Martin Ødegaard: El Capitanø Incognito

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Riou

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Country: Northern Ireland
I blame the beard, he's disgracing his Viking/Scandinavian heritage with whatever breakdown he is having growing that.

I know it's not even the same country, but I do expect any player from around that region to still have an Olef Melberg-esque beard...Melberg's daughter could probably grow a better one that Martin has right now ffs 😭
 

bastun

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Country: Rwanda

Player:Saka
I blame the beard, he's disgracing his Viking/Scandinavian heritage with whatever breakdown he is having growing that.

I know it's not even the same country, but I do expect any player from around that region to still have an Olef Melberg-esque beard...Melberg's daughter could probably grow a better one that Martin has right now ffs 😭
Beard looks like pubic hair. Shaggy Rogers style.
 

MikelHadADream

...and then He woke up sweating !!!
Looks like a guy that needs the season to end, and to have a mental reset in the summer.

Really concerning how bad he’s been though.
 

berric

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Player:Trossard
At this rate of downfall, Daphne and Velma will body him without a problem. I genuinely cannot remember when was the last time he won a 50/50 ball.

It has become embarrassing watching him in a 50/50. He was never strong in deuls but now it's just sad. I'm sure those two midgets Vitinha and Neves will body him.
 

Dennis_Bergkamp_10

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Country: Netherlands

Player:Ødegaard
He looks like Bellerin, not like you'd expect from an athlete. Wouldn't be surprised to see him doing fashion shows in Paris this summer.

Let's hope he gets back to his form, he's deserved another year. But if this is the new Ødegaard, we need to cut ties. Knowing Arsenal we will give him the chance until he's 32, just like we're giving Martinelli ages to find his form instead of getting a better player.
 

Riou

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Country: Northern Ireland
Ødegaard now has more G/A for Arsenal than Vieira

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@Riou thoughts?
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Riou

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Country: Northern Ireland
Bald head, goatee, vapo-rub...wish I could have just one more live season of prime Vieira so I could appreciate him even more...

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Big Poppa

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Country: USA

Player:Saliba
Put an actual centre forward in this team who works channels / drags defenders away and you’ll see a different Ødegaard. I’d also like to see a proper deep lying playmaker who can free Ødegaard up to do his thing in the final third.

We’ve overburdened players like him and Saliba for far too long, and it’s clearly taking its toll.
 

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