Let’s Still All Laugh At Tottenham!

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albakos

Arséne Wenger: "I will miss you"
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Country: Kosova

Player:Saka
Wait I only just clocked Bayern are 16 points behind, I thought it was like a few points, they win the league 10 years in a row. Xhaka goes from Arsenal to Leverkusen, they instantly have the best ever season, still unbeaten and are one win away from clinching Bundesliga.
Fixed it for you 🔥
 

GoonerfromKz

Active Member

Country: Kazakhstan

Player:Trossard
A hope extinguished....he turned to the dark side. On an aside, how do you fancy Kazakhstan's chances in the Nations League? I see we play you on the 6th of September, long journey for Ødegaard....
The group seems very strong and I do not expect any wins, but at the very least I am looking forward to seeing Ødegaard live.
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
Oh do gently **** off with this whataboutism. They would have won nothing. In terms of trophy nourishment, they are licking the inside of a cap of a cheese and ham tube that they finished in 1961.

I mean Kane at different points played in/under either better Spur's teams, or better managers at Sp**s... lost every cup game they played in and couldn't beat Leicester to a title.

But yeah, they would definitely win the championship this season with him...how could you doubt them 🤷‍♂️
 

Batman

Hard on crime, soft on Stan

Country: USA

Player:Nwaneri
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Hugh Grant Cinema GIF by The Gentlemen
 

Sapient Hawk

Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers

Country: Saudi Arabia

Imagine even thinking this daft gimp & the unruly mutated badger alongside him to be on the level of either Magalhaes or Saliba :lol:

I need Morgan Freeman to narrate these scenes. Would definitely beat his best during Shawshank Redemption.

Also, love Romero's expression as Isak is about to take the shot, as if he's willing him on. "Go ahead, mate, just tw*t it in!!".
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
I have to be honest here.

If my team hadn't won the league and main cup since the Premier League era began, I would either...

Just stop watching football through sheer embarrassment, especially as I push the agenda that I am also a "Big Six" English team ffs...or kill myself, as the pain would be too great.

And if I was specifically a Tottenham fan, I would do that latter.
 

SA Gunner

The butcher from Cape Town
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Country: South Africa
Remember how AM just overrated this team at the beginning of the season? Some were even worried they'll go on to win the league lol

I think most people who watched them during that run, could see that they werent stable enough to go on a title run. They were lucky in a few of those games.

Even the NLD they were quite lucky to come away with the draw there, we should have absolutely buried them in the first half. But according to them, they were the better team on the day :lol:
 

albakos

Arséne Wenger: "I will miss you"
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Country: Kosova

Player:Saka
Even the NLD they were quite lucky to come away with the draw there, we should have absolutely buried them in the first half.

Unfortunately Eddie was terrible that day.

I was at the Emirates on that match, and Nketiah was so bad that when the substitutions were announced and we saw that Jesus is being off instead of Nketiah, a large part of the crowd were shocked and booed the decision.
 

hydrofluoric acid

Down With the Refereearchy

Country: Iceland
He is, he’ll improve them beyond this level and beyond Conte, Mourinho and Potch.

Queation is, will he make them an elite team. I don’t think he can.

He is not better than these managers. What drug are you on?

He had some benefits earlier in the season because nobody on the earth knew who he was. Why do you think nobody knew about him? Because he has had an awful career. Conte and Mourinho and even fatty Potch smoke him easily.
 

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Manchester City
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Manchester United
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Aston Villa
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Chelsea
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Brentford
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Everton
Everton
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Brighton
Brighton
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32 12 10 10 43:37 +6 46
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Sunderland
Sunderland
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32 12 10 10 33:36 -3 46
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Bournemouth
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32 10 15 7 48:49 -1 45
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Fulham
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Crystal Palace
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Newcastle
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Leeds
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32 8 12 12 39:49 -10 36
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Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest
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32 8 9 15 32:44 -12 33
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West Ham
West Ham
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32 8 8 16 40:57 -17 32
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Tottenham
Tottenham
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32 7 9 16 40:51 -11 30
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Burnley
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Wolves
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