Manchester City: Pep Guardiover

[Black240]

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Pre Mansour City fans

 

[Tom Mix]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1840143530926207420

Such a nasty little prick aint he? No wonder he went to City. Perfect fit.

Would love to see a fire extinguisher slammed into that big mouth when its wide open.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1841221690887717265

@Trilly You are not going to believe this!!!

 

[andeoch1]

Would love to see a fire extinguisher slammed into that big mouth when its wide open.

Aye, or a really big Willie

 

[Trilly]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1841221690887717265

@Trilly You are not going to believe this!!!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1841222762351763861

 

[RunTheTrap]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842601251747614825

Hmm, interesting. I wonder what has changed for Halaand to not be as potent as before. Let me investigate.



Wait, let me zoom in.



Hold on. Could it be that Phil Foden’s inclusion has a detrimental effect on the striker because he is not a top-level creator like we saw in this year's Euros? That can't be. The BBC told me he's the best-attacking midfielder since Zidane. This is preposterous. They wouldn't lie to me, would they?

 

[BaZZe]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842594352100733202

2nd time in a row City loses on xg in the league. Should I start whipping this clip out for them now instead of for Sp**s?

 

[A_G]

Fulham’s xG is heavily inflated by their first goal tbf

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842592545769243114

@Trilly Close but 28 is retirement age according to A-M so the banter still lives on.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Fulham’s xG is heavily inflated by their first goal tbf

How so? The chance can only have maximum of 1.0 xG. If scored that 1 xG = 1 goal. But that chance was less. After wards there must be other chances that add up for rest of the xG total.

 

[A_G]

How so? The chance can only have maximum of 1.0 xG. If scored that 1 xG = 1 goal. But that chance was less. After wards there must be other chances that add up for rest of the xG total.

Do you know what inflated means?

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Do you know what inflated means?

Yes.

It feels like you are trying to say their xG is high mostly because of the first goal .

 

[A_G]

Yes.

It feels like you are trying to say their xG is high mostly because of the first goal .

I doubt City were battered like the xG suggests.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

I doubt City were battered like the xG suggests.

Maybe not battered but by sound of it Fulham did have some chances. Imo xG never lies. Elite stat. Some posted here Traore could have had hat-trick this game.

 

[A_G]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842898872831504750

 

[db10_therza]

I doubt City were battered like the xG suggests.

Nah I think it’s legit tbf, Adama Traore had (and missed) three 1-on-1s. Fs.

 

[field442]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1842837729278599333

 

[carter777]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843742019967168533

 

[Artisan]

Sporting's director and Sporting's coach as their manager next season?

 

[Impala11]

These pricks are just going to sue whenever they don't get their way. 20 teams in the league vut City feel the are special case and should account for more than 5% of the allocation.

Maybe its a cultural thing, as the PL is a super majority rule with 14 votes required to make an amendment. However being from the UAE the concept of democracy is foreign to them and they cant comprehend the idea of not getting their way. But its good that Khaldoon and co have decided they understand English football and want to dictate how the league is supposed to be run.