Let’s Still All Laugh At Tottenham!

[outlawz]

I saw Sandro Tonali at a grocery store in Newcastle a few weeks back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I've read this story before but it was about someone else. Can't remember where.

 

[Riou]

 

[Riou]

... exactly a zero percent chance either of these things happen.

 

[lomekian]

I saw Sandro Tonali at a grocery store in Newcastle a few weeks back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

That't the old Sherringham story

 

[Riou]

That't the old Sherringham story

Sherringham was the girl at the counter serving Tonali!?

The story just gets crazier!

 

[Casper18]

This Sp**s fan is something else.

 

[viktor]

This Sp**s fan is something else.

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spurshit fans lol, they must be almost get heart attack when watching arsenal lift premier league trophy

 

[StefanB]

This Sp**s fan is something else.

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"This S**rs fan"

This is pretty much how everyone of them acts when it comes to Arsenal. It takes a certain kind of individual to be a S**rs supporter

 

[Rex Caudillo]

This Sp**s fan is something else.

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“That thing”?

 

[Topside]

Brescia being broke and his Dad being a fan doesn't mean Tonali is bailing them out off his own coin

BET he is.

Likes a punt does Tonali, lots of bookmakers in Tottenham high road.

 

[Batman]

... exactly a zero percent chance either of these things happen.

The little fella somehow got Zendaya to marry him and Anne Hathaway just called him a good boy so you can see where the delusion has come from.

 

[Tomb Bomadil]

Problem is it feels like Sp**s would need to make 6 or 7 more similar signings to get to where their stadium and the associated debt dictates they need to be

Yep and only in Fernandes I see someone who could become really special. Tonali and Van Hecke are great for now but they are not gonna be world beaters.

Again, its about what a player is worth to us. A player with pace, physical power, stature, dribbling ability on the wing, the ability to make things happen and be the go to player... that is a 100m player for us.

Both can be true but I also think. The LW positions is our only real weakness. We just have to buy the one ceiling raiser on the left and we are going up a level. So worth for me to be overpaying a bit.


This a good view from Terry Flewers:
https://x.com/terryflewers/status/2076280083711439090?s=20

 

[Batman]

This Sp**s fan is something else.

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So he should never have celebrated a single one of Arsenal academy product Harold Kane's goals.

 

[Riou]

Anne Hathaway just called him a good boy

@Notorious Big how many times have you heard this from women

 

[Tomb Bomadil]

They have so many players atm and don't have any european football. If they don't get CL football next year they should be in trouble.

They have:

• 9 CB
• 4 LB
• 10 DM/CM/OM
  

 

[SuperGoon]

The little fella somehow got Zendaya to marry him and Anne Hathaway just called him a good boy so you can see where the delusion has come from.

Guy won the lottery despite supporting Sp**s. Gotta hand it to him. Hard to dislike Tom.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

 

[Batman]

Guy won the lottery despite supporting Sp**s. Gotta hand it to him. Hard to dislike Tom.

Yeah he seems like a really nice kid other than supporting that odious team.

 

[Riou]

...wait, they got System (and Queens of the Stone age according to the comments) but all I seem to see our dumbass stadium get is ****ing Ed Sheeran over and over again...

 

[viktor]