Let’s Still All Laugh At Tottenham!

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TerryHenry007

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It's the middle of April and they're yet to win a match in 2026. They probably need to win at least 2 to stay up. Absolutely nothing is pointing to them being safe.
They probably have to win 4 I say. West ham have winnable games and they'll probably turnover Palace tomorrow night!

It ain't happening. The gods have decided the Spuddies are going down!
 

Sapient Hawk

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More than Mik i heard. 2nd hightest in PL, which the 12M @Batman quoted would make it.
He 100% didnt want to start the job this year, they basically offered him a deal he couldnt say no to.

Hell I'd take that deal!! £12 million per year to relegate Sp**s & keep them there for half a decade whilst being obligated to wear what is, effectively, a chicken suit on matchdays.

Sign me up :lol:
 

MartiSaka

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Their attacking players already improving under De Zerbi. Simons looked quite good. Actually the whole team had a lot more fight and passed the ball around with more purpose than say us currently. But still the stupid errors like Danso at the end cost them.

If they brought De Zerbi in at the time of Tudor, i think they would have probably stayed up. Anyway i think the fans should be happy, as with De Zerbi, I think they will win a lot of games in the Championship.
 

Clrnc

Our attack is overly-coached

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They probably have to win 4 I say. West ham have winnable games and they'll probably turnover Palace tomorrow night!

It ain't happening. The gods have decided the Spuddies are going down!
If West Ham get a win away to Palace, they will stay up. They have easier fixtures to come and this is one of the tougher ones
 

JMB

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Mourinho's legacy improves every year when you see how bad the clubs are that let him go.
 

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