Mancheater City: Pepto Abysmal

[Blood on the Tracks]

Pep's one of those guys that kicks off because he knows he has bodyguards to stop anything from happening.

If he was by himself he'd have carried on walking

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1865042190830911722

Pep did well to understand what was being said to him tbf.

 

[Synical]

The company they keep these days

 

[MauveGunner]

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The company they keep these days

Back where they belong!

 

[carter777]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866504269718814791

 

[SuperGoon]

Obvious they're doing crossbar challenges there.

 

[carter777]

Obvious they're doing crossbar challenges there.

Yes but that's not as interesting as just thinking they're s**t

 

[Macho]

Yes but that's not as interesting as just thinking they're s**t

I agree, anything they do we just need call it sh*t whilst we can.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866967077585858589

 

[GDeep™]

I don’t think there is anything to see here. It’s simply a case of a team/environment being so consistent for so long, getting burnt out.

How do you fix this? Maybe a bunch of new signings, change coaching staff in the summer so new voices are heard etc. Or Pep moving on and letting a new regime come in, which isn’t happening now.

 

[RunTheTrap]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866967077585858589

My big bro Luigi actually hits his target though.

 

[HattoriHanzo]

I don’t think there is anything to see here. It’s simply a case of a team/environment being so consistent for so long, getting burnt out.

How do you fix this? Maybe a bunch of new signings, change coaching staff in the summer so new voices are heard etc. Or Pep moving on and letting a new regime come in, which isn’t happening now.

Isn't he the best football coach ever?
If he is, he should solve the problem without additional few hundred million of euros, pounds, or whatever.

Seems to me that Arteta handled or injury problems (Ødegaard, White, Calafiori, G. Magalhaes, etc.) better than Pep his.
Guardiola should do better.
One in ten (1 win, 2 draws, 7 defeats in last 10 matches).

 

[Thrice]

Isn't he the best football coach ever?
If he is, he should solve the problem without additional few hundred million of euros, pounds, or whatever.

Seems to me that Arteta handled or injury problems (Ødegaard, White, Calafiori, G. Magalhaes, etc.) better than Pep his.
Guardiola should do better.
One in ten (1 win, 2 draws, 7 defeats in last 10 matches).

It's because Arteta actually adapted to the situation and the players he had available. Guardiola seems to be completely unwilling to do that. He's rather putting square pegs in round holes than change his style.

If these last weeks/months have proven us one thing it's that Guardiola could not save a team like Southampton, Burnley, etc. from relegation. If he doesn't get superior talent for his style of football, he would go down like Kompany did.

 

[GoonerJeeves]

Every dog has their day, and City probably have too many dogs with their days behind them, that might well include the manager.

 

[Rasmi]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866966090946879774

How is it possible to complete 5 passes in over 90 mins when your team has 70% possession and completed 699 passes as team.

 

[Iwobeast]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1867257433711890662

 

[Tir Na Nog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1867257433711890662

I'm in actual tears here

Swear our players and Mik get it just as bad.

 

[Jasard]

I'm in actual tears here

Swear our players and Mik get it just as bad.

Was going to say wait until he sees the 84 different photoshops and nicknames for Arteta on AM

 

[outlawz]

There are fewer things less savoury than teenagers trivialising terrorism and equating football to it.

 

[Nunowoolmez]

*If you look close enough, you can just about see @GDeep™ on there (watch the vid)