Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[GDeep™]

The fact that Keane and Ferguson don’t get along now is because they are both cut from the same cloth it seems.

What once made them formidable has now driven them apart.

I’m siding with Keane, seems he was shafted out of Utd and needs an apology from Ferguson.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Still find it weird that De Gea he's been with us for 8 years, by the end of his contract it will be 12 years.

He still feels like a young signing. Love this guy.

 

[BaZZe]

This is part of the art exhibit at the tube station where I live. Felt it was appropriate to the current situation at Utd.

 

[lamby22]

 

[Rex Stone]

They just signed him to a 150k a week extension.

Inject it into my veins.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Still find it weird that De Gea he's been with us for 8 years, by the end of his contract it will be 12 years.

He still feels like a young signing. Love this guy.

Posts that precede unfortunate events.

How did he not save that free-kick, he's making mistakes on a monthly basis now.

 

[Pepes blue pill]

Said the same thing as jose for the west ham goal, why on earth wasnt mcguire in the middle of it

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Todays results didn't surprise me at all. I kid you not but when I saw that United were away to West Ham I literally turned to my mate and said it'd be a comfortable West Ham win and it was.

Btw, no sympathy for United's crisis up front. They literally sold Lukaku and Alexis without even attempting to replace them, put faith in a winger and a striker in Rashford who gets Welbeck numbers. It's horrendous planning. You deserve injuries to Rashford and Martial with such planning.

Same as midfield, you get one injury to Pogba and you're down to McTominay and Matic, the blandest midfield pairing in the entire division. Or the alternative is Fred one of the worst signings United have made since Bebe. Again they sold Herrera and didn't replace him. The didn't bother to try and get another left-back and they're back to playing Young again. You let Smalling go out on loan and start a much worse defender in Lindelof. It's absolutely shambolic what's going on behind the scenes.

Also another thing, they seem to get a lot of injuries in quick succession, remember the game last season vs Liverpool 3 injuries in the one game. Now this season only 6 games in and Martial, Rashford, Pogba and Shaw all get injured.

If we lose to this lot next week Emery should be sacked on the spot and he should never manage again. And we somehow finish below them then the club should liquidate. People dismissing the possibility of Leicester finishing in the top 6 but when you see the state of United and you think why shouldn't they be aiming for it?

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

It waa awful decision but Woodward should be sacked before him

 

[Gunner D]

Mason Greenwood

 

[GDeep™]

Mason Greenwood

FFS

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Mason Greenwood

Maybe mason is gay. But why these players post wierd stuff like these

 

[GDeep™]

Maybe mason is gay. But why these players post wierd stuff like these

It’s the modern young person I think.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

People finally seeing the light with Trashford.

 

[Jury]

It’s the modern young person I think.

It's the next step to being sent kisses in the form of 'xxxx' after text and whatsapp messages from male friends... I don't indulge, personally, and I don't even understand it. Acting like you find the same sex attractive isn't really funny--it just leaves questions.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Mason Greenwood

Nothing wrong with this.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

****ing Phil Jones singing sacked in the morning.

 

[GDeep™]

****ing Phil Jones singing sacked in the morning.

Shocking stuff really.

Luckily for you guys the money is there and things can change quickly, get rid of Woodward, get a manager like Potch, Allegri etc you’re back.

 

[Jury]

****ing Phil Jones singing sacked in the morning.

It's surreal. You can get lulled into thinking that these guys say different stuff from us in circumstances like these, but most of the time it's far more basic. That little exchange wouldn't stand a chance of winning a caption competition because it'd be so... obvious. But that's what makes it brilliant.

 

[GDeep™]

Keane shutting up Carragher ffs

Someone post that clip, Carra was talking about “almost” winning the title