Let’s Still All Laugh At Tottenham!

[Clrnc]

Leeds fixtures look relatively kind. They should be fine.

Spuds fixtures look kind on paper, but can't see them getting even a single point out of their remaining away fixtures, all tough grounds and Wolves is super in form and playing without stress. Brighton at home and Leeds at home are tricky for them too, so their hope is Forest at home and Everton on the last day if Everton have nothing to play for. But if it was a chance to send Spuds down you can bet your house Everton will be up for it.

The key for Forest is they have a lot of winnable home fixtures so win those and they will be safe, especially if they can get anything out of Spuds away.

Hammers have some good form recently, but they are unpredictable and I think how many wins they get from their fixtures will determine whether Spuds go down or not

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

I think they're going down and that's not my Arsenal bias .

These Sp**s players just aren't up for it, they're cowardly. You can't say that about West Ham or Forest they may be poor sides but they scrap and fight every game.

A few of this Sp**s guys clearly want out and if they go down they'll be able to move for a lesser fee. They don't care .

 

[2Smokeyy]

One of the funniest crashouts I’ve seen in a while he’s wildin’ out on a construction site.

Tbf I done one of those predictor things and I was trying to be generous to them lol but Sp**s still managed to go down by 2 points with surprisingly Leeds just finishing above them they’re already done in my eyes as I don’t really see how they’ll go to Anfield, Stamford Bridge, Stadium Of Light etc and get something.

 

[Rasmi]

I think they already lining up new manager. They will want Atletico and Liverpool games out of the way and hope for new manager bounce at the vital home game against Forrest

 

[Kuroske]

I think they're going down and that's not my Arsenal bias .

These Sp**s players just aren't up for it, they're cowardly. You can't say that about West Ham or Forest they may be poor sides but they scrap and fight every game.

A few of this Sp**s guys clearly want out and if they go down they'll be able to move for a lesser fee. They don't care .

That’s the main problem this club is facing. Their players are too good to be fighting relegation. If the team goes down, they’ll simply leave because there is plenty of interest from other clubs. So there’s little incentive to go that extra mile.

Players at typical relegation clubs are usually at their level. They’re literally playing to put food on the table, which gives them that extra motivation to fight for every point.

 

[Diesel]

I heard Vinai said **** this I'll do it my self... Heard he was seen leaving Tottenhams official store with a new whistle.

 

[Rex Caudillo]

One of the funniest crashouts I’ve seen in a while he’s wildin’ out on a construction site.

Tbf I done one of those predictor things and I was trying to be generous to them lol but Sp**s still managed to go down by 2 points with surprisingly Leeds just finishing above them they’re already done in my eyes as I don’t really see how they’ll go to Anfield, Stamford Bridge, Stadium Of Light etc and get something.

If they avoid defeat against Forest they should be ok.

I think unlike the other two basement dwellers they can maybe turn it on for half an hour against anyone and secure a result.

Managed to do it against City and in the CL so I still think they’ll sneak by.

 

[Majora]

The funny thing is that this likely helps us to an extent as it keeps the media attention away from us somewhat as we close out the season

 

[Riou]

Me when we play West Ham, when we already have the League wrapped up pretty much...

... honestly send the under 15s or something to that match lol.

 

[Xln]

Yes we could just gift westham a win we'll play them in match day 36 but we'll need to guarantee winning the league.

Either way mikel would enter this game looking to win and will make sure his players to do same no matter if we already champions

Nah if the league is guaranteed I'd be willing to lose vs West Ham by 6 goals difference at least. Don't play this nice guy act when Son threw the game on purpose. It's revenge time.

 

[A_G]

 

[Riou]

" Even exclusive Tunnel Club members join the revolt"

@A_G

Tottenham's version of FK fuming over the dunce of a manager they have right now, as he eats caviar and his champagne glass gets filled from the bottom up

 

[Rasmi]

@A_G Opta gives Tottenham 16% chance of relegation. That’s bit low ain’t it?

 

[lomekian]

This will be the last tweet I share from this guy. He’s clearly unwell. Just posting here for awareness for others. And he responded to somebody pretending to be disappointed for doing this in front of his nephew.. I get that he’s satire sometimes but contriving these scenarios for engagement is beyond weird.

I just presumed he's a spoof account

 

[A_G]

" Even exclusive Tunnel Club members join the revolt"

@A_G

Tottenham's version of FK fuming over the dunce of a manager they have right now, as he eats caviar and his champagne glass gets filled from the bottom up

Could it get worse?

 

[A_G]

@A_G Opta gives Tottenham 16% chance of relegation. That’s bit low ain’t it?

I’d have it at 40%.

 

[Riou]

Martin O'Neil and Glen Hoddle managing in 2026, really feels like some FM save gone mad

 

[Rasmi]

I’d have it at 40%.

They losing to Liverpool next. If they lose their next home game to Forrest I say 60%

 

[Malky]

That’s the main problem this club is facing. Their players are too good to be fighting relegation. If the team goes down, they’ll simply leave because there is plenty of interest from other clubs. So there’s little incentive to go that extra mile.

Players at typical relegation clubs are usually at their level. They’re literally playing to put food on the table, which gives them that extra motivation to fight for every point.

Said the same during the game, what have the “ star “ players got to really fight for? Guys like Romero and VDV already have one foot out the door. They’ll quickly be followed by guys like Simons, Kudus, Gallagher Kulusevski, Palhinha, Solanke, Porro, Vicario, etc.
in a weird way relegation favours a lot of these players as Sp**s will need to sell at a far cheaper price so they’ll get more interest from clubs.
Compare that to Forest or West Ham where about 90% of their current squads will probably be playing championship football if they go down.

 

[Beany]