Manchester City: Pep Guardiover

[Sulosky]

To be honest, there has been a LOT of Haaland PR over the last couple of days and I've fallen for it

He was raised well by his parents.

 

[BanterJenks]

I'm intrigued
.. please explain further

I like the fact that when people are manhandling him he could literally just swipe them with his paw and they'd be on the ground, but he doesn't. And there was that time when he could have gone down to get big Gabi sent off but didn't

The Gabi thing is a good shout tbf. Why do you do this to us

 

[lomekian]

He was raised well by his parents.

Despite the fact his dad comes across as a right see you next tuesday!

I've liked haaland even before he went to RB Salzberg..wanted us to pick him up then - was even buying him on football manager. Guy's an absolute beast, but is the opposite of pricks like B Sliva and Rodri (most of the time).

 

[Synical]

Despite the fact his dad comes across as a right see you next tuesday!

I've liked haaland even before he went to RB Salzberg..wanted us to pick him up then - was even buying him on football manager. Guy's an absolute beast, but is the opposite of pricks like B Sliva and Rodri (most of the time).

I'm sure it's his mum that can take the credit.
I'm guessing daddy did all the football stuff while she focussed on keeping him grounded and a decent human being

 

[Vinci]

Yeah, he seems like a good guy, but this circle jerk is a bit much, no?

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Despite the fact his dad comes across as a right see you next tuesday!

I've liked haaland even before he went to RB Salzberg..wanted us to pick him up then - was even buying him on football manager. Guy's an absolute beast, but is the opposite of pricks like B Sliva and Rodri (most of the time).

What? All I see from him is that he is a prick. Not same as Bernardo but definetily more than Rodri who is more than enough. You missed when he threw ball in Gabriel head or thr stay humble thing which was beyond pathetic.

Great striker, respect for his talent, but he is someone we should direct all our hate into.

 

[Uncle Macho]

Great striker, respect for his talent, but he is someone we should direct all our hate into.

On the pitch he's amazing, but yeah I am not buying any of this sh*t. Not sure what we're doing here.

 

[SuperGoon]

Yeah, he seems like a good guy, but this circle jerk is a bit much, no?

His schlong is probably bigger than the circle jerk can handle.

 

[Arsenist]

I only ever side w Haaland in the Haaland v Mbappe wars. Other than that it’s f haaland to moon and back.

 

[Riou]

From Pep to Enzo...