Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[krengon]

When Fellaini said he'll announce his decision on july 1st:

Could it finally be over?

It'll be a good day when he leaves

Yeah those quotes make it seem like he's out of here. For the best, if he renewed now, the abuse he'd get after all his mouthing off would be a bit ugly.

Thanks for everything, but goodbye. I'm tired of not being interested in United matches or falling asleep or playing video games during. It's time we get back a bit of suave and this is a start.

Oh fecking hell... I'm going for a celebratory tug.

Feck aff and don't let the door hit you on the way out, ya big lump! Didn't really mind for Fellaini but he's shown to be a bit of a **** during these last few months.

Arsenal I guess

fecking hell - that would make it even better. Fam TV would be priceless.

Afterthe news about Fellaini signing a new contract with Manu:

We'll never be rid of this guy, even after the crap he's pulled, seriously, what does Mourinho see in him

we are never going to get rid of him. for **** sake

Nooooooo! Please no! I just don't get it. Why? Why is he so important? What did he do last season? He is actually injury prone and wasn't available for the majority of time. Next season it'll be more of the same I imagine. This is before we talk about his football. The more worrying thing is that him staying will mean no second midfielder signing like planned. We don't have ambitions of moving forward as a club it seems.

If it's remotely true that we're being bent over by the wig-wearing donkey sub, Mourinho needs to leave asap. Renewing Fellaini and relying on Young yet another season! He really doesn't want to compete with Pep, does he?

Just woke up in the morning,and its a horrific news to start the day.

Terrible news if true.

He’s like that **** stain that can’t be removed.

Day ruined.

F**k right off!

And there's still 15+ pages of meltdown from Manu fans left

 

[MkhiMagic]

30 pages and counting on RC on this and he hasn’t even signed yet. Remember when they were laughing at us just a couple weeks ago because we were supposedly interested in signing him? You can keep your toilet brush.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Meh, good squad option and he did score a late winner against us not so long ago so can't exactly laugh.

 

[Lidl_Reed]

NEW TWO YEAR CONTRACT FOR THE ELBOW ONE

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Third season approaching for the Special One.

Let's hope it exceeds the brilliance of the one at Chelsea.

Seriously though, if he does flop in his third season, which set of fans will actually remember Mourinho favourably? Even Chelsea fans hate him now.

Inter for sure, Porto.

 

[GeorgiaGunner]

He'll probably score another winner against us after this, but still very glad we didn't make a good enough offer (if at all).

 

[A_G]

Disgraceful really, can understand Mourinho's dislike towards him..

There's a simple explanation:

 

[krengon]

Nice gesture from Manu.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

I'm in tears at this.

 

[MkhiMagic]

I'm in tears at this.

Then mourinho walks in. “I sink enough with poet football, every boy spread out and hoof ball to fellaini’s head.”

 

[dashsnow17]

I'm in tears at this.

The joy is palpable.

 

[hyruga2]

Leicester should sell Maguire to manutd. Manutd would have so many centre backs and then the whole defence line can riot.

 

[dashsnow17]

Why have they made Antonio Valencia as captain? The guy still can't really speak English ffs. I'd have thought de Gea would be a good choice.

 

[A_G]

 

[razörist]

Normally I would condemn this kind of behavior but good on you Martial.

 

[albakos]

How about a cheeky bid of 35M

 

[SuperGoon]

Honestly. Fining a man who put his family before preseason training is heartless. Such a scummy Mourinho move.

 

[rich 1990]

Imagine wanting to be with your new born.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Gotta be honest here, Mourinho doesn't like Martial anyways. I don't think Martial helps himself, its well documented that he's had attitude problems going back to his Lyon days.

Do many footballers really take more than a week off to see their newborn? I mean Giroud played in an FA Cup replay while his wife was giving birth. It seems a bit harsh, but surely a few days is enough. I mean he's not gonna be breastfeeding it.

Mourinho always does this though he seeks out the players who he believes he cannot trust and will force them out through any means. With Martial United have invested a lot so the board mightn't be as keen to get rid as Jose is.

 

[krackpot]

I mean he's not gonna be breastfeeding it.

Imagine wanting to be with your new born.

FFS guys