Let's all laugh at Tottenham

[Batman]

I think the Italian word for him is gatta.

 

[Batman]

Luis Enrique linked with the job. Good appointment.

Not for Luis Enrique.

 

[DuBB]

More like the Sp**s board is briefing the press that Conte wasn't talking about them.

Because even a 12 year old with a decent grasp of English would point out the many ways in which his rant was about the leadership and ownership, as well as the players.

What a joke of a club.

If "no, my partner didn't hit me, I fell down the stairs" was a club, it would be Tottenham.

(With all due respect. The metaphor is in no way me making light of spousal abuse, I'm not that kind of person, I just didn't want to go with a typical 'c*ckold' metaphor)

 

[albakos]

The way he says "unassitable" (unacceptable) cracks me up

 

[SA Gunner]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Backtracking already?

Not only is he a hothead but also a coward to boot!!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

Nowhere.

I enjoyed this hypothetical exercise

 

[MikeVinna]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

He’s not a long term manager by any means. If he doesn’t have an instant impact he’s useless and the team implodes. Extending his contract would be a big mistake, regardless of his latest comments.

 

[Riou]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

Unfortunately even with money, they are still Sp**s...so no trophies, unlucky lads

 

[Batman]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

Well given that he's already spent more than Arteta and used that money on gimps like Richarlison, with more time and money I think they could make a real run at the top spot...in the Championship.

 

[Riou]

Well given that he's already spent more than Arteta and used that money on gimps like Richarlison, with more time and money I think they could make a real run at the top spot...in the Championship.

They have 2nd place in the Championship written all over them, tbh.

Promotion sure, but definitely without even the minor trophies of 1st or the playoff win at Wembley

 

[Black240]

What’s the point? They are in CL places.

I don’t get the turmoil at Sp**s, they are top 4? What more are they expecting.

I suspect the axe will come down if and when they drop to 5th, 6th and it looks like they can't claw it back.

I think Levy's minimum requirement is Europe and perhaps top 4.

In some ways I don't want him sacked. He is so unsuited to them that it makes for great entertainment.

 

[Rex Bezos]

What’s the point? They are in CL places.

I don’t get the turmoil at Sp**s, they are top 4? What more are they expecting.

It’s because of us. If we were scrapping for top 4 with them guarantee it wouldn’t be an issue.

The fact we’ve completely overtaken them has shot Levy’s poverty argument to bits.

 

[Pulp]

Took a quick look at the Sp**s forum and some of the posters there are proper RAWK material. The only reason we are better this season is because Arsenal are better run at the moment. While Arsenal certainly are a better run club at the moment, it's not like the club is some rags to riches story that only recently have been fighting for titles. They make it sound like Sp**s are only temporarily out of order whilst Arsenal are having impossible success. Incredible what a couple of years out of the gutter can do to peoples minds

 

[Blankety Blank]

Luis Enrique linked with the job. Good appointment.

What for them or us?
Do you want the Tiny Totts winning now same as Man U?

 

[DuBB]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

Conte doesn't want time. He wants money right now, to win right now, and leave on a high. That's what he does. Conte doesn't want £80-120m every summer for 3 years to buy 18-24 year olds. He wants £150-200m one summer to construct a perfect Conte team of 29 year olds that will last that year and falter after he's sailed off into the sunset.

He would buy them players so specific to his system, and favour age and experience in a way that would mean they'd be "a threat" literally only in the immediate term, and only under him.

Conte doesn't build a team or a squad, he constructs a house of cards that looks impressive and might reach the top but falls over immediately after.

He wouldn't bring in young players like we did and slow cook them over 2 or so seasons.

He'd look at someone like Ødegaard and say "not ready"

He'd look at someone like Ben White and say "I don't have time to blood him into a new position"

He'd look at someone like Saliba and say "3 loans before he's mature enough for this league? No way"

I know he's gonna leave, but I really hope he stays. Because his approach to football coupled with Sp**s' history and ownership is literally a losing formula. I felt that when they appointed him, even when others were scared. I knew they was NOTHING to fear because Tottenham + Conte = Disaster.

 

[2Smokeyy]

Remember when Sp**s were keen on Gattuso? Run that back Levy

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Here's a question.

What would happen if Conte stays at Sp**s, and is backed in terms of time and money as Arteta has been backed.

Where would Sp**s be strength wise, in comparison to the other top teams?

They spent 180 million last window? He is being backed?

 

[Sapient Hawk]

It’s because of us. If we were scrapping for top 4 with them guarantee it wouldn’t be an issue.

The fact we’ve completely overtaken them has shot Levy’s poverty argument to bits.

It's not even that. It's the fact that they've finished above us for more than half a decade and have nothing to show for it. And here we are, about to finish above them for the first time in 6 years potentially with a title.

I'd want football to f*ck off too if we're being honest

 

[Batman]

It's not even that. It's the fact that they've finished above us for more than half a decade and have nothing to show for it. And here we are, about to finish above them for the first time in 6 years potentially with a title.

I'd want football to f*ck off too if we're being honest

I would add that part of the impetus for our resurgence as stated by the players is that they couldn't stomach having bottled top 4 to Tottenham last year and came into this season with a score to settle. Tottenham are really living the Wario Meme.