Mancheater City: Ha, Guehi

[Synical]

That's absolutely insane. I just checked it up and you are right.

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Who the hell is even a Mike Jackson?

It's not really insane when you realise the award is voted for by fans

He only won this time because Arsenal fans organised to activate the curse

 

[Menard]

Erling Haaland 2 non-penalty goals in 2026 btw. I remember when people were saying he had gone up a new level when he was having his usual first half of the season purple patch. We need to have a conversation soon.

Thankfully he's not a limited footballer at all so he's still been turning in great performances to help the team even when not scoring, right? Right?

 

[Diesel]

I'm all for ripping EH when he's acting a fool or when he gets locked up but in terms of striker he's the cream of the crop.

Imagine if this arsenal side had him. We would just control every game and turn this league into Germany for at least a few seasons.

 

[Thrice]

It's crazy how most their attackers are off form specially this robot.

I don't think it's just bad form. Every single attacking player out of form? Seems unlikely.

They've changed their style of play and these players can't adapt. Guardiola is trying to play quicker and more direct, but it seems his players can't do it.

 

[pure profit FC]

It's not really insane when you realise the award is voted for by fans

He only won this time because Arsenal fans organised to activate the curse

 

[BaZZe]

I'm all for ripping EH when he's acting a fool or when he gets locked up but in terms of striker he's the cream of the crop.

Imagine if this arsenal side had him. We would just control every game and turn this league into Germany for at least a few seasons.

He would have the exact same issues as Gyökeres at this moment (lack of service, low blocks). He edges Gyökeres physically but I'd argue he's even more limited when it comes to things other than goalscoring.

 

[gunman90]

City fans are coping so hard man. Come across some insane lines:
"We're going through a transition and we weren't supposed to win it."
"Arsenal have dived, wrestled and cheated their way to the title."
"You wouldn't have done this to the Centurions or the City team from 2 years ago."
Will be even sweeter when they get dumped out the Champions League this week and we beat em in the final.

 

[Diesel]

He would have the exact same issues as Gyökeres at this moment (lack of service, low blocks). He edges Gyökeres physically but I'd argue he's even more limited when it comes to things other than goalscoring.

Yeah I'm not sure I agree with this but fair enough. I don't watch much Haaland these days, i did watch him in his debut season. Ridiculous season and I know for a fact VG doesn't have the half his technical lability and control. Again that was his 40 goal year so he was in crazy form

 

[A_G]

Yeah I'm not sure I agree with this but fair enough. I don't watch much Haaland these days, i did watch him in his debut season. Ridiculous season and I know for a fact VG doesn't have the half his technical lability and control. Again that was his 40 goal year so he was in crazy form

Don’t let anyone gaslight you, Haaland is unreal and even in a supposed down season he’s going to win the Golden Boot. Gyokeres is not in the same ballpark as a CF.

 

[viktor]

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Don’t let anyone gaslight you, Haaland is unreal and even in a supposed down season he’s going to win the Golden Boot. Gyokeres is not in the same ballpark as a CF.

this fraud @OnlyOne will said like this :

"Don’t let anyone gaslight you, Sesko is unreal and even in a supposed down season he’s going to win the Golden Boot. Gyokeres is not in the same ballpark as a CF."

 

[bastun]

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Don’t let anyone gaslight you, Haaland is unreal and even in a supposed down season he’s going to win the Golden Boot. Gyokeres is not in the same ballpark as a CF.

Haaland and Kane are far better than everyone else. The rest are nowhere near their level. Probably only Mbappe who is forced to play as a ST because of Vini.

 

[Let's play Aubamawang]

Wouldn’t be surprised if they turn it around at the Etihad.

The best thing that could happen is City go 2-0 up, dare to dream, then get hit by a Vini Jr suckerpunch. Taking the wind out of their sails before the cup final.

Them winning might benefit our league chances overall due to more games, but the lift it would give them is important to consider.

 

[SuperGoon]

90 mins in the Ethihad is a long time.
I hear they're going to close the roof.
So you can hear all 12 of their fans.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Time for that bald bumm to hit the trail Saudi way in my book

 

[Rasmi]

42 | Antoine Semenyo - 2025/26

Haaland has been four years and he's still poor at rondos. Last season GKs were far better than him. That's embarrasing. When he arrived we used to play 2-3-5 formation. Pep thought he could adapt to striker position coming deep to link play. He coudn't and Pep changed to 3-2-5 formation in...

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They really don’t rate semenyo

 

[RunTheTrap]

If Vini behaved himself this could’ve finished 9-1 on aggregate. City cannot defend at all, and I don't think Guehi improves them massively. Is it me or has the quality of their scouting gone downhill? Guehi and Semenyo are a far cry from Sterling and Stones a decade ago; discounting those two, the European buys haven't lit up anything lately, either. Doku and Savingo can dance past fullbacks all they want, but three league goals from the pair of them is terrible. Sterling and Sane would be on 20 by now.

 

[grange]

 

[MikelHadADream]

If Vini behaved himself this could’ve finished 9-1 on aggregate. City cannot defend at all, and I don't think Guehi improves them massively. Is it me or has the quality of their scouting gone downhill? Guehi and Semenyo are a far cry from Sterling and Stones a decade ago; discounting those two, the European buys haven't lit up anything lately, either. Doku and Savingo can dance past fullbacks all they want, but three league goals from the pair of them is terrible. Sterling and Sane would be on 20 by now.

Yeah, they’ve been rubbish in the market for about 5 years now. If you look at their treble team in 2023, all of the core players were signed pre 2020 (other than Haaland), an in the years since they haven’t really signed any top players either, despite spending an absolute fortune.

 

[Rex Caudillo]

If Vini behaved himself this could’ve finished 9-1 on aggregate. City cannot defend at all, and I don't think Guehi improves them massively. Is it me or has the quality of their scouting gone downhill? Guehi and Semenyo are a far cry from Sterling and Stones a decade ago; discounting those two, the European buys haven't lit up anything lately, either. Doku and Savingo can dance past fullbacks all they want, but three league goals from the pair of them is terrible. Sterling and Sane would be on 20 by now.

I like Semenyo a lot and think he’s a top player.

The rest are awful. Khusanov is baffling to me as was Reijnders who’s been anonymous since we played them at the Etihad.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Yeah, they’ve been rubbish in the market for about 5 years now. If you look at their treble team in 2023, all of the core players were signed pre 2020 (other than Haaland), an in the years since they haven’t really signed any top players either, despite spending an absolute fortune.

Player quality trumps tactical innovation or insight. Pep might be a genius but he can't turn Marmoush into KdB, no matter how hard he tries. They are in desperate need of a rebuild come this summer, assuming they're still in the league.