Mikel Arteta: 67

[UpTheGunnerz]

Naaaaht true babeh, I distinctively remember Frank beating us? Cheeky late Abraham goal if I’m not mistaken?

 

[Clrnc]

Naaaaht true babeh, I distinctively remember Frank beating us? Cheeky late Abraham goal if I’m not mistaken?

That was his first stint.

This stat is intentionally worded and skewed to send the message it wants as it selectively took 2023 onwards managers.

 

[dka1]

Naaaaht true babeh, I distinctively remember Frank beating us? Cheeky late Abraham goal if I’m not mistaken?

The last time Chelsea beat Arsenal was the Premier League game on 22nd August 2021, when Tuchel's Chelsea side beat Arsenal at the Emirates 2 nil.

Since then Chelsea have had these managers;

Graham Potter, interim Frank Lampard, Mauricio Pochettino, Enzo Maresca, and currently Liam Rosenior.

I think Frank's picture is included in there because of his interim management period, because Lampard managed Chelsea before Tuchel as well.

 

[viktor]

 

[Riou]

@UpTheGunnerz getting absolutely bantered about, after trying to disprove a true stat...

#ItIsTrueBabeh

 

[2Smokeyy]

Will I go back to rating Arteta if we win the League...

...smart money would be on me hating him more than ever if anything!

What about the CL? I would like to see how you’d act if we lift the PL then have to play in Budapest for the final the week after

Very possible.

 

[MartiSaka]

What about the CL? I would like to see how you’d act if we lift the PL then have to play in Budapest for the final the week after

Very possible.

I can see a half senile @Riou sitting in a nursing home in his later years waxing lyrical about the treble winning 25-26 Arsenal team, which he boasts was the first to win the CL and proclaimed the club's greatest side of all time.

He then goes on a rant about the flair and brilliance of our striker Owen Goal who was our top scorer that season and led us to triumph in the CL final scoring a double.

 

[BBF]

Need to get rid of this mental block in big moments and win the Caraboo Cup.

100%.

As solid as we are, there are certain moments that we unnecessarily criticise or worry about knowing we haven't won anything yet.

If a Simeone team did the same thing we did last night, no one would panic... and why would they? They've won things before, that approach works, and those wayward passes + clearances he also experiences are part of the genius.

For Arteta, and us, that style is objectively up for debate until he does the job. Naturally so. If he can successfully deploy it during a title run-in and win a cup against our biggest title rivals...? It would be an unbelievable boost

tld;dr - win the ting

 

[Riou]

I would like to see how you’d act if we lift the PL then have to play in Budapest for the final the week after

 

[viktor]

 

[viktor]

What about the CL? I would like to see how you’d act if we lift the PL then have to play in Budapest for the final the week after

Very possible.

our setpiece corner absolutely huge weapon for us to beat opponent in round 16, quarter final, semi final and final to win ucl because club outside premier league not good enough when defend in setpiece

 

[Return of The King]

I am torn as I used to think winning a league title or CL or both would make up for the inauthentic narcissist who plays unwatchable football and destroys our attackers on purpose. Honestly, I take it back; if Arteta leading Arsenal to a league title will insure another decade of unwatchable football; you can keep your league title. I would rather his sycophants feck off and leave the club with him and never have to watch Artetaball again after this year and be called bottlers. Football is meant to be fun; I enjoy 1 out of 10 of our matches. When in even late Wenger era even when we would get pumped; I enjoyed the majority of our matches. I prefer watching Bournemouth and Villa; and for 30 years I backed this club. If he wins league he will be at Arsenal for 10 more years with the sycophants in our fanbase. My **** or bank account doesn’t get bigger if Arsenal win league, I don’t get a medal, I don’t want to watch this football for 10 more years or 5. George Graham teams were more enjoyable than this, don’t care about statistics. I take it back; even if he wins league I won’t back him. He is Jose on steroids, you guys may sell your soul to see Arsenal win; I won’t. He is a sick and dishonest narcissist as well

 

[blaze_of_glory]

