Win Manchester United 0 - 1 Arsenal | Sunday, May 12th | KO: 16:30 GMT | Sky Sports

Here's hoping they beat us at home as comfortably as they've beaten Brighton, Bournemouth, Palace & Fulham.

It has fallen to me to shepherd our young, battle weary Gunners & will them on to see our last away match of the season in style.

It is to be the 32nd battle at Old Trafford between the two sides who, in the not-so-distant past, WERE the Premier League.

I say battle because no trip to Old Trafford has ever been a drab affair. Even when both clubs were cast into the wilderness.

Those titanic battles that did matter, usually swung the pelendulum towards the victor.



This legendary gunner knew what it's all about!!

We mustn't falter in the face of what is, undoubtedly, the worst United side since the PL era started. This is coupled with the fact they're being led by the worst United manager of said era & certainly the one most obsessed with us!!

God willing, it's a hard fought 3 points for us so that INEOS remains convinced Ten Hag is the way forward so he can fritter away another £400 million.

Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 2

 

[DJ_Markstar]

How on earth is smashing Bournemouth 3-0 "soul destroying"?

We all knew City would thump Wolves anyway, its Sp**s/Fulham/West Ham who may take points off them.

Regardless, think we win this 3-1 we're too strong for them now.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

That's easy.

You concoct a fight with her the day before.

She'll be beside herself with fury that she'll completely forget the day's around until mid-day. By then, the match will have, hopefully, concluded to our benefit & you'll have picked out an adequate bouquet to go along with dinner at her favourite place.

Is this based on experience? Sadly, I'm not at liberty to say

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Old Trafford is horrible but this Utd side has no shape or logic to it. I don't know how we'll do it and don't care, but just win Arsenal. OG's by Utd so ETH can moan about bad luck would be nice too. COYG

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

I'm not a married man, but I suggest you move to the UK quickly as mother's day was in March. Good luck.

 

[RichWeath]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

Grow a pair of bollox and tell her.

What grown man asks permission to do something in his own home

 

[A_G]

 

[boonthegoon]

Memes aside, Maguire has been good comparatively this season. This is good news for us. Looks like it is going to be Evans-casemiro or Martinez if he's fit by then

 

[freeglennhelder2]

Grow a pair of bollox and tell her.

What grown man asks permission to do something in his own home

This has to be a parody post.

 

[remains]

Doesn’t matter what City do if we don’t beat this lot. Yanited being the ones to end our season is not quite as bad as Sp**s would have been, but it’s not too far behind. We really should dominate them.

 

[Kingslayer]

This should be a warning to United players to take it easy. Wouldn't want them to miss the FA Cup final through injury.

Final score: United 2 Arsenal 8

 

[grange]

I went from confident to nervous about our chances after this news, smh

 

[Paperino]

More likely that United will win now.

 

[Gooner Zig]

This game is @Paperino 's 9/11

 

[GoonerJeeves]

That's easy.

You concoct a fight with her the day before.

She'll be beside herself with fury that she'll completely forget the day's around until mid-day. By then, the match will have, hopefully, concluded to our benefit & you'll have picked out an adequate bouquet to go along with dinner at her favourite place.

Is this based on experience? Sadly, I'm not at liberty to say

I'd be wary. Carnal services could be closed indefinitely. Risky strategy.

 

[SA Gunner]

There's a practicality, and adaptability that we are showing right now, that gives me confidence going into this game.

United will do everything, as Sp**s tried to do, and make this a real grudge match. You can be sure that Ten Hag has been dreaming about this since our last game.

But I trust Arteta, he's clear of this guy and I think he'll be able to cook up something to bamboozle him and give us that gaps we need to get the advantage and maintain it. And if we get those openings, we'll do the business.

Big game though, it wont be easy... but Im going United 0-2 Arsenal.

 

[BodyOderggard]

This match is important for club psyche even if City win out. You want City to have to win it on the final day…giving it away near the finish line would be a massive let down.

 

[TromsoGooner]

Who knows who they will play at CH. Doubt they risk the midget or Varane with the cupfinal on the horizo though Ten Haag probably wants to beat us even more

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

You could either be a man and put your foot down. Or be more of a conman and disappear for a few days or a week. When you come back say something bad happened to you and you need her help to work yourself through the process

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

So, who do they play at the back? That Kambwala dude and who else?

Honestly, we gotta play the game not the occasion here. Man for man we **** all over Yanited. Ødegaard will have a field day against McTominay, Casemiro or Amrabat.

Let’s take it to the final day.

 

[Paperino]

So, who do they play at the back?

Casemiro and Evans i guess.