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Oxeki

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When will these players learn. Same mistake Zaha made. Crystal palace promised him if he signed a long term contract they'll allow him go for a reasonable fee. But when we went in for him they asked for 80m him with no installment.

If you want to sign a long-term contract, then add a clause that makes it easier for you to move if an offer comes in.

Why did he hire his brother as an agent. His brother really fücked him.
 

Camron

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Lamela was the definition of a thundercunt...zero trophies at Sp**s, absolute justice.
Not sure if they ever had a more slappable face in that dressing room.

If the cock on their club crest was a person:

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Sapient Hawk

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The fact that even Kane is going to these lengths to leave shows there's no sentiment in football, no point in getting attached to these guys. They do what's best for their career and they're entitled to, I won't blame Saka if he wants to go in a couple of years as well.

Sadly, I've come to this resolution myself earlier during the past season.

Which is why we must endeavour to do our best to match both his & ESR's ambitions to show them that staying at Arsenal for the long term is in their interests.
 

Sapient Hawk

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He'll end up at City. People who think their pockets are not deep enough are kidding themselves. It's just thst their policy was never to splurge on players with massive price tags.

This summer might be an exception to that policy.
 

Riou

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Lamela made his Sp**s debut against Arsenal in 2013, where does the time go.

Remember that day...Sp**s had spent a ton after losing Bale, while we hadn't bought anyone (except Flamini and Sanogo on frees, I think) but we battered them that day, should have beaten them about 4-0, the 1-0 win for us was very flattering for them...after that game was the famous Wenger smirk, then we signed Mes.

Only downside/funny moment, was Wilshere having to get subbed off in the first half, as he had the ****s 🤣
 

MikelHadADream

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Their signings don't inspire a lot of confidence either. They're all getting giddy over a geezer called Brian and a midget CB from Itay.

This Patrici bloke gives the off the vibe of one of these chancers that come into the league, spend a load of money on these "hidden gems" from abroad to get the fans onside, then buggers off after a year when it all inevitably goes tits up.

That being said it's a shame Edu couldn't have done the last part, not that he really got anyone excited anyway.
 

avenellroad

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Lamela made his Sp**s debut against Arsenal in 2013, where does the time go.

Remember that day...Sp**s had spent a ton after losing Bale, while we hadn't bought anyone (except Flamini and Sanogo on frees, I think) but we battered them that day, should have beaten them about 4-0, the 1-0 win for us was very flattering for them...after that game was the famous Wenger smirk, then we signed Mes.

Only downside/funny moment, was Wilshere having to get subbed off in the first half, as he had the ****s 🤣
How do you remember all of these random events ?
 

Sapient Hawk

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Lamela made his Sp**s debut against Arsenal in 2013, where does the time go.

Remember that day...Sp**s had spent a ton after losing Bale, while we hadn't bought anyone (except Flamini and Sanogo on frees, I think) but we battered them that day, should have beaten them about 4-0, the 1-0 win for us was very flattering for them...after that game was the famous Wenger smirk, then we signed Mes.

Only downside/funny moment, was Wilshere having to get subbed off in the first half, as he had the ****s 🤣

Loved that NLD. Came at a time when we desperately needed it after being humbled at home in our season opener against Villa (bastards always scored 3 goals in all their wins at the Emirates 🤣).
 

Riou

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Loved that NLD. Came at a time when we desperately needed it after being humbled at home in our season opener against Villa (bastards always scored 3 goals in all their wins at the Emirates 🤣).

That Villa loss was that game that really gave AFTV a career too.

****ing hate Aston Villa :lol:
 

Macho

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Can't remember where I saw the report, but it seems he will return to training by the end of the week.

Probably dawned on him that he's not going anywhere and it is in his best interest to knuckle down and produce the season of his life to convince suitors he is still worth the outlay at 29.

I think he will stay, for me best CF in the league and best player overall last season but with those glass ankles means the prices bandied for him wouldn't be wise.
 
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drippin

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Can't remember where I saw the report, but it seems he will return to training by the end of the week.

Probably dawned on him that he's not going anywhere and it is in his best interest to knuckle down and produce the season of his life to convince suitors he is still worth the outlay at 29.

I think he will stay, for me best CF in the league and best player overall last season but with those glass ankles means the prices bandied for him wouldn't be wise.
Thing is that Kane has miraculously got back from his ankle injuries thus far. That might not happen always.

Tottenham is also taking a risk in keeping him. His price & performances will plummet if he gets a worse ankle injury. And he has had many to both ankles in recent years, even if GDeep claims he is "very durable".
 

Macho

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Kane will still leave it needed Modric Bale and Berbatov to go on strike for levy to let them leave.
Depends if City feel they need Grealish more or Kane more - this must have been the reason behind the urgency and turning his back on the club.

Going on City's squad and Pep's history with Lewadowski and briefly Ibrahimovic, I'd say Kane might be the priority.

Guess we will have to wait and see. 3 years left on his contract is major yikes though man, Levi doesn't have to do sh*t and if Kane goes on a major strop next season at 29 years old City might not come calling.
 

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