Mikel Arteta: Managerial Royalty

[AbouCuéllar]

All you rabid doggies never learn, get in here to have your hate wankfests whenever things waver a bit but Arteta just keeps working and keeps being better than the clowns you big up in your rabid dog, blind hatefests.

VIVA Arteta VIVA EL ARSENAL!!!!

 

[Sanchez11]

Imagine if we won those 3 games, good grief. He survives again fml. Drip squad enroute!!

 

[Riou]

These boys are still fighting for this manager.

They went to The Bridge and got something...love it that we won there, love it!

 

[Kav]

And cue the **** roaches coming out of the woodwork to gloat about arteta.

 

[Baki]

The arteta out world 11 in shambles

Not really. If Arteta is kept for another season, you’ll see how **** he is.

 

[boonthegoon]

Back to back league wins at the bridge for the first time since 1997!

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Put Tuchkids in a spliff ngl.

 

[Baki]

All you rabid doggies never learn, get in here to have your hate wankfests whenever things waver a bit but Arteta just keeps working and keeps being better than the clowns you big up in your rabid dog, blind hatefests.

VIVA Arteta VIVA EL ARSENAL!!!!

4 pts ahead of last season. Nothing to celebrate.

 

[El Duderino]

All you rabid doggies never learn, get in here to have your hate wankfests whenever things waver a bit but Arteta just keeps working and keeps being better than the clowns you big up in your rabid dog, blind hatefests.

VIVA Arteta VIVA EL ARSENAL!!!!

The irony that this post is less than 15 paragraphs long and as rabid as the people losing their mids

 

[blaze_of_glory]

The man cant be killed off

 

[Baki]

The man cant be killed off

Let’s see how the season ends. Tets should thank Tuchel for putting out that team. Never seen such a hilarious match of football before.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

The man cant be killed off

He's literally Ole 2.0, when his backs against the wall he pulls off a big win.

 

[El Duderino]

Memes aside tho, some people who also came out of the woodwork once the third sad loss came in should really learn that at moments like this, Arteta always pulls one out of the bag.

It's even a Chelsea fixture, ffs. It's like asking to be meme'd on

 

[El Duderino]

The man cant be killed off

Cut of the head, four more equally well haired heads appear!

 

[Heskey]

Literally, he goes out in an interview and says the team is ****, and they go out and win.

 

[Baki]

He's literally Ole 2.0, when his backs against the wall he pulls off a big win.

Except Ole finished top 4 every single time. Our Ole has only achieved 8th place.

 

[AbouCuéllar]

We have further context now, with almost a full season played. Currently we are on 52.71 xPTS through 31 matches, on a 1.70 xPTS/g pace, similar to the pace the team was at when Em*ry picked it up from Wenger and brought it down to a 1.54 xPTS/g performance level, a level we have never seen anything close to under Em*ry.

In short, my statement, which started this argument, that at the very least we can say that Em*ry picked up the club and took it backwards, and Arteta has taken it forwards from where he picked it up, is evidently true because we have the facts that:

1. Em*ry picked up the club on a 1.73xPTS/g performance level and took it to a 1.54 xPTS/g level in the season following.
2. Arteta picked up a club on a 1.23 xPTS/g level that season and a 1.47 xPTS in the entirety of Em*ry's 51 game reign, and took it to a 1.54 xPTS level in the season following, and now to a 1.70 xPTS level in the season following.

@Baki unsurprisingly none of the rabid doggies have responded to this yet

We're closest to the performance level we were at when Wenger left the club since he left it (and perhaps at it or better after tonight), and far better than the level Em*ry brought us back to. Of course that is something to celebrate. The club is finally moving in the right direction this season and building a project worth following, instead of watching the club move further and further backwards.

 

[Baki]

Memes aside tho, some people who also came out of the woodwork once the third sad loss came in should really learn that at moments like this, Arteta always pulls one out of the bag.

It's even a Chelsea fixture, ffs. It's like asking to be meme'd on

I was confident we would win. Chelsea were tired, terrible home form, nothing to play for and Tuchel heavily rotated the team.

 

[El Duderino]

Literally, he goes out in an interview and says the team is ****, and they go out and win.

It's part of the Ole cycle mate. People should just look at United and realize that this man is not going anywhere.

CAVEAT: Not saying he's Ole.

 

[Hunta]

This ain’t no farewell tour.