Let's all laugh at Tottenham

drippin

I reject your reality, I substitute my own !!
They might have to sell Ndombele at a big loss. American_Gooner's link said they want a RWB, midfielder and a striker. Wonder how much money Conte gets to use to get those all in January.

"The midfielder was not involved in the recent EFL Cup semi-final defeat against Chelsea, with the Frenchman not even being given a place on the bench.

This comes after he was booed off during their FA Cup fixture against Morecambe, where the 25-year-old decided to walk off slowly when he was substituted.

According to Football London, Conte has banished the midfielder from training with his first team, and he has been forced to work alone, not being part of any ball or drill work.

The choice was made by both the manager and the club, with a transfer away from Sp**s being expected to take place within the January window.
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drippin

I reject your reality, I substitute my own !!

Conte is crazy but not sure he'll do that. Sp**s are stupid you hiring a manager in 1 half year 20m contract and not backing him he'll of course save himself from stress and walk in summer
What did I say before/when he joined? That he has been fired/quit out of two clubs before, because lack of funds he wants. And that Tottenham doesn't have that kind of money available because of their debts.

What's not so nice that he really might quit himself, so he wouldn't ruin Tottenham by hanging on for Sp**s to sack him, getting bad results, and take their money.
 

Yousif Arsenal

On Vinai's payroll
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What did I say before/when he joined? That he has been fired/quit out of two clubs before, because lack of funds he wants. And that Tottenham doesn't have that kind of money available because of their debts.

What's not so nice that he really might quit himself, so he wouldn't ruin Tottenham by hanging on for Sp**s to sack him, getting bad results, and take their money.
Conte likes to leave wherever he want at juve he left because he want to manage Italy at Chelsea he just didn't like the project or Abra sacked him. At Inter he left the day he know they broke. At Sp**s it been funny i swear he came like 5 times already demanding transfers and nothing is happening it won't end well imo.
 

drippin

I reject your reality, I substitute my own !!
Now I see why they want to bring babyoil Adama with no end-product to the team. Their most important requirement is for the players to shine like their new stadium.

Conte: "“I enjoy working at Tottenham because I found a fantastic environment, fantastic atmosphere, amazing stadium, fantastic training ground. For sure, I think maybe we have to bring the level of the team to the same level as our infrastructure. To try to match the situation now, I think we have to improve to match these two different situations.”"

Hahah:

"There have been some curious sights in this strangest of Premier League seasons.

Empty stands, armless huddles, players emerging from makeshift dressing rooms in executive suites… that kind of thing.

And then there’s the sight of Adama Traore being lubed up with baby oil like he’s being prepared for a scene with a pregnant cow in vet drama All Creatures Great And Small.

If you’re a Simpsons fan, it’s almost impossible not to picture Groundskeeper Willie barging in on Lunchlady Doris and demanding, “Grease me up, woman.”

It’s quite something to witness. Matt Wignall (Wolves’ long-serving soft tissue therapist) works his hands up and down Traore’s tree-trunk-sized arms, preparing him for battle.

And battle is the appropriate term, as The Athletic has been told the inspiration for the oil lathering comes from how Ancient Greek wrestlers used to smear themselves in oil before bouts. Ancient Greek wrestling and Adama Traore; it’s right, it fits."

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Ozil'sCloakOfInvisibility

Not a Closet Sp**s Fan
Went and checked it out.

Best is the edit history where the latest edit is: From "savagely attacking a 14 year olds," to "savagely attacking 14 year olds, "... Nothing beats grammatically correct trolling!
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Since he’s retired, he’s gone on to be a keyboard warrior on Twitter. He loves complaining about Arsenal FC because he knows the team he supports, Tottenham, will never be as good as them. He types awful takes which always get backfired because he knows nothing about football.
 

Riou

English Super Cup Enjoyer 🤗
Also, why do Sp**s fans respond to us with this...

FJPIUS0WUAcLOc2



...pretty sure none of us, will ever get tired of using that line!

When you have only won 2 League Cups since the Prem began in 1992, and nothing since 2008...you don't need to say anything else, as that wins all arguments :lol:
 

drippin

I reject your reality, I substitute my own !!
Also, why do Sp**s fans respond to us with this...

FJPIUS0WUAcLOc2



...pretty sure none of us, will ever get tired of using that line!

When you have only won 2 League Cups since the Prem began in 1992, and nothing since 2008...you don't need to say anything else, as that wins all arguments :lol:
It's not a nice trophy ffs. It's a comfort trophy when you can't win anything else. Doesn't hurt when the aim is top 4 and we are now only 2 games away from winning it.

The prize is getting to Conference League! It's a joke. Getting to Conference League is a punishment.
 

CaseUteinberger

Showering Xhaka with love 😍
Why are Sp**s even considered top 6 when Leicester has won two major trophies this decade and Sp**s haven't won jack in God knows how long
Well, they did win the League Cup in 2008! Don't forget the trophy in 2008!

Fun Sp**s fact: In their history they have as many first division wins (2) as second division wins (2)...
 
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