Let's all laugh at Man Utd: To Hull And Back

[Rasmi]

Another PL club in mind (probably City)

No Chelsea has been the club linked the most

 

[MikelHadADream]

No Chelsea has been the club linked the most

They’re not allowed to sign youth players at the moment apparently.

 

[viktor]

You realize that @Yousif Arsenal is just playing, right? It's a long standing gimmick

of course i know that is why my post just for fun

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Yeah do not want.

If his dad act like this his son ain't gonna make it.

 

[Rasmi]

They’re not allowed to sign youth players at the moment apparently.

That’s not gonna stop them. Strasbourg can

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

That’s not gonna stop them. Strasbourg can

Yeah probably gonna do this and act innocent. I read Barcelona really want him

 

[Rasmi]

His name is not even JJ Gabriel

 

[Fabregasm]

The best karma for celebrating stealing our "talent" who can hardly even even get a sniff on their 1st team bench and now out on loan to rot

 

[Jasinho]

The best karma for celebrating stealing our "talent" who can hardly even even get a sniff on their 1st team bench and now out on loan to rot

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The fact this guy moved there for first team opportunities is comical in hindsight. The very next season after he left we had a striker crises which brought about Merino upfront, that may have been the perfect opportunity for this kid to grab his chance, instead he was impatient and left for where the grass was most certainly not greener.

In hindsight the club was probably right in letting him walk, looks painfully average technically now that he's not playing against kids half his size anymore.

 

[Clrnc]

I read that apparently JJ Gabriel is extremely unhappy at not being included in their UCL squad and that he did not play for them against Sabah. After that he decided he hasn't been given enough chances with the main team and is determined to leave

 

[Melquiades]

His name is not even JJ Gabriel

Joe O'Cearuill Sr. is actually a former Arsenal player who once sat on the bench for a League Cup game in 2006, interestingly.

 

[outlawz]

**** this guy's dad. He's a nut case that played for us once. We don't need the drama. He will be crying for minutes here as well within 6 months. People thinking we are going to keep Dowman, Ngumoha and Gabriel happy are smoking the loud. Let alone Nwaneri if we decide to keep him. If we're in it to flip them all on for a profit then crack on Berta.

 

[KarlAFC]

The fact this guy moved there for first team opportunities is comical in hindsight. The very next season after he left we had a striker crises which brought about Merino upfront, that may have been the perfect opportunity for this kid to grab his chance, instead he was impatient and left for where the grass was most certainly not greener.

In hindsight the club was probably right in letting him walk, looks painfully average technically now that he's not playing against kids half his size anymore.

He's a United fan and given that they offered him a better wage than we were prepared to offer sealed the deal. Was more annoyed at them getting Heaven even though he stood no chance here with Salmon ahead of him.

 

[RunTheTrap]

So let me get this straight. United’s version of Max Dowman has reportedly thrown down the gauntlet and is edging toward an exit because he didn't come on against Shabba Ranks FC in the Champions League, and is now following every Real Madrid player on Instagram. Oh, and his father is an ex-Gooner who changed his Irish sounding surname to Gabriel for marketing purposes? I shouldn't have to know so much about a 15 year old boy, but here we are. United, rather surprisingly, are not in the wrong. If the kid (or his dad) believes there are greener pastures, let them go. They have too many issues to be worrying over a teenager. Luke Shaw is their best left back in 2026 and he wasn't good enough 10 years ago!!!

 

[BBF]

Isn’t his dad an absolute head case who got him to change his name because it wasn’t cool enough?

Problem with talents this young is they’re likelier to turn out like Sancho than Rooney.

Football development is very hard to predict.

Changing the name you gave your own son for marketing reasons is next-level larping. If I were a great-grandparent, I'd wake up from the grave and haunt the bastard.

 

[dashsnow17]

**** this guy's dad. He's a nut case that played for us once. We don't need the drama. He will be crying for minutes here as well within 6 months. People thinking we are going to keep Dowman, Ngumoha and Gabriel happy are smoking the loud. Let alone Nwaneri if we decide to keep him. If we're in it to flip them all on for a profit then crack on Berta.

Since when does Ngumoha play here lol

 

[Batman]

United have their own @albino? Damn lol

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

United have their own @albino? Damn lol

Not sure if Albino had same career

 

[viktor]

 

[Jasinho]

All or Nothing is going to be fire next year