Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[rich 1990]

Gotta be honest here, Mourinho doesn't like Martial anyways. I don't think Martial helps himself, its well documented that he's had attitude problems going back to his Lyon days.

Do many footballers really take more than a week off to see their newborn? I mean Giroud played in an FA Cup replay while his wife was giving birth. It seems a bit harsh, but surely a few days is enough. I mean he's not gonna be breastfeeding it.

Mourinho always does this though he seeks out the players who he believes he cannot trust and will force them out through any means. With Martial United have invested a lot so the board mightn't be as keen to get rid as Jose is.

Giroud is such a tit that he should probably feed his kid.

A bloke wanting to be with his baby shouldn't be underestimated, imo.

 

[Giroud12]

Cant for the life of me find the howson masterclass video... the one where he talks about how pep is gonna fail. Anyone have the link?

 

[MkhiMagic]

Boring boring United. This team makes Atletico look like an offensive juggernaut. 28% possession against Bayern today, 0 shots on goal, 1 shot off target the ENTIRE GAME. Even after they were down a goal nothing changed. Jose parked the bus and threw away the keys. I’ll be pissed if we don’t finish ahead of this dross. Worst club in Europe to watch, no competition.

 

[<<reed>>]

de Gea is going to save 20 points for them, isn't he?

 

[Batman]

de Gea is going to save 20 points for them, isn't he?

He's going to have to. The manager looks like he's trying to get fired to collect a payout. At some stage, as always, the players will get sick of his nonsense and stop trying and DDG will be facing 15 shots a match.

 

[Notorious Big]

Mourinho's third season in any club was crap.

 

[Axel9090]

Lol, they're just in complete shambles right now. Theyve got a manager who doesnt want to be there, a lackluster transfer window and now their best asset wants to leave the club. Hooray. Wonder what else could happen between now and Friday...

 

[A_G]

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Circus.

Disgusting club.

 

[A_G]

Could see him or Allegri there next season if Jose leaves

 

[Sammy1887]

Could see him or Allegri there next season if Jose leaves

Zidane will surely replace Allegri at Juventus in the near future.

 

[Toby]

Zidane will surely replace Allegri at Juventus in the near future.

Yep. All has been set up for a Juve CL attack this summer bringing in Zidane and Ronaldo. It's just a matter of when Conte will be replaced.

 

[A_G]

is this real life

 

[Rex Stone]

Yep. All has been set up for a Juve CL attack this summer bringing in Zidane and Ronaldo. It's just a matter of when Conte will be replaced.

Allegri mate. You saying all balding, middle aged Italians look the same to you? Racist.

 

[Mark Tobias]

Gotta be honest here, Mourinho doesn't like Martial anyways. I don't think Martial helps himself, its well documented that he's had attitude problems going back to his Lyon days.

Do many footballers really take more than a week off to see their newborn? I mean Giroud played in an FA Cup replay while his wife was giving birth. It seems a bit harsh, but surely a few days is enough. I mean he's not gonna be breastfeeding it.

Mourinho always does this though he seeks out the players who he believes he cannot trust and will force them out through any means. With Martial United have invested a lot so the board mightn't be as keen to get rid as Jose is.

Just curious but are you a parent?
Shocked by your post if you are..

 

[Toby]

Allegri mate. You saying all balding, middle aged Italians look the same to you? Racist.

Maybe I'm Chinese?

 

[Batman]

Just curious but are you a parent?
Shocked by your post if you are..

And just to add to this sentiment, it was a difficult birth and his wife was poorly afterwards. No self respecting man with any integrity or decency whatsoever is going to leave the mother of his child whilst she's unwell right after giving birth. That would be absolutely vile.

 

[SuperGoon]

And just to add to this sentiment, it was a difficult birth and his wife was poorly afterwards. No self respecting man with any integrity or decency whatsoever is going to leave the mother of his child whilst she's unwell right after giving birth. That would be absolutely vile.

Batman droping his truth nukes again.

 

[A_G]

Graeme Souness would have a heart attack in this house

 

[hyruga2]

de Gea is going to save 20 points for them, isn't he?

De gea will also drop them 20 points through his other attributes.

I have highlighted DDG weaknesses here:
https://www.quora.com/Is-David-De-G..._filter__=all&__nsrc__=1&__snid3__=3011363861