I am torn as I used to think winning a league title or CL or both would make up for the inauthentic narcissist who plays unwatchable football and destroys our attackers on purpose. Honestly, I take it back; if Arteta leading Arsenal to a league title will insure another decade of unwatchable football; you can keep your league title. I would rather his sycophants feck off and leave the club with him and never have to watch Artetaball again after this year and be called bottlers. Football is meant to be fun; I enjoy 1 out of 10 of our matches. When in even late Wenger era even when we would get pumped; I enjoyed the majority of our matches. I prefer watching Bournemouth and Villa; and for 30 years I backed this club. If he wins league he will be at Arsenal for 10 more years with the sycophants in our fanbase. My **** or bank account doesn’t get bigger if Arsenal win league, I don’t get a medal, I don’t want to watch this football for 10 more years or 5. George Graham teams were more enjoyable than this, don’t care about statistics. I take it back; even if he wins league I won’t back him. He is Jose on steroids, you guys may sell your soul to see Arsenal win; I won’t. He is a sick and dishonest narcissist as well

 

[viktor]

 

[MauveGunner]

I am torn as I used to think winning a league title or CL or both would make up for the inauthentic narcissist who plays unwatchable football and destroys our attackers on purpose. Honestly, I take it back; if Arteta leading Arsenal to a league title will insure another decade of unwatchable football; you can keep your league title. I would rather his sycophants feck off and leave the club with him and never have to watch Artetaball again after this year and be called bottlers. Football is meant to be fun; I enjoy 1 out of 10 of our matches. When in even late Wenger era even when we would get pumped; I enjoyed the majority of our matches. I prefer watching Bournemouth and Villa; and for 30 years I backed this club. If he wins league he will be at Arsenal for 10 more years with the sycophants in our fanbase. My **** or bank account doesn’t get bigger if Arsenal win league, I don’t get a medal, I don’t want to watch this football for 10 more years or 5. George Graham teams were more enjoyable than this, don’t care about statistics. I take it back; even if he wins league I won’t back him. He is Jose on steroids, you guys may sell your soul to see Arsenal win; I won’t. He is a sick and dishonest narcissist as well

 

[Return of The King]

What is funny is all Mik’s sycophants can only muster lame gifs in response to my points they all know are true. If it hasn’t been 21 years since our last league, no one would tolerate this football. If they were neutrals Arsenal would be the last elite team in Europe they would watch unless they are masochists. If every manager set up his team with 2.5 water carriers in midfield; no one would watch. I would pull an @A_G and watch ladies volleyball. I get it, before this year and even still I desperately want to break our duck in England and Europe. Hopefully he wins everything here and then fecks off to Madrid next year to bore the Madridistas to death they will run him out on a rail.

I mean I know his sycophants lack basic IQ and only look at standings. But thought exercise; pretend you are a neutral name a top 15 team or top 10 side in Europe as dull as we are? Forget about Madrid or Barca or Bayern; I would rather watch Frankfurt or Red Bull or Atletico Madrid. Those Norwegian fishermen who beat City and are in offseason entertained me more than anything we produced this year. His football is soulless like the man.

 

[MauveGunner]

What is funny is all Mik’s sycophants can only muster lame gifs in response to my points they all know are true. If it hasn’t been 21 years since our last league, no one would tolerate this football. If they were neutrals Arsenal would be the last elite team in Europe they would watch unless they are masochists. If every manager set up his team with 2.5 water carriers in midfield; no one would watch. I would pull an @A_G and watch ladies volleyball. I get it, before this year and even still I desperately want to break our duck in England and Europe. Hopefully he wins everything here and then fecks off to Madrid next year to bore the Madridistas to death they will run him out on a rail.

I mean I know his sycophants lack basic IQ and only look at standings. But thought exercise; pretend you are a neutral name a top 15 team or top 10 side in Europe as dull as we are? Forget about Madrid or Barca or Bayern; I would rather watch Frankfurt or Red Bull or Atletico Madrid. Those Norwegian fishermen who beat City and are in offseason entertained me more than anything we produced this year. His football is soulless like the man.

 

[A_G]

Mikel “OnlyOne” Arteta

 

[Aubamabludclat94]

You guys been killing it with the humor recently. From MABA to Return of the King not wanting to win, I've been dying reading this forum

 

[Return of The King]

You guys been killing it with the humor recently. From MABA to Return of the King not wanting to win, I've been dying reading this forum

Who said I don’t want to win. i want Mik to feck off to Madrid or PSG, I want to win but I don’t want to be cursed with 10 more years of Abu Mik Baghdadi football. Be honest and pretend you are a neutral would you watch this team? Why to watch Saka burn it up with 4 goals; or to watch 95 minutes of tedium so at the end of this you are rewarded by a German donkey successfully executing a breakaway? Yippy fecking Yay