Mate, let's still all laugh at Tottenham!

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Let's play Aubamawang

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Country: England

Player:Sterling


My word...

UEFA: The Champions League looks forward to welcoming the 17th best team in England to compete in our glorious tournament with their shiny new stadium. At least the supporters will stop throwing themselves off the roof on the stadium tour after their long wait for any kind of silverware finally ended with the help of a balding Bruce from Melbourne.
 

Clrnc

We need another CB

Country: Singapore

Player:Tomiyasu


They have that many fans? "Champions of Europe" lmao what a joke

The amount of merchandise they going to produce to milk their fans off this 2nd tier competition will be pretty hilarious and it will probably last until they win their next trophy few decades later
 

Riou

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Country: Northern Ireland
Forgot how painful it feels to be behind them in the "Who has won the most recent trophy?" debate...2008-2014 all over again, ffs!

This should really kick the club and fans into gear at least, it's not good enough to not win and especially if these lot have just won something.

Sort it out next season Arsenal, if there is any pride at least in the current players/coaching/board team.
 

MartiSaka

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@A_G @Riou @2Smokeyy I'm crying, why does it sound like he's cutting a promo on Raw? He's waiting for the crowd to pop after every line. :lol:

Not his best speech. You feel he is trying to create a speech that goes down in Sp**s history like the Gettysburg address in US history, but unprepared, on the spot after drinking for 3 nights straight.
 

North5

Here since 2009. Unlike Cornavirus.

Country: England
Go back to bird on c0ck forum or whatever you losers call it. Biggest trophy you lot have won in 40 years was a runners up prize for being too **** to be in a better competition.
 
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Taylor Gang Gunners

Say Yeh or You're Making The List
You know what, I didn’t think I’d care that much if Spuds were to win a trophy. But I’m sick to my stomach.

This second tier competition has made everyone lose sight of just how bad this Spuds team are. They’re ONE PLACE ABOVE THE RELEGATION ZONE. What are we doing here? Are we pretending this is a good team? These ****ing dossers lost over 20 games in the league. They played Bodmo Glimt in the SEMI FINAL!!

The thing I despise about modern football is how stats have taken over and context has become somewhat redundant. How can anyone, with a functioning brain, argue that Spuds have had a better season?

“Oh trophies, trophies! One trophy is better than no trophy.”

Do me a favour.

James Maddison since the final has been an embarrassment btw. Taking shots at the likes of Roy Keane and John Terry. Now far be it from me to defend those two but Maddison couldn’t lace either of their ****ing boots. Giving it the biggun after winning the Europa League, a competition I’m not sure Roy Keane even played in, is crazy work.

Next season we really need to take these mugs down a peg. Berta, go get a striker. Go get a winger. Go get a midfielder. Next summer I want to be the most unbearable version of myself.
 

Synical

Miss Bold Superstitious [B/]

Country: England
You know what, I didn’t think I’d care that much if Spuds were to win a trophy. But I’m sick to my stomach.

This second tier competition has made everyone lose sight of just how bad this Spuds team are. They’re ONE PLACE ABOVE THE RELEGATION ZONE. What are we doing here? Are we pretending this is a good team? These ****ing dossers lost over 20 games in the league. They played Bodmo Glimt in the SEMI FINAL!!


The thing I despise about modern football is how stats have taken over and context has become somewhat redundant. How can anyone, with a functioning brain, argue that Spuds have had a better season?

“Oh trophies, trophies! One trophy is better than no trophy.”

Do me a favour.

James Maddison since the final has been an embarrassment btw. Taking shots at the likes of Roy Keane and John Terry. Now far be it from me to defend those two but Maddison couldn’t lace either of their ****ing boots. Giving it the biggun after winning the Europa League, a competition I’m not sure Roy Keane even played in, is crazy work.

Next season we really need to take these mugs down a peg. Berta, go get a striker. Go get a winger. Go get a midfielder. Next summer I want to be the most unbearable version of myself.
Nobody really believes they have had a better season...that's just rival banter

Your bolded point is actually a good thing. I bet Sp**s keep Ange on because of it, same way that United's trophy papered over the cracks and made them keep ETH on. You know how that turned out...👀🍿
 

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