I don't think it matters anyway, as he'd immediately have clout. He has United DNA, part of Fergie's trophy winning era and he can brag about how he used to smash 30 goals a season during training sessions to motivate players or give him the aura. A large part of management is having player buy in and the bigger player you were the more buy you can achieve from the offset. See Zidane, Cruyff, Beckenbauer and to a lesser extent Guardiola. Italian teams seem to do well with ex players as managers and so did the great Liverpool teams of the 80s.