Lionel Messi: GOAT 🐐

[grange]

If the Striker could have picked the spot for the ball, weight, and shape of each cross he could not have picked better than those two balls.

Kubo has a laser guided rocket launcher attached to his leg. That goal was nuts.

This high school humanities teacher for a ref has been HORRIBLE.

 

[grange]

Messi has looked pissed all night that these cave dwellers from Ohio have been booing him

 

[Farzad]

Something about playing with the GOAT. If you are a pro with any pride you want Messi to remember you as a baller. We saw it in WC i thought De Paul and Mcallister were peak Kante and Makele. This turning Benny Cremaschi overnight into a player, changing Taylor into a goal scorer; Ronaldo doesn’t do this to teammates. He instills belief and a desire to perform just by stepping on pitch.

 

[6666Louis]

Was waiting for the "then I would definitely join the MLS" punchline

That would be more surprising but frivolous

 

[grange]

Two assists last night. Nine games left on the season. I'm thinking they have to win about six of them to get into the safe zone but maybe something like 5-6 wins with a couple of draws and no losses would do it.

 

[grange]

Expendables 4 type ****..

 

[Batman]

Expendables 4 type ****..

Dude did tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. Stopping a spotty faced teenager looking for a cuddle is a walk in the park compared to the things he's seen.

 

[Farzad]

@MaraDon sorry i doubted you on WC thread LVG is a total loser, yeah they rigged WC final by giving 2 penalties to France and they rigged it so Messi would deliver the best through ball ever against his side.

He really tarnished his legacy should not of gone to WC

 

[Gunnerfan99]

Dude did tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. Stopping a spotty faced teenager looking for a cuddle is a walk in the park compared to the things he's seen.

Looks like messi's bodyguard is more entertaining on live football on tv than actually messi himself

 

[Batman]

Looks like messi's bodyguard is more entertaining on live football on tv than actually messi himself

Wouldn't quite go that far but he certainly looks to be earning his pay.

 

[albakos]

Never thought long videos of whole matches could be uploaded to Twitter, but this proves the opposite.

 

[Riou]

Never thought long videos of whole matches could be uploaded to Twitter, but this proves the opposite.

The GOAT, so glad he finally got his deserved international trophies...

...but man this was hilarious

 

[Batman]

This is f*cking absurd.

 

[1macca1]

What year is 1st place? Casually adding a 50% increase on his 3rd best ever return is insane.

 

[DasBootist]

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[Batman]

What year is 1st place? Casually adding a 50% increase on his 3rd best ever return is insane.

I'm not sure but I would imagine it might be the 2011-12 season where he scored 73 in all competitions.

 

[pigge]

Just saw the Messi vs Boateng clip again. Can't believe anyone thinks there ever was a better player than Messi. Was top 5 defenders at the time. Makes him look like a 7 year old kid

 

[Farzad]

Just saw the Messi vs Boateng clip again. Can't believe anyone thinks there ever was a better player than Messi. Was top 5 defenders at the time. Makes him look like a 7 year old kid

Boateng dropped on his tummy like he was hit with a punch lol

 

[carter777]

1 goal 5 assists. In one half.



Not the most flattering picture though.

 

[Farzad]

Messi got 5 assists in 36 minutes. Mls is League 1 level at best. Watching Messi toy with them is pretty fun. Suarez with a hatrick